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RT @paulwhitelaw: In tonight's #Derek finale, Derek averts an alien invasion through his sheer force of kindness. The aliens praise him as "King of Humanity".

March 6 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Good news! RT @margotlily: @brokenbottleboy they've ruled out stress as a cause for ulcers. High blood pressure, on the other hand...”

March 6 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I’ve stopped myself from tweeting so many passive aggressive messages in the past two days, I’m sure I’ve developed an ulcer.

March 6 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @suzanne_moore: Alan Sugar not a great employer? Hard to believe isn't it?

March 6 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Managed to set the office burglar alarm this morning. I’m basically auditioning to replace Rowan Atkinson as Mr Bean.

March 6 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @JosephStash: Were you ever 8 years old? Did you ever do stupid stuff related to a band or popstar? Now imagine you had a twitter account then.

March 5 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

So the key to getting your celebrity interview to go viral is to be irritating/a little bit sexy pesty?

March 5 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Left my glasses at home. I’m seeing the world as if it were shot through a dreadful Instagram filter.

March 5 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @aljwhite: I suppose with my belligerent belief that journalists should be paid for their work I'm an "ideological opponent." Or perhaps a "wrongdoer".

March 5 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Carly Rae Jepsen crossed with Nine Inch Nails – Call Me A Hole http://decryption.tumblr.com/post...

March 5 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @SimonNRicketts: I'm reallly sorry. I haven't done Twitter outrage today. So, "Unbelievable" - "Did you see that?" - "Who thought that was a good idea?".

March 2 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

There is a Welsh choir in the pub singing You Raise Me Up. It's like an as executive's fever dream.

March 2 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Back in the @PrioryTavern after 6 months absence. Still my favourite pub.

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RT @WillardFoxton: Wow, @lukemcgee85 & @brokenbottleboy jut treated me to an acapella version of Wrestler Sean Michael's "Sexy Boy"... http://m.youtube.com/#...

March 2 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Arrrrgh. That’s the sound rattling around in my skull today. Like an existential car alarm.

March 1 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @duona61: @brokenbottleboy There you are... Does this cover it ? Katagelophobia - ridicule fear, being put down fear, embarrassed ...

February 28 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @feelinglistless: @brokenbottleboy Monmouth #liff

February 28 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @s_pritchard: @brokenbottleboy A twupup?

February 28 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"Just 1% Rat" All these food scandals are messing with my sub-conscious.

February 28 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @TomChivers: "The bad guy out of Skyfall was making trouble in the pub last night." "Javier Bardem?" "No, just threw him out and gave him a warning."

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RT @hrwaldram: @shivmalik1 @jamesrbuk @brokenbottleboy @benwhitelaw Hey I mentioned you in my latest blogpost, any thoughts? http://hrwaldram.wordpress.com/2013...

February 23 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

The fact that we may get charged for the ambulance call out reminds me once again how grateful people in the UK should be for the NHS.

February 23 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Fainted earlier thanks to low blood pressure. That wouldn’t even get me 30 seconds of screen time on Casualty.

February 23 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Headlines that feature “Lib Dems” and “sex” make me feel queasy.

February 22 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

“We are now connecting you to this conference…you are the only person in this conference.” It’s like limbo with worse hold music.

February 22 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I am going to be livid if Nair ends up announcing that James Arthur has won this bail hearing.

February 22 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @dannifromdublin: Towel cat http://instagram.com/p...

February 22 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

The Edward Gorey Google doodle is a thing of true beauty.

February 22 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Instead of live-tweeting the Brits, I’m going to stick my head in a gas oven lined with pictures of Paloma Faith.

February 20 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

“…we’ve only scratched the surface of the true potential of Glass.” Oh Google, probably not the best way to phrase it.

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