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Steve C
Question for current or previous owner/operators of small human beings: How much poopin' is too much poopin'? The boy likes to deliver one to two four squirt diapers a day of breast milk which you know leaves a small brown lake of probably 4 ounces each time. The books all say they may go through a period of no pooping. But nothing on regularity.
Yes we'd see pediatrician if thought there was a problem I'm just asking. - Steve C
You can call your pediatrician to ask over the phone though. Or even talk to a nurse in the office. I do it all the time! Sorry I can't answer the question though. - Zulema ❧ spicy cocoa tart from Android
That's about what M does too. Sometimes it's every diaper change, like 4 in a row a day. - Tamara J. B. from FFHound(roid)!
Ours were all prodigious poopers, and 4 +/- 2 per day was normal for them. - WoH: Professor MOTHRA
Great thanks peeps I'll let the wifey know. And I always forget Zulema we can call pediatrician with our silly questions - Steve C
Sounds pretty normal to me. Gross, but normal. - Starmama from FFHound(roid)!
Yup. Poopin' is wildly variable, in my experience -- for a few months, when really exclusively breastfed, she pooped all the poops all the time. Now, when she's 50/50 with formula, she poops every few days (in massive quantities!). Baby poop is a mystery. - Jenica
It has always amazed me how much can come out of someone so small. - MAMA VAL#GOSCARLETTGO
Just wait till you get to solids.....I have never in my life seen anything so small produce so much. - Mary Carmen
mine also pooped that much or more. what a mess. eta: what mc says about solids. ms 2 produces more than my dog who is 90lbs - Christina Pikas
oh, and as long as no signs of dehydration and there's plenty of weight gain, sky's the limit, imo. but of course your pediatrician would be happy to talk to you about it or if your insurance has a nurse line - Christina Pikas
Sarah G.
CAPS LOCK is a privilege, not a right.
I have been dying to write an AHK script to install on some people's computers, that will remap their caps lock key and turn it into a hotkey to display a big message box with a big paragraph in all caps, explaining all the reasons why you should not type in all caps. - April Russo
In CAD drawings, all caps is all I use. Sometimes these are printed on small sheets so it helps people with poor eye sight. - Stephan Planken from iPhone
WATCH: Texas open carry advocates fume after ‘skanky topless libtards’ disrupt pro-gun rally -
WATCH: Texas open carry advocates fume after ‘skanky topless libtards’ disrupt pro-gun rally
"Come and Take It Texas, a group affiliated with the open carry movement, is complaining that topless protestors are ruining their monthly walks in support of gun rights. They are being “trolled by skanky topless libtards,” one post on the group’s Facebook page reads. Another post identifies the counter-protestors as members of Moms Demand Action for Gun Sense in America (MDA), even though they made no claim to being affiliated with that organization. The topless counter-protestors carried signs that read, “You realize that everyone thinks you’re overcompensating for your teeny tiny ‘gun’ right?” and “Boobs for peace.” The women confronted the open carry advocates and said that as long as they openly carried their weapons, the counter-protestors would bare their breasts." - Jessie from Bookmarklet
I think is what the word "trololol" was invented for. - Deborah Fitchett
Spidra Webster
Fwd: In a search for a killer, a DNA sweep exposes intimate family secrets in Italy (via
Zulema ❧ spicy cocoa tart
Riding the mind wave and feeling the love.
Andrew C (✔)
I haven't seen CARS, but I gather there are farm harvesters. Who are they farming for in their no-meatbags world?
Corn for ethanol for fuel? - Jennifer Dittrich
Cars takes place in the same universe as The Matrix. There are still stashed meatbags they have to feed. - Victor Ganata
Stupid E85, messing up a perfectly good joke. - Andrew C (✔)
Zulema ❧ spicy cocoa tart
RT @kissane: This unblockable web tracker thing is intense.
RT @kissane: This unblockable web tracker thing is intense.
I get bitchy when I think about how many ways the browsers sell out my privacy. - Brian Johns
Here's the thing, in order to avoid it you have to basically get off the internet or be some mad dev installing extensions, experimental browsers, etc etc to avoid it. - Zulema ❧ spicy cocoa tart from Android
I'm so tired of this tracking bullshit. I've installed opt out cookies, tracking blockers, and used Tor. I wish I didn't have to take these steps just to enjoy a modicum of privacy. - Jenny H. from Android
Ken Gidley
George Harrison Memorial Tree killed ... by beetles; replanting due - LA Times -
Irony? - Ken Gidley from iPhone
You ever make such a mess in the kitchen that it might be easier to just move than clean it?
Yep. Everyday :P - imabonehead from Android
My husband does that...while I am sleeping. - April Russo
Steve C
If my calculations are correct, and they always are, based on babies growth rate he should be a tad under 16 feet tall by the time he's 8 years old.
LOL. How big is J now? I kinda feel the same about M. She's a month old and already 3.75" longer than she was at birth! - Tamara J. B.
At 4 weeks he was 24" I think now he's gained another inch or so. We need larger and larger shoe boxes to let him sleep in. - Steve C
Oh, look...60 feet tall, still bald and in a diaper: - April Russo
Shannon - GlassMistress
I just posted this guy in the FB auction room. My notifications blew up with likes ... 10 in 5 seconds! I guess it would be rude to comment "Bids peope! Not likes" schnort!
And he's gone ... under two minutes. Race horse! - Shannon - GlassMistress
Huh ... not only did he go in under 2 minutes, but he went to someone that wants SIX MORE ... woot! - Shannon - GlassMistress
yeah, I'm stoked. I'm trying to sell enough beads to pay for a visit to my mom's. That order will be a big help :-) (but i sure wish I could spend it on a cruise instead - dont tell my mom, hah) - Shannon - GlassMistress
Well, once your duty is done, anything else is for a cruise :) - WoH: Professor MOTHRA
Todd Kulick
RT @codinghorror: I want to meet these people who are like "yay, I pasted text and all my formatting was preserved". I want to meet them, and kill them.
"You should never Write words using numbers, Unless you're 7, Or your name is Prince." #WordCrimes @alyankovic
And Prince usually just does it with "2" and "U" - Brian Johns
what if you're l337? - Big Joe Silence
Brian - Nah, he's used "4" as well (like "I Would Die 4 U"). Not sure if he uses any others, but "2" & "4" are enough. Joe - Nope. - COMPLICATED MR. NOODLE
\'\'h47 4|30U7 50M37H1|\|G L1|<3 7H15?¿?¿? - Big Joe Silence
¿?¿?¿sᴉɥʇ sdɐɥɹǝd ɹO - Big Joe Silence
Kevin Fox
Posit: There is one switch in everyone's house that has an undetermined purpose.
There was one in the living room, but we figured it out. It controls the outlet on the opposite wall, presumably because there is no overhead lighting. - NOT THE CRICKET
Spirit line? - Meg VMeg from Android
There has been one such switch in every dwelling in which I've resided, bar the last one, where the purpose of the switch was undetermined until I traced it back to a couple of unterminated wires near the hot water tank and determined that it had no purpose, though had probably once been intended to control an immersion heater. - Slippy: Potato Croquette
I just finally figured out the mystery switch I have - it's for the motion activated lights on the side of my house. They don't turn on in the day, and only when there's motion, so that took a bit. - Jennifer Dittrich
My house is old and small, so I know what all the switches do. But the light switch for the back porch is where the kitchen's light switch should be, so other people are always confused. The kitchen's light switch is way across the room, next to a door we don't use. - Starmama from FFHound(roid)!
"In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything. Every so often I would flick it on and off just to check. Yesterday, I got a call from a woman in Germany. She said, "Cut it out."" --Steven Wright. - Betsy
Glen Campbell
True confession: sometimes I open up the iOS Settings app and turn off my work email for a few minutes. It feels like I'm young again.
Mark Krynsky
Testing the Highly Regarded New Garmin Vivofit Activity Tracker -
Interesting product. This is a really dense space now. - Stephen Mack from iPhone
Victor Ganata
Valar morghulis. #YesAllMen
Dave Winer
Grocery Store Economics: Why Are Rotisserie Chickens So Cheap?
This just makes good sense. - Brian Johns
Yeah, but it also means it's largely irrational to buy an uncooked whole chicken. - Stephen Mack from iPhone
True. So who buys them? - Yvonne from FFHound!
Well, if you want to make chicken adobo or tinola, you can't really just use an already cooked rotisserie chicken…. - Victor Ganata
what Victor said. buying an uncooked whole chicken is ENTIRELY rational if you have a totally unrelated recipe in mind. - Big Joe Silence
Expending labor to produce food when cheaper food is available?? Highly irrational. [insert Randian diatribe here] - Stephen Mack from iPhone
Even if you don't want to make something different, some people just aren't down with eating old rejected chicken :D - Victor Ganata
Or ANY chicken. =) - Yvonne from FFHound!
INDEED! - Big Joe Silence
But not eating rotisserie chicken is irrational! I HAVE DECLARED IT. From now on, all meals (breakfast, lunch, dinner, second breakfast, elevenses, elvesies, third breakfast, midnight snack) must be rotisserie chicken. AT PRICES THIS LOW, IT'S AN OFFER YOU CANNOT RATIONALLY REFUSE. Vegans included. - Stephen Mack
Our oven roasted chicken is 10x better than any store heated variety. So that's one reason not to. - Todd Hoff
But is something 10x better tasting worth really spending twice as much? We must also consider the opportunity cost. When baseline nutritious food is sold as a loss leader, we each have a moral imperative to feed ourselves in the most fiscally advantageous way possible. Comrades. - Stephen Mack
Now if we're talking calories per dollar and/or gram of protein per dollar, I think Burger King still wins over rotisserie chicken. ;) #NotMedicalAdvice - Victor Ganata
I am so the Mean Mommy today. I'm fed up with: the 3-yo demanding food in between meals and not eating his meals; both kids directly disobeying my requests; the 6-yo refusing to say Thank You to friends for parties he is invited to (why does he act so entitled and ungrateful???). Their behavior is incredibly disappointing and makes me FURIOUS!
A long ago lesson was when I was sent to my room sans dinner. I thought I was going to die from hunger that night. Glad my parents stuck to their guns, never again did I take the threat of no dinner as a ruse. - Janet
I can only imagine how frustrating their behavior is, but am very grateful to you for teaching them to have manners. *hugs* - vicster: full-bodied
You too? OMG. How frustrating is it? I'm sooooooo tired of repeating myself all day long, and prompting for manners, and meal time battles, and and and... - Melly
The one that's getting me now is: Mom? What? Mom? What?? Mom? WHAT??? (If you're not going to listen for my reply, stop effing asking!!!!) - Yvonne from FFHound!
My nnilkshake brings all the kerning nerds to the playground.
Big Fat Yeast Roll!
RT @charles270: MTV should bring back Pimp My Ride. It was always fun seeing them put a trampoline in a 1989 Ford Festiva.
MTV should bring back music videos. - Big Joe Silence
Kevin Fox
They call it "Demo Day" because it's the day everything gets torn down and rebuilt from scratch.
cdogzilla | downgraded
RT @NoEscalators: hey guys, does anyone know if there's a song that combines the country of argentina and crying? it will be v helpful for this joke i am writ
Steve and 4 other people
RT @ejfinneran: Silicon Valley is so disruptive that they’ve taken a job that can be done from anywhere with Internet and produced a land crunch in one city
Andrew C (✔)
RT @jaimesamantha: When you see a guy drinking his backpack on the train at 1am, it's time to go home
RT @jaimesamantha: When you see a guy drinking his backpack on the train at 1am, it's time to go home
Nothing like backpack hooch! - Spidra Webster
Stephen Mack
Just posted a 0.75 mi run - 1st official run after shin splints PT -- 1/4m jog, 1/4m run, 1/4m jog. #RunKeeper
Just posted a 0.75 mi run - 1st official run after shin splints PT -- 1/4m jog, 1/4m run, 1/4m jog. #RunKeeper
Yay! - Jenny H. from Android
Are you supposed to be running yet or are you going rogue? - Steve C
Thanks, Jenny! I'm very glad to be able to (slowly) get back into running. It ended up being 5 weeks of PT for the tendinitis of the posterior tibialis, but my physical therapist put me on a schedule where I can start and end with a quarter-mile jog, and then have a run in between -- first a quarter mile run, then half mile, then mile, going only every other day, repeating each distance once (increasing by a half-mile every other run). So it works out that I'll be able to run a total of 17 miles in July. - Stephen Mack
SteVe, nossir, no rogue for me. After I first had shin pain in April, I took brief periods off running and then resumed, only to have the shins hurt more than before. So this third break I'm taking the PT seriously and following the schedule they laid out for me. - Stephen Mack
Big Fat Yeast Roll!
RT @hannahg0lds: "oh my god hello, how are you, welcome to my aquarium, would you like any refreshments, a soda?"
RT @hannahg0lds: "oh my god hello, how are you, welcome to my aquarium, would you like any refreshments, a soda?"
Stephen Francoeur
Got that phone call at home tonight where someone says they are from a cybersecurity monitoring service and that they've noticed from their servers that there is a virus on my computer. They then want you to go to a website and download a program to fix the problem. I played dumb as long as I could before the caller wised up and hung up on me.
This is the best response I've seen to these fake Microsoft support calls: - Stephen Francoeur
Jealous! - Meg VMeg
When she said that there was malware on my computer and that I needed to get rid of it, I told her in my nicest, sweetest voice, "Oh, I don't really mind so much. I don't like that computer anyway." That's when she hung up on me. - Stephen Francoeur
Kevin Fox
AOL is older than Jennifer Lawrence.
Jason Toney
RT @patrickwrollens: real talk RT @JillFilipovic: I mean.
RT @patrickwrollens: real talk RT @JillFilipovic: I mean.
This Tumblr. Amazing. - joey
Agreed. - Micah
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