RT @Aspersioncast: If ya just shake the camera around a bit you'll find you don't need all those fancy Hollywood special effects. Australian filmmakers.
RT @TheChrisAngel: Didn't feel like working today. Hired hobo to do my work. He's been promoted four times and is now my boss. He gave me more work. Damnit
RT @bwebster76: Guys, for Valentine's Day, just tell her you're still paying off all the shit you bought her for Christmas. Make sure you call it shit.