"Don’t you hate it when you’re training for a big race and you unexpectedly have a baby? So annoying. Trish Staine of Duluth, MN, says she had no idea she was pregnant while she was training for the Grandma’s Half Marathon recently. But after one training run she began having back pain, and so took a trip to the doctor. They found a second heartbeat. The call is coming from inside the house!"
- Eric - Too Hot
from Bookmarklet
Y'know. I'm not the brightest bulb on the tree and all. But...I'm pretty sure I'd be able to figure out if I'm pregnant. At least one symptom has to be showing up at some point. Y'know, like a belly. Or no period. Or morning sickness. Or water retention. Or the baby moving. Or the baby kicking. Or the random weird cravings. Or the sore nipples. Or the growing boobs. Or. Yeah.
- Hookuh Tinypants
"The call is coming from inside the house!" did make me laughsnort though.
- holly #ravingfangirl
That's the thing. She says in the story that she didn't miss a period, didn't experience weight gain, etc. I guess it does happen.
- Eric - Too Hot
And the baby never moved once? Yeah. I'm calling stupidity on this one.
- Hookuh Tinypants
I don't know how it happens. Maybe training had something to do with it? I don't know, I'm not one to run anywhere.
- Eric - Too Hot
I hope this doesn't happen to me during my Ironman training!
- Brian Johns
First hand accounts with pregnant people not knowing they were pregnant. At some point most were told they would never ever conceive. With that in the mindset the next avenue is "gastric distress", when the baby is moving. Each instance the patient was sent to ultrasound for large abdominal tumor. I love when the patient denies any chance of pregnancy too.
- Janet:#TeamMonique
When the baby gets to 17 or 18 yrs he/she will possibly move out of the house and let you sleep through the night.
- Brian Johns
I called that conditioning. or training, if you will.
- Lnorigb
Yeah, I agree with Brian. Penny will be 4 in October, she still doesn't sleep through the night. I hope you're luckier!
- Georgia
I hope you're blessed with good sleepers like mine! We were determined to sleep-train at 4 months & 14 pounds. Best decision ever! Can u cut down on fluids before bed?
- Yvonne
from FFHound!
Man, you'd think that in the 23rd century, they'd have unit dose vials or autoinjectors that would prevent you from accidentally injecting yourself with a massive dose of synthetic catecholamines, and you wouldn't have to go on a methamphetamine-like/bath salt-like frenzy that ultimately results in a massive change in your timeline.
"What planet is this?!? Don't run!!! I won't kill you!!!" — perhaps, in the 23rd century, they actually discovered bath salts have therapeutic properties and that's why they keep it in their pharmacological armamentarium. Or Bones is secretly a methhead, and that's why the lethal dose didn't kill him.
- Victor Ganata
LOL, so basically, if you get in a time machine while high on crystal meth, Hitler wins.
- Victor Ganata
Did you have a little industrial accident at work today, Victor? Are you going to try to eat some stranger's face off?
- Brian Johns
Nah, just binge watching season 1 of Star Trek.
- Victor Ganata
Victor, you're talking about the same starship that can't install fuses or surge protectors in the bridge's control consoles, nor any kind of limiters on the artificial gravity.
- Stephen Mack #TeamMomo
from iPhone
Heh, yeah, but I was thinking about how, while we don't have interstellar starships or even really artificial gravity (unless you count the Vomit Comet) we definitely have single dose vials and prefilled autoinjector syringes in the present. I guess it just goes to show how much medical tech has changed since the '60s :D
- Victor Ganata
"'Nobody’s really made a causative association between oral sex and tongue-base cancer,' said Dr. Jeremy Freeman, a specialist in head and neck oncology at the University of Toronto. 'While one would like to make that association, there’s no compelling evidence that exists. It’s conjecture.'"
- Victor Ganata
from iPhone
"Dr. Irish put it this way: 'It’s how heavy you smoke, how heavy you drink, how heavy you have sexual practices with oral sex, and the number of people you have sex with. It’s not as simple as ‘oral sex causes cancer.’'"
- Victor Ganata
from iPhone
"'The study found that the spouses of patients with oral cancer caused by HPV did not have a significantly higher risk of developing the disease than the general population.'"
- Victor Ganata
from iPhone
"'He not only smoked, and reasonably heavily, and drank alcohol, but he’s also HPV positive,' said Dr. Irish. 'To separate one factor from another is very difficult because we know smoking, alcohol and perhaps HPV-contracted sexual practices may have contributed to his disease. But he could have contracted this disease from smoking and drinking if he had been celibate.'"
- Victor Ganata
from iPhone
Please. Michael Douglas just wanted us to all know that he eats pussy. HEY LADIES.
- Hookuh Tinypants
a case in point: Chicago Sun-Times axes all staff photographers, offers reporters 'iPhoneography training' http://appleinsider.com/article... via @AppleInsider
- WarLord
Ah, that makes more sense. I thought it was another swipe at people who take amateur photographs in general (which has become common as more people have access to easy picture taking.) Journalistic photography, just like writing, is something that can be enhanced by the addition of more voices, but it takes a professional to produce quality on a consistent, predictable basis.
- Jennifer Dittrich
Worse yet, most people aren't good at editing their own work. Only show me the good ones, people!
- Brian Johns
"Milo is Bonedigger’s closest friend, and he often tries to imitate the lion’s growls. He also serves as Bonedigger’s personal dentist. After the animals eat, 5-year-old Milo licks the lion’s teeth clean, and Bonedigger returns the gesture by licking the dog with a tongue nearly the size of the dog’s head."
- SteVe C
from Bookmarklet
My roommate's dachshund used to lick the pug's ears clean. (The insides) It was the most disgusting thing ever.
- Brian Johns
I wish all their images weren't just links to facebook images (which I block)
- Brian Johns
My friend did the Get-Along-Shirt with his kids. The photo on his fb is priceless! Both kids crying & screaming. It's adorable.
- Zulema ❧ spicy cocoa tart
It could become the Our Survival Of The Fittest t-shirt. :)
- Stephan Planken
from iPhone
Oh. You might not want to get mine - they tend to the technical aspects of librarianating - sort of boring if one isn't wanting to do techie stuff in a library...
- WebGoddess
I'm sure it's not boring, but whether or not my brain can understand it is another story ;o)
- Headless Gnad Kicker
I once cowrote a book on web development. The publisher went bankrupt and folded a month after it was published. Which was just a coincidence, I swear.
- Bill Mason
I co-wrote an HTML 4 book back in 97 for Sybex (which got acquired by Wiley). It was a TON of work and even though the book sold fairly well, it didn't make much money at all. Good experience, though. That same year I also ghost wrote some chapters in other computer books, and worked as a technical editor. Anyway, this one is the one with my name on it: http://www.amazon.com/Html-4-...
- Stephen Mack #TeamMomo
I made a couple photo books through Blurb. Each title sold one copy, to me, except for our baby book which we sent to the grandparents.
- Brian Johns
I printed and bound my own poem about "Glow Juice" more of an interactive Christmas Eve thing to make certain all little ones are in bed promptly by 9. Does this count? ;) Printed on craft grade paper and bound by yarn ties too!
- Janet:#TeamMonique
from FFHound!
I have. 16.5 traditionally published, some unclear number self-pub. (.5: the 17th is in the works.)
- Walt Crawford
Ah, then by that standard, I have 2 books as I have two .5's myself. One nearly done, one not nearly done enough considering the deadline...
- WebGoddess
In the works in this case means: Submitted February 2012; advertised as available Fall 2012; I'm now reviewing the formatted PDF; should actually be on sale in 4-6 weeks. [The delay had nothing to do with me, maybe a lot to do with publisher mergers...]
- Walt Crawford
I have. Two tech books in 2007 for Sybex/Wiley & Sons. Ditto Stephen on the work/money ratio being out of whack. Reason I have no more books to my name, but plenty of articles.
- Eric - Too Hot
I got a short story reprinted in a small-press anthology... Not sure if it's still in print though I've got an extra copy around the house somewhere.
- Deborah Fitchett
I was published in a small anthology. That's about it :)
- Brent Schaus
"Oh, my… Wait a minute – you say I can make this ridiculously decadent looking treat at home? Sure – I did. Which means you can, too. All you need is… Chocolate – as in cocoa powder and chocolate chips. Plus water, sugar, and vanilla; easy enough, right? A touch of salt and espresso powder add flavor, but both are optional. As is the Kahlua (or alcohol of your choice). While highly recommended to enhance “scoopability,” give it a pass if you don’t do hard liquor. Wait a minute – where’s the cream? Isn’t ice CREAM made out of heavy cream? Indeed it is. But this isn’t ice cream – it’s sorbet. I know, usually when you think sorbet, you think strawberry, or mango, or peach – something made with fruit, right? But chocolate sorbet? Well, why not?"
- Katy S
from Bookmarklet
I've had chocolate sorbet before. It's quite tasty. It is definitely a sorbet, though. It will not have the milky taste of dairy products. But it's plenty chocolatey.
- Spidra Webster
I think I bought a half-liter at Ralphs last summer. It was OK.
- Andrew C (✓)
i had a pint in the ice cream CSA last summer. agree with spidra - tasty but different.
- holly #ravingfangirl
"Jaroslav Flegr is no kook. And yet, for years, he suspected his mind had been taken over by parasites that had invaded his brain. So the prolific biologist took his science-fiction hunch into the lab. What he’s now discovering will startle you. Could tiny organisms carried by house cats be creeping into our brains, causing everything from car wrecks to schizophrenia?"
- April Russo
from Bookmarklet
latimes: The end of the Postal Service? Neither snow nor rain nor heat are supposed to keep mail carriers from doing their duty, but the current crisis facing the postal service is a bit more of a man-made problem. The U.S. Postal Service lost a mind-boggling $15.9 billion last year, and currently loses $25 million every day. Employee numbers have... - http://dendroica.tumblr.com/post...
"The first killer app was VisiCalc. This early spreadsheet turned the Apple II from a hobbyist toy to a business computer. VisiCalc came with room for improvement, though. In addition, a new architecture and operating system, the Intel-based IBM PC and MS-DOS, also needed a spreadsheet to be taken seriously. That spreadsheet, released in early 1983, would be Lotus 1-2-3, and it would change the world. It became the PC's killer app, and the world would never be the same. On May 14, IBM quietly announced the end of the road for 1-2-3, along with Lotus Organizer and the Lotus SmartSuite office suite. Lotus 1-2-3's day is done."
- Morton Fox
from Bookmarklet
My first training gig was teaching WordPerfect 5.1 and Lotus 1-2-3, back in 1991 or so. I was never wild about Lotus 1-2-3 -- slash commands didn't really do it for me. So, whereas I think Excel was clearly better than Lotus 1-2-3, I still think WordPerfect was (and is) better than Word.
- Stephen Mack #TeamMomo
I used to write my papers on Lotus. We didn't have WP so my only other options were typing or longhand.
- Anika
"Customers will no longer be able to receive support for these offerings..." Wait - what is this "support" concept they speak of? (Sorry - I'm an Apple software user so this is a foreign concept to me.)
- Brian Johns
What else is even in the running for 'great third movie'? Dark Knight Rises IMO was good, but not great. Very few creator-driven films get two sequels in the first place, of course.
- Andrew C (✓)
Army of Darkness, Toy Story 3, Bourne Ultimatum, and LotR: Return of the King come to mind.
- Stephen Mack #TeamMomo
from iPhone
Fair point on Toy Story 3. Haven't seen Army of Darkness series or the Bourne sequels. I mildly dislike the LOTR movies as a whole and ROTK in particular for its eight endings.
- Andrew C (✓)
You can/should watch Army of Darkness without watching the first two.
- Brian Johns
One of the three pregnant goats at Rancho San Antonio gave birth last week. They're so adorable, these kids. Very wobbly.
- Stephen Mack #TeamMomo
from iPhone
"Enter here, and you could win an autographed copy of Michael Bolton's fun new book, "The Soul of It All.” Today could be your day!"
- SteVe C
from Bookmarklet
Yeah, the new Bay Bridge is worrisome due to all the fuckups CalTrans has presided over. And this country hasn't made the infrastructure investments needed for decades.
- Spidra Webster
It says "North of Seattle". So that means in Canada, right?
- Brian Johns
Curtis, who habitually mishandles the expensive, fragile electronic device containing all of her contacts and important personal information, expressed unbridled enthusiasm over the impending arrival of her newborn baby. In addition to having outright shattered her iPhone on multiple occasions, Curtis has improbably managed to drop it on the sidewalk nearly 10 times in the last five weeks alone, and said she has become increasingly excited about the prospect of motherhood.
- Brian Johns
From the article: "A construction company has essentially destroyed one of Belize's largest Mayan pyramids with backhoes and bulldozers to extract crushed rock for a road-building project, authorities announced on Monday. The head of the Belize Institute of Archaeology, Jaime Awe, said the destruction at the Nohmul complex in northern Belize was detected late last week. The ceremonial center dates back at least 2,300 years and is the most important site in northern Belize, near the border with Mexico."
- Stephen Mack #TeamMomo
from Bookmarklet
It is now 10:23 AM. Already done: peanut butter and banana smoothie, dog walked 1.25 mi, and discussed vital life stuff with m'girl. Currently working on laptop to make room for Mint 13. While waiting for deleting files and defrag, I'm working on jQuery. I'm almost TOO productive. Somebody STOP ME!
I don't think they've done a very good job of communicating about all of the changes.
- Katy S
The fact that they are getting rid of Pro accounts and the pricing structure of the new accounts. Not to mention the fact that they still don't have an iPad app.
- Scoble, Alex Scoble
And yeah, Tumblr users should view the purchase of that service through the lens of what Yahoo is doing to Flickr.
- Scoble, Alex Scoble
Wait - they're getting rid of Pro accounts? I totally missed that.
- Brian Johns
I don't think they are getting rid of pro accounts, but I'm hardly qualified to speak.
- Mary B: #TeamMonique
They're getting rid of it but current Pro acct people who opt to be grandfathered in at $25 a year, will be.
- Spidra Webster
$50/yr to get rid of ads is a bit tough to take but I guess they are giving you 1TB of space for free. Majority of users won't come close to maxing that out I'd think. It would've been nice if they had kept it at the old Pro price though.
- ronin
Yeah, as I said on Facebook "We'll see how I feel about this tomorrow, but when compared to the competition, this seems like a step back to me as a paying member. So perhaps there's a bias there as this appears to be good for free members of Flickr, but not so good for new customers who want to pay for increased service."
- Scoble, Alex Scoble
Totally minor procedure (I'd tell you about it except it's TMI). But I love how serious it sounds due to that word "surgery."
- Stephen Mack #TeamMomo
from iPhone
Oh, and yeah, hoping for a successful outcome. :^)
- Friar Will
Thanks all! My visit is done. Bah. Turns out it wasn't what my Primary Care Physician thought, and the general surgery PA couldn't correct it in-office with the minor procedure I expected. So I will need an actual bit of surgery after all if I want to fix this. Hmmm.
- Stephen Mack #TeamMomo
from iPhone
Friar, you KNOW that "no such thing as TMI on FF" is a challenge, right? :D
- Joe Silence
I'm sorry it wasn't in-office eligible. I hope it all turns out okay.
- Spidra Webster
Thanks all. It's minor, so I will be okay whether I do it or not. But now it's going to be a decision I have to think about.
- Stephen Mack #TeamMomo
from iPhone
If you get quotes from a reputable place, I'll do it for half.
- Brian Johns
If they can install adamantium claws while they've got you open, the super-powers are totally worth it!
- Spidra Webster
Sparky, I'll go with your cut-rate surgical alternative if you install the claws that Spidra mentioned. Also do you do LASIK? You can just use a cheese grater and a penlight to avoid having to pay for expensive lasers.
- Stephen Mack #TeamMomo
from iPhone
Let me read up on those procedures, but sure, why not! What could possibly go wrong?
- Brian Johns
Nothing could possibly go wrong. You're not going to be using any anesthetic, are you? I'd rather watch you perform the procedures so I'll know how to do it myself next time.
- Stephen Mack #TeamMomo
You can save on cost by not having sterile instruments too!
- Janet:#TeamMonique
You have to make some sacrifices for prices this low. If you're going be all stuck up about it then just go to your fancy-shmantzy "licensed" doctor, ok?
- Brian Johns
Sparky, no no, I'm not stuck up. Whatever corners you need to cut, just slash them. I don't need "instruments."
- Stephen Mack #TeamMomo
from iPhone
Cheap grain alcohol for the anesthesia should do! It will double as a blood thinner for those pesky post op pulmonary emboli.
- Janet:#TeamMonique
hope "Cheap grain alcohol" comment was meant as a joke, for it may cause serious damage in conjunction with many post-op medications. Best wishes to Stephen! (Much later try the Japanese whisky, Hibiki, to celebrate :-)
- Adriano
I'm sorry I didn't see this sooner, hope you are on the road to recovery now? How are you feeling today?
- Halil
Hi Halil, thanks for the concern! I haven't had my consult with the surgeon yet, so I don't know if I will do the surgery or not. It's a minor and not uncommon condition (albeit highly personal and with a disgusting #iam12-worthy name), and it's not painful currently, so all is well.
- Stephen Mack #TeamMomo
from iPhone
Okay, just finished the surgical consult. I'm going to do this. Will be done in June, simple procedure but i will be unconscious, and I'll be unable to run for a week (boooo). I was pleased that the surgeon called me "ridiculously healthy," though.
- Stephen Mack #TeamMomo
from iPhone
Glad you are going to a real doctor! Though we really could hook you up if something gets cancelled! *winks*
- Janet:#TeamMonique
Good luck with your poopy-butt-penis-assendectomy. #iam12
- Brian Johns
^ ha! You're just mad I didn't select you to be the surgeon, Dr. Off To Use The Johns
- Stephen Mack #TeamMomo
from iPhone
You sounded like a difficult patient. Not worth the trouble. Ask too many questions.
- Brian Johns