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How do you one up your wife when she buys you a scroll saw for Valentine's Day ...
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I installed non-slammable toilet seats in my house. The downside? I now slam the toilet seat everywhere else.
February 7
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I did it all for the cookies.
February 1
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I'm curious: how many miles are on your car?
February 1
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You gonna learn today @
KevinHart4real
January 26
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Watching @
KevinHart4real
Laugh at My Pain. @
deeroyer
@
Scott_Royer
January 21
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The time you enjoy wasting; is not wasted time.
January 11
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Fun facts from my brother @
deeroyer
: Girls only poop once a year on new years day.
January 11
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Rise and grind, people. Friday is upon us.
January 6
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Just passed through Nacogdoches. The restroom I stopped to take a leak at, literally, had shit on the walls.
#trufax
December 21
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Finished The Hunger Games trilogy. Great read. Hope they don't botch the movies.
December 21
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Mayonnaise
#snow
December 15
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Caramel Frappachino is delicious today @
coffeegroundz
-- ps. Mac 11; PC 2;
December 14
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Pigeons are natures street cleaners.
#funfact
December 14
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TextMate 2 beta was released today. Time to write some Ruby code.
December 13
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Some high school kids outside Kroger raising money for their basketball "uniformes" ... the irony is palpable.
December 12
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Happy birthday, Mom. Hope Jesus made enough wine for you.
December 10
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How many people know that flashing your brights or hazards to the other side of a highway means there is a cop hiding?
December 9
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Wish there was a way to convert all my physical books to digital Kindle format.
December 8
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Life is short; In spite of your plans. So tell the girls they're pretty while you can.
December 6
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I'm pretty sure a porn star just followed me ...
#bi
-winning
December 6
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Started reading "The Hunger Games" on my Kindle. Three chapters in and it's interesting so far.
#rabdargab
December 6
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RT @
TheSquare
: This is probably the highest-scoring Words With Friends move ever:
http://t.co/IALztcMk
December 3
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I've had Tweeter's block for the past couple months.
#comeback
December 2
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No matter how aero dynamic or futuristic you try to make a mini-van, it's still a mini-van
#quest
December 2
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If Satan ever needs to take the form of a cat; I have an orange kitten who would make the perfect vessel.
#bastard_clawed_my_foot
December 2
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Installed Windows 7 from a USB drive for the first time. It's great not having to deal with CDs any more.
December 1
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Apparently, my best friends wife broke a water glass or something. Now they're heading to the hospital. Thats weird, eh?
#miguelito2011
November 30
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"Who are these, queers?" - My Dad at the Nickelback halftime performance.
November 24
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RT @
deeroyer
: The demands have been made. If there's not mac n cheese at Thanksgiving dinner.....I'm not goin
November 21
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