We finally got job titles at FriendFeed - Bret Taylor

Can I be the staff photographer? - Thomas Hawk

Awesome times two! - Wm Scott Rees

where's your bret ? :)- - Peter Dawson

"Supreme Allied Commander" - Bret Taylor

do you get business cards with the titles too? - Thomas Hawk

So who's getting "Final Cylon" then? - Mark Dykeman

whatever happened to the "aggregated aggregator?" - Marc Canter

Awww. I liked "FriendFeeder". :-( - Mitchell Tsai

huh, that's odd, I was under the impression that you were the Senior Executive Vice *Group* Director of VP Coordination & Vision... did you not allocate your synergies properly and get demoted?? - felix

"Senior Executive Vice Director of VP Coordination & Vision" and "Deputy Senior VP of Strategic Synergy" Fantastic! SEVP of VPCP and DSVP of SS... - Mitchell Tsai

Ah! Interesting :) The funniest is that these guys don't even wear shoes at work, and play with thier bicycles in the office - directeur from NoiseRiver

ok pauls title is really wacky - "Sr. Executive Vice Director of VP Coordination & Vision" - like wtf does that mean ? SERIOUSLY !! btw what does "VP" stand for ? - Peter Dawson

Scott Adams (?): "If it's more than two words, it's not a career" - Philipp Lenssen

I want Senior Fetchit Boy reporting the Staff Photographer. - Russellreno

These are beyond fantastic. Can I be your Human Branding Liaison? - Ginger Makela Riker

ahh good quote Philipp :)- - Peter Dawson

I know a guy who runs a 600-person company, and walks around the offices barefoot! Not even sandals. My brother works there - Rhythm & Hues Studios - http://rhythm.com - Mitchell Tsai

Another company I helped rented a house at the beach - rather than a traditional office. Lot of fun having meetings there. They took surfing breaks for lunch. - Mitchell Tsai

I think i need to include those in full in all posts from now on - MG Siegler

longest title i've ever seen - you could have thrown in an acronym! - Allen Stern

awesome job titles! - Susan Beebe

this is hilarious :) liked it! what lies in the name of title-fame? - Aditya Kothadiya

...China, Korea, India, WYOMING, Singapore... HA! - Clare Dibble

LOL, how about numbers like in movie Brazil "010046" - Pokai

any Historian-on-duty ? :) - A. T.

Did you guys steal these titles from Yahoo? - Eric Eldon

Is Ana still the "Chief Miscellaneous Officer" or does she go by a different title these days? Also, I'd like to know the other FFers' titles. - April Buchheit

Did you get to make up your own? The coolest title I've seen has been for a Microsoft employee - Professional Geek (before he worked there his title was Amateur Geek) - Craig Thomler

I actually have an outstanding diplomatic relations issue with wyoming. Who would I talk to about that? - Phil Glockner

So Bret, what's your title ? (This kind of culture is the kind that spawns neat stuff. Always has, always will. Keep it up!) - Charlie Anzman

Mine is "Supreme Allied Commander." I was always jealous of NATO. - Bret Taylor

I'm a little scared that some people don't seem to realize it's a joke. - Alan Cheslow

And here I was soo confused thinking Bret was the CEO! hehehe (ok he really is guys!!) - Susan Beebe

I just noticed Casey has Asian strategy in Wyoming? yo what?! - that's funny! - Susan Beebe

Do you have any Master Squirrel Hearders (project mgrs) yet?? that's my specialty - Susan Beebe

I really want a title too. If I bring all the Mommybloggers over...I better get one dammit - Erin @queenofspain

So is Casey's job to reach out to those parts of the world that twitter works? - Nancy Babyak

What's yours, Jim? - Anne Bouey

+100 - Josh Wills

I want all those titles - Calos from twhirl

Kind of funny, but hey, that FriendFeed business card in the background looks nice. - Daniel Schildt

@bret NATO is not cool - seen them through cross-hairs back in end-of-80s, they ain't that cool as they try to pretend :) - A. T.

Wow! - Yuvi

I got mine this morning: "Kevin Fox - Comptroller Third-Class, Tiger Team V" We are so going to kick Tiger Team III's ass at this year's interoffolympics!!! - Kevin Fox

I'd like to be the senior vice associate president of all things that the senior executive vice director of vp coordination and vision doesn't see. - Robert Scoble

Nice job title Paul! Did you try to max out the characters that would fit? :) - Alex Barbara