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Fear: excitement in need of an attitude adjustment
Questionable Definitions - n., Abundance: Big party held in a bakery
Experience: something you have plenty of when you're too old to get the job
RT @stephenathome they opened climate talks in copenhagen today & not a single polar bear showed up. if they're not worrying, why should i?
@clora098 I would chew on that ... if I were not so frightened to do so ...
Middle age: when work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot more work
When folk talk endlessly ask how long it takes to pack all the furniture and offer to help. True friends help with a move Brian D. Kelley
When life gives you lemons consider yourself lucky as you will never get scurvy - Brian D. Kelley
I have found that a steady hand is good for shooting, but a shaky one makes people take you more seriously
Life Lessons: Never say to a woman that you think she's pregnant unless you are seeing a baby being born
I've learned that whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed
RT @briandkelley Beware of Santa - he is a child stalker who reads their mail
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity makes for a better defense
Questionable Definition - Foul Ball n., dance party for chickens, turkeys, ducks and geese (RT @briandkelley)
The yo-yo I tried to throw away just keeps coming back
What if they held a meeting and nobody came, would nothing still get done?
Christmas is the season when you buy this year’s gifts with next year’s money - Bob Hope
Bad Jokes: What type of apparel is the most popular with lawyers? Law-suits
One good turn gets most of the blankets
How To Easily Create & Manage A FAQ Page For Your Wordpress Blog - http://www.makeuseof.com/tag...
Do you know that what you tweet cannot always be seen later? Make plans to save your tweets eleswhere if they are important to you.
Once a woman has forgiven her man, she must not reheat his sins for breakfast - Marlene Dietrich
Unfortunate Mail: The electric company - We would be delighted if you pay your bill. However, if YOU don't, you will be
@adamcurry Google Wave Test for this episode - https://www.google.com/account...
RT @briandkelley Trying to kill goats with my mind - only ended up curdling the Feta cheese... must practice!
Questionable Sports Definition - Love Forty v., how tennis players lie about age (RT @briandkelley)
Signs of the Times: in Veterinarian waiting room - Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!
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