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Zulema ❧ spicy cocoa tart
RT @sammikes: Did you mean "nag a ram"? Well played, Google.
RT @sammikes: Did you mean "nag a ram"?  Well played, Google.
holly #ravingfangirl
LED Lights Are Ruining Laundry Detergent's White-Brightening Trick -
LED Lights Are Ruining Laundry Detergent's White-Brightening Trick
"LED lighting is great. The right bulb gives the same warm incandescent glow you love from a fraction of the energy. But there's a downside: while LEDs make cities look awesome, the most common type of LED lighting dims the ultraviolet trick laundry detergents use to make white clothes look whiter. The future is bright, but it's also kind of dingy." - holly #ravingfangirl from Bookmarklet
Give me free-range whites. The jig is up, Procter & Gamble! - Micah
Free the Whites...oh How about Optical Brighteners Go Home, You're Drunk - ♫Jorge Covert, Trainer♫
Hmmm. Starts creating a Hue program "make my clothes look clean." - David Lounsbury from iPhone
Sarah G.
Mayonnaise on everything but God forbid you get more than 12 ounces of liquid at a time...
Impress 'em with your Spatula of Arts degree.
I've actually got a Botulism of Science. - SAM
I have a Colander of Medicine. - Akiva
I had a student turn in homework where he mis-copied Bachelor of Science as Bachelor of Violence. - LB: Ratchet Bear from Android
My onion router startup totally disrupted the knife and chopping board industry. Not to brag, though. - Micah
LB: Ratchet Bear
RT @charles270: I need to add "I'm really good at using Google" to my resume.
Just discovered some of my "legacy" data storage capacity. Eight hundred ninety six MEGABYTES packed into a 5 inch x 2 inch memory stick array! We're cookin' with gas now, people!
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And it's a bit scary to reflect on how much I paid for those 256 MB Memory Stick Pros. Thankfully I never opted for the 512 MB & 1024 MB versions. Even *I* have my limits! - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ from Android
Also, the advent of memory sticks provided the first tangible evidence since the BetaMax days that Sony didn't have the end user's convenience/best interests at heart. (That hasn't changed much.) - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ from Android
Steven Perez
An evening filled with inspiring, uplifting music by PDQ Bach. I am a better man now. @gohomekiki
Zulema ❧ spicy cocoa tart
Victor Ganata
So I guess it's only now that Americans are aware that neo-Nazism is big in the Ukraine.
Victor Ganata
RT @phillymac: Nobody Lives Here. ==> 2.83 MILLION square miles of why overpopulation is a myth.
I would love to see something like that but with a minimum cell size of a mile or so. In other words, show me all the places in the US nobody lives within a mile of. - Brian Johns
Andrew C (✔)
RT @AdamSerwer: What General Mills is doing is absolutely BANANAS and the Roberts Court will sanction it without a second thought
Basically, even online interactions with General Mills involve giving up the right to sue them, is what they're trying to do. - Andrew C (✔)
Amit Patel
Merlin Bird ID app – Instant Bird Identification Help for 350 North American birds -
Merlin Bird ID app – Instant Bird Identification Help for 350 North American birds
New bird mobile app looks promising — they narrow down candidate birds based on size and color and behavior (which you enter) and location and season (automatic). I've used Petersen and iBird and am happy with neither; I'll try this one. - Amit Patel from Bookmarklet
I tried it out, and I'm quite happy with it so far. It seems much nicer for casual birdwatchers like me, and I'm guessing it's not for birdwatching geeks. - Amit Patel
Kevin Fox
Went to Gmail's 10 year reunion today and it was awesome.
Kevin Fox
It'd be interesting if Twitter desaturated your avatar in relation to the time since your last tweet. Make stale tweeters look stale.
Shannon - GlassMistress
Kevin Fox
Ballpark prices for marriage proposals:
Dough Balls
40 Ordinary Signs That Became Suspicious When People Misused Quotations…LOL! | Distractify -
40 Ordinary Signs That Became Suspicious When People Misused Quotations…LOL! | Distractify
40 Ordinary Signs That Became Suspicious When People Misused Quotations…LOL! | Distractify
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x___________x "Meat Service" - Pixie
lol - emi e vonde
That's why I always use air quotes around my supposed qualifications... they're ephemeral, so nobody can prove a thing. - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ
Dave Winer
We have Follow Friday and Throwback Thursday -- how about Say Anything With Impunity Saturday?
That should be Sunday. - Stephen Mack from iPhone
Dough Balls
Anyone have an idea of good way to get rid of boxes and boxes of old records? We have no fireplace and the shredder takes one envelope at a time putting the estimated destruction time at 6.4 years.
Do they not have "community shred" events near you? We seem to have those somewhere within 20-30 miles almost every month. - COMPLICATED MR. NOODLE
...and, by "records", I assume you're talking about papers and stuff, not vinyl albums, right? - COMPLICATED MR. NOODLE
Metal trash can + one match = fun - Soup in a TARDIS
You might want to check with your local bank/credit union - mine lets you bring in stuff to be shredded on certain days. They hire an industrial shredder for the day. - Jennifer Dittrich
you really shouldn't give steve ideas like that, soup. - holly #ravingfangirl
Our City has let's you drop off shredding into their bin once a month for free. Also, our self storage office has shredding services too. - Tamara J. B. from FFHound(roid)!
But it's so fun, Holly! And Steve? POIDH. - Soup in a TARDIS
You can ship it to me and we will burn it. - Janet
Buy a better shredder. - Professor A.I.
Wow, this is the first time I've heard of "community shred" events or of banks allowing you to bring stuff in for shredding. - Spidra Webster
A high-quality shredder is a must for any true American, just like having a 9mm Glock for keeping the communist criminals at bay. Don't trust your valuable shredding to some "community" shredder. The banks are not looking out for your interest either. - Professor A.I.
Shred the stuff (with a better quality shredder), then put it in a worm composter. Nothing usable is going to survive that. - Spidra Webster
Don't listen to her—the worms are spies. After you shred everything, use Napalm on it. - Professor A.I.
Hospital and doctor offices have wonderful shred-it services. Find someone you trust to take a handful to work each day! - Janet
Steve, if you can't find any free community events, and you are around Orange County (which seems like the right area according to my memory, but hey SoCal is big), it looks like the Goodwill does it there, and i bet that would be cheaper than any of the commercial shredding businesses. - holly #ravingfangirl
Wow thanks peeps - Dough Balls
Hire a pre-teen to come to your house and run them through your shredder for you, for a few hours each week. Eventually you will catch up with the shredding, and if you keep the kid coming each week or once a month after that, you'll be able to stay on top of it. - April Russo
The Good Will in our area offers free community shred events ... maybe yours does as well. - Shannon - GlassMistress
I put all that stuff in the trunk of my car, and then every time I go camping when I'm like, "oh no I forgot kindling!" I get the satisfaction of burning pay stubs from jobs I hated and insurance manuals. Plus camping! Seriously I forget kindling EVERY. TIME. - Lo
Just spotted a blurb in the paper that the local Rotary is sponsoring a shredding event. To think I heard it here first... - Spidra Webster
Where is your trunk, human? -
Where is your trunk, human?
:)) جانمممممم، میخوامممممم - nejat
تعجب کرده که چرا گوش و خرطوم نداره :-)) - زالی
نجات حالا بچه فیل یک کم منطقی تره اما خود فیل اصلا نمیگنجه :)) - Mahdi
زالی جان خرطوم رو میشه یک فکری به حالش کرد اما لعنتی این گوش ها رو اصلا نمیشه هیچ کارش کرد :)) - Mahdi
Mr. Gunn
RT @AsaTait: Fun fact: When my kid watches "Terminator" I will have to explain the concept of a phonebook, but not an autonomous robot killing machine.
And yet people online complain about phone books more than they complain about automaton killing machines... - Spidra Webster
LB: Ratchet Bear
Mercer's robot photo-bomb is the greatest photo-bomb of them all via @sbnation
Mercer's robot photo-bomb is the greatest photo-bomb of them all via @sbnation
LB: Ratchet Bear
RT @evazaccaria: I don't even care that my #bracket is done. It's worth it for this: #DukevsMercer
LB: Ratchet Bear
RT @espnu: After Mercer’s win over Duke, there are now 2,185 perfect brackets (out of 11 million) in ESPN's Tournament Challenge.
You '6 for 6' people need to just shut up. ;) #MarchMadness #Bracketology
Harvard messed me up. :( - LB: Ratchet Bear from Android
I think Harvard messed a lot of people up. It would be nice to have live updates from companies that run pools to see how many of their brackets are busted at any point. - Brian Johns
ESPN does it, generally, currently only 5.7% perfect. Only 8.8% had both Dayton & Harvard. - Not Me
Harvard and Dayton got me too! Otherwise so far so good :) Huge "whew!" for Florida! - LoisMarketing
I guess ESPN's down to around 0.005-0.02% or so at this point, considering only 3% picked Mercer, and after day 1 they were down to 0.17%. - Not Me
I'm 15 of 18 right now having picked DA BEARS and also Baylor :) (Wait -- aren't Baylor DA BEARS too??) :) - LoisMarketing
That happened - Eric - Watch Me Now
Monique Judge
RT @reignofapril: WHO. DID. THIS ?!?!?!?! RT "@wizzyjr: WAIT! RT @Hersheylust: I'm sleep 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀#lmmfao #lol"
RT @reignofapril: WHO. DID. THIS ?!?!?!?! RT "@wizzyjr: WAIT! RT @Hersheylust: I'm sleep 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀#lmmfao #lol"
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