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RT @cemeterydance: Free hugs! #stephenkingrevisited
RT @cemeterydance: Free hugs! #stephenkingrevisited
I think you just killed Mary Carmen - Shannon - GlassMistress
Steve C, Team Marina
The boy learned to click his tongue to make a noise this weekend. Then spent the rest of the weekend demonstrating his new talent to anyone within a 500 mile radius. The cats were less enthusiastic then the parents in their praise.
On the plus side neither cat has mauled him yet which is saying something since the tail is the most appealing target on them. - Steve C, Team Marina
Andrew C (✔)
CT Scan of 1,000-Year-Old Buddha Sculpture Reveals Mummified Monk Hidden Inside | Colossal -
CT Scan of 1,000-Year-Old Buddha Sculpture Reveals Mummified Monk Hidden Inside | Colossal
"What looks like a traditional statue of Buddha dating back to the 11th or 12th century was recently revealed to be quite a bit more. A CT scan and endoscopy carried out by the Netherlands-based Drents Museum at the Meander Medical Centre in Amersfoort, showed the ancient reliquary fully encases the mummified remains of a Buddhist master known as Liuquan of the Chinese Meditation School. While it was known beforehand the remains of a person were inside, another startling discovery was made during the scan: where the organs had been removed prior to mummification, researches discovered rolls of paper scraps covered in Chinese writing." - Andrew C (✔) from Bookmarklet
wow - Meg VMeg
cool - lris
^ - Micah
Zulema ❧ spicy cocoa tart
Why is 'fathom' a word but 'unfathom' is not a word but 'unfathomable' is a word? The fact that I have a migraine is unrelated.
You have misfathomed this. - Joe
Full fathom five. - Stephen Mack
Your unforeseeable proposal is unbeatable, but unworkable. Banning the unobjectionable word "unwork" is not only unreasonable, but unenforceable, because the forms you need to file are unavailable. Let's make this post unforgettable. - Amit Patel
Ken Gidley
Any Bay Area folks interested in a pair of tickets for Sharks vs Kings outdoor game at Levi's Stadium tomorrow (Sat)? Got an extra pair of tickets I'm looking to sell. Let me know asap.
Game is officially sold out - I've still got a pair if you need them! - Ken Gidley
Zulema ❧ spicy cocoa tart
Seriously I cried for like five minutes. - Zulema ❧ spicy cocoa tart from Android
Oh, man. He's gonna be sore tomorrow. - (Curtis) Alan Jackson
hahaha - Rodfather
But he didn't fall. That's all that matters. - Jim #teamFFrank
It looked like at the end he wanted to pick up the shovel and throw it all while slipping and sliding. - Rodfather
^ that's what I was thinking, too. - Jennifer Dittrich
Yessss!! He threw the shovel in frustration! - Zulema ❧ spicy cocoa tart from Android
^BWHAAHHAHAHA! - Zulema ❧ spicy cocoa tart
RT @_youhadonejob: Noah is going to have trouble breeding those lions.
RT @_youhadonejob: Noah is going to have trouble breeding those lions.
The Boy Next Door Fans are Trying Super Hard to Buy First Edition Copies of The Iliad | The Mary Sue -
The Boy Next Door Fans are Trying Super Hard to Buy First Edition Copies of The Iliad | The Mary Sue
"Life imitates art: according to Richard Davies of the online bookseller AbeBooks, the now-infamous The Boy Next Door scene in which Jennifer Lopez is gifted a “first edition copy of The Iliad“ has lead countless Internet users on a quest to find first-edition copies of the ancient, orally-derived work. See, print’s not dead yet! According to Davies, since The Boy Next Door was released in the U.S. on January 23rd ‘The Iliad, first edition’ has been the top search term on, surpassing even To Kill a Mockingbird despite recent renewed interest in Harper Lee." - Jessie from Bookmarklet
"However, Davies also offers some perspective for anyone horrified by American audiences’ ignorance of Greek epic poetry (which, like, simmer down, elitists. Of all the failings a human can have, not knowing much about a boring-ass book written in dactylic hexameter seems pretty forgivable to me): 'There have been numerous editions of The Iliad printed since the 16th century and each new edition would have its own first edition, so in that context the movie’s dialog is actually correct.'" - Jessie
I'd pay an extra $5 for a signed copy. - Joe
Andrew C (✔)
RT @girlwithatail: Giving someone an orchid is like giving a terminally ill patient as a gift.
Andrew C (✔)
adioS: The end of RadioShack, through the eyes of a store manager - -
"First, I wish I could take full credit for that art up top. I cannot. It was inspired by a photo originally tweeted out by @textfiles earlier this month." (Aw, image isn't showing up.) - Andrew C (✔) from Bookmarklet
"Over the last couple weeks, I've been emailing back and forth with a RadioShack store manager, who we'll call "Mike." Mike's store has clearance signage everywhere, and is on the verge of shuttering for good. His severance pay was originally slashed, and eventually denied altogether. His store has very few batteries, but hundreds of t-shirts to sell. " - Andrew C (✔)
Good read. - Stephen Mack
Amit Patel
Found a map of the construction work going on at the 880/280 interchange
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Northbound 280 used to have an exit for 17 south and 880 north. It's now going to have 2 lanes for 17 south, 2 lanes for 880 north, and … 3 lanes for people trying to get to the mall. - Amit Patel
Northbound 17 exiting to the mall and northbound 280 exiting to the mall used to have to merge and weave; now they get their own dedicated lanes. NB 17 gets 2 lanes to the mall and NB 280 gets 3 lanes to the mall, merging into a **5 lane exit** for people going to the mall. And that's just northbound. - Amit Patel
It looks like southbound 17 has 4 lanes to Stevens Creek plus 1 lane bypassing that, to go to the mall more directly. - Amit Patel
And I can't tell for sure but it looks like Stevens Creek between 880 and the mall will be … 11 lanes! - Amit Patel
The construction there has been a nightmare for years. Looks like that nightmare is ongoing. - Stephen Mack from iPhone
I just drove down 101 from SF to MTV and was amazed by how nice it is. I had been avoiding it because of all the construction, but now it's nice :) so I hope 280/880 becomes nice too. - Amit Patel
The part near Shoreline? I don't like how if you're taking Shoreline to 101 South or 101 South to 85 South there's this weird crossover spur that can get backed up, but it does look nice! - Stephen Mack from iPhone
Amit Patel
Morro Bay & Morro Rock
take me there! - t-ra supports #LOLSpidra
I wanted it to last another second or two longer and show the cat going "I travelled through snow and rain, now where is my food!" - Sir Shuping is just sir
Glen Campbell
The camel died quite suddenly on the second day, and Selena fretted sullenly and, buffing her already impeccable nails -- not for the first time since the journey begain -- pondered snidely if this would dissolve into a vignette of minor inconveniences like all the other holidays spent with Basil.
Winning sentence, 1983 Bulwer-Lytton bad fiction contest - Glen Campbell
Nellie Oleson
RT @ncaa: After injury ended NFL career, Leland Melvin fell back on degree and became an astronaut:
RT @ncaa: After injury ended NFL career, Leland Melvin fell back on degree and became an astronaut:
Stephen Mack
Hello from Lake Tahoe
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With my friend Kyrie and her twins. All four kids had their first snowboarding lessons and did very well. - Stephen Mack from iPhone
Stephen f*ing adorable Mack and family!!! <3 - Laura Norvig
Helloe! - Brent Schaus from iPhone
Amit Patel
Morro Bay
This was the view from the hotel room. :) - Amit Patel
Andy Bakun
RT @50shedsofgrey: 'Harder!' she cried, gripping the workbench even tighter, 'Harder!' 'Alright,' I said, 'What's the gross national product of Nicaragua?'
Sarah G.
I'm sure the beep button does something besides make noise....
I'm sure the beep button does something besides make noise....
why would it do something other than make noise?? Noise is awesome! - Sir Shuping is just sir
A woman from Germany just called. She said, "Cut it out". - Ken Morley
+1 Ken for the Steven Wright reference. - bentley
Amit Patel
Hmmm, GRLD has a market cap of $92M. It's just an unprofitable grilled cheese food truck, no?
Maybe several food trucks. - Amit Patel
LMAO, I just went to see if you were being serious and found this quote in an article about them, “Our business strategy is to lose money on every sale but make up for it in volume.” - NOT THE CRICKET
I'm investing in MCNC, which is a chain of 153 Mac'n'Cheese trucks located in the Southwest. Currently their business model is to play their horn music so loudly that business owners pay them to park their trucks elsewhere. - Stephen Mack
Crazy world we live in. - Amit Patel
Mine was just a joke. - Stephen Mack from iPhone
Yeah, that's what they said about Gillette having FIVE blades. "Just a joke" And look what happened! ;) - Amit Patel
True! And that Onion piece remains the greatest thing they've ever written: - Stephen Mack
Tamara J. B.
We did an impromptu photo shoot along the side of the road in Ladera Ranch tonight on our to get groceries and to Target for formula. LOL. When you see there's good light, you go for it. Shout out for blankets out of the diaper bag for "props".
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I'm pretty much obsessed with my daughter. Love her soooo much. - Tamara J. B.
:) - Brent Schaus from iPhone
<3 <3 <3!!! - Half Pint
SHE'S SO CUTE I CAN'T STAND IT - Starmama from FFHound(roid)!
O HAI, LIL SKYE. :) :) :) - Steven Perez
Pretty in Pink - MoTO Boychick Devil from Android
That dress is approved for her future marriage to our boy. :) - Steve C, Team Marina
*starts practicing Soul Train Line moves for reception* Tamara: "Pay no attention to Crazy Unca Junior, baby. He'll be asleep soon." - MoTO Boychick Devil
That smile! So full of joy. - YvonneM
x_x That smile brightens everything. She really is sunshine with lil feet. :) Also, these pictures are fantastic! - AHnix (Anna Haro)
RT @depresseddarth: Fifty Shades of Star Wars
RT @depresseddarth: Fifty Shades of Star Wars
These are not the sexbots you're looking for. - John (bird whisperer)
Steve C, Team Marina
Woman Avoids Smiling for 40 Years to Stop Wrinkles -
Woman Avoids Smiling for 40 Years to Stop Wrinkles
"A night out with your best friends, marrying your significant other, or the birth of your child can be some of the happiest moments of your life, but you'd never know with Tess Christian — she hasn't smiled in 40 years. Since Christian, 50, was 10 years old, she's never laughed and has barely grinned. No, it's not because Christian has no sense of humor. Instead, she's trying to beat the hands of time and avoid wrinkles. "Everyone asks if I've had Botox, but I haven't, and I know that it's thanks to the fact I haven't laughed or smiled since I was a teenager. My dedication has paid off. I don't have a single line on my face," she said." - Steve C, Team Marina from Bookmarklet
Seems to have worked - Todd Hoff
I feel kind of sad for her. I mean, she's getting exactly what she wants so I guess from her perspective it's nothing bad or sad. But to me it just seems sad to not experience sidesplitting laughter or grinning like a Cheshire cat. I've always been told that I have a very expressive face, and that makes me love every single wrinkle and sag even more. <3 - Hookuh Tinypants
Maybe I'm wrong but hasn't the overall message of The Daily Show been "Why are you relying on a comedian to hold your government account?"
Hmm... I think it has been much more often a hoding of the mass media accountable. And the populace, for that matter, in both cases. - Michael W. May
Yeah, exactly. The media should be the one holding them to account, not just a comedian. - Johnny
*nodnod* - Michael W. May
I mean, one time we elected an actor to run our country. - Joe "The Anvil" Pierce
^ Note, that one was totally not the worst. - 9000
Andy Bakun
RT @mikedrucker: Jon Stewart had to resign after it was discovered some of his fake news reporting was actually real.
Nellie Oleson
RT @imillhiser: BREAKING: Brian Williams becomes first person in human history to suffer professional consequences for lying about the Iraq War.
RT @jodyallen_sahm: I know you've done it too.
RT @jodyallen_sahm: I know you've done it too.
Yup. - Mary Carmen from iPhone
baby wipes are the ULTIMATE. i clean amp Tolex and guitar bodies with them. and hands. and tables. and car dashboards. and workbenches. what are they NOT good for, really? - Big Joe Silence
Cat puke. Shoes. Window tracks. - Melly
Andrew C (✔)
RT @pattonoswalt: Somewhere, Craig Kilborn's eyes just snapped open like Lobot.
I was thinking about Kilborn too, but the Twitter joke machine has already done several dozen Kilborn jokes, so nevermind me. - Andrew C (✔)
Andrew C (✔)
RT @occupywallstnyc: Jon Stewart: Too bad media didn't scrutinize "the actual fucking war" the way they're investigating Brian Williams.
RT @occupywallstnyc: Jon Stewart: Too bad media didn't scrutinize "the actual fucking war" the way they're investigating Brian Williams.
Steve C, Team Marina
The world is in trouble the boy is mobile. He can crawl forward now. On purpose. His first destination of choice this weekend was the kitchen naturally.
Exciting! M is still only going backwards. Haha - Tamara J. B. from FFHound(roid)!
The boy is wise beyond his years. :) - Steven Perez
Waif preferred to roll. Didn't crawl much at all. Strange child. - MoTO Boychick Devil
Our niece used to go backwards too. Hilarious. - Pete
Yes Tam and Pete the boy only went backwards for past month. Now he has two gears just no brakes. - Steve C, Team Marina
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