Bryan Woods

posted a message on Twitter

“Tweeting from my shiny new iPhone. Very happy.”

11 minutes ago - Link

posted 19 messages on Twitter

“Off to AT&T store!”

4 hours ago - Link

“And the number one reason why I'm excited to buy an iPhone today: *drumroll* Leaving creditors in the dust.”

5 hours ago - Link

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posted three messages on Twitter

“"But how will I make sure the mouse scrambler script clicks a banner more often than not?" *Idea* "I'll cover the entire screen in banners!"”

10 hours ago - Link

“God, remember 90s banner ads? I still remember the joy of the Javascript page reloader that made me hundreds of dollars a night.”

10 hours ago - Link

“@BMIML Nice! That used to be the only album a coworker and I could agree on; listened every single day.”

11 hours ago - Link

posted a message on Twitter

“America's Most Overrated Product: The Bachelor's Degree: http://chronicle.com/free/v54/...”

23 hours ago - Link

posted two messages on Twitter

“Hideous man on the street: "It's not cheating so long as she's invited"”

yesterday at 3:10 pm - Link

“Off to buy an iPhone just to check my work. I'm proud to be a statistic!”

yesterday at 2:43 pm - Link

posted a message on Twitter

“This is an open source plugin for any Ruby on Rails app. Simply git clone and run the generators to have a bunch of useless shit spewed out.”

yesterday at 8:29 am - Link

posted a message on Twitter

“Thinking about agile software development for military purposes. Anybody know of a good article?”

Sunday at 9:32 pm - Link

posted a message on Twitter

“Finally back in nyc. Long but very good week. And it's Polish day!”

Sunday at 12:03 pm - Link

posted four messages on Twitter

“The plight of the VB programmer: http://twitpic.com/ecqr”

Friday at 9:38 am - Link

“I wonder if you'll only have to buy one computer in the year 3000.”

Friday at 8:58 am - Link

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posted two messages on Twitter

“Amazing that you can tell the temperature of coffee by smelling it.”

Thursday at 11:18 pm - Link

“I got to wingman for @robertjwhitney at the bar tonight. The peculiarity: I got to wingman his way back to his desk so he could play Spore.”

Thursday at 11:18 pm - Link

posted seven messages on Twitter

“Jet Blue treating my credit card number as just another form field is really quite terrible!”

October 2 at 1:40 pm - Link

“Got to finally try Stone's 080808 vertical epic. Not quite what I hoped, but my dream concoction none the less (Belgian + US West Coast).”

October 2 at 12:56 pm - Link

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posted three messages on Twitter

“You know you're having one of those days when that "Kryptonite" song comes on at the Quickie Mart and it really gets to you.”

October 1 at 8:32 pm - Link

“I have that kind of sleep-loss headache that rings in the BACK of my head. I think it's hysterical.”

October 1 at 8:03 pm - Link

“An app a day keeps the doctor away.”

October 1 at 8:01 pm - Link

posted a message on Twitter

“10th git push of the day feels much better than 9th.”

October 1 at 5:23 pm - Link

posted a message on Twitter

“Best part of iPhone SDK: code dependencies on UI. Worst part of iPhone SDK: code dependencies on UI.”

October 1 at 3:13 pm - Link

posted three messages on Twitter

“@BMIML That's my favorite piece of music ever recorded. Scientific graph depicting my feelings on Glass' career at large: http://is.gd/3nvU”

October 1 at 7:43 am - Link

“@BMIML I have the Reich nonesuch retrospective and I think it really hits the sweet spot in terms of length.”

October 1 at 7:30 am - Link

“@BMIML Nice! Totally jealous, though I think 10 discs is overkill. I'd end up looping "Knee Play 5" all day instead.”

October 1 at 7:29 am - Link

posted a message on Twitter

“I finally figured it out tonight. Apple Store employees are the personification of the MS Office paperclip.”

October 1 at 12:36 am - Link

posted two messages on Twitter

“Just restarted my computer for first time in 4e. It's literally screaming and for some reason turned on CAPS LOCK.”

September 30 at 4:37 pm - Link

“Poor, poor Eddie Winslow.”

September 30 at 4:30 pm - Link

posted three messages on Twitter

“People in 2001 had lesser morals than you or I: http://twitpic.com/dyvw”

September 30 at 2:09 pm - Link

“In 2001, their women were much different from ours.”

September 30 at 2:02 pm - Link

“@louisgray Woah! http://is.gd/3lsU”

September 30 at 1:33 pm - Link

posted a message on Twitter

“@monikamagdalena Death to false monies!”

September 30 at 12:05 pm - Link

posted two messages on Twitter

“New invention: Sling-like contraption hangs from hook on ceiling. Allows head insertion and worker productivityon heavy-headed mornings.”

September 30 at 8:56 am - Link

“I don't think it was the Imperials last night that did this to me. In fact I'm nearly certain it was the Coronas.”

September 30 at 8:46 am - Link

posted a message on Twitter

“@brittneybean Went to a "British" pub tonight. It was bright and I could never tell if people were joking. Is this normal?”

September 29 at 8:10 pm - Link

posted two messages on Twitter

“09/29/08: The day grown men stopped complaining about social networks.”

September 29 at 4:57 pm - Link

“ReTwt: @_why: if, during the next debate, a long cane tries to drag mccain offstage, then we’ve seen all the signs of the great depression.”

September 29 at 4:30 pm - Link

posted a message on Twitter

“No bailout at $700bn at least. Thank god.”

September 29 at 11:29 am - Link

posted two messages on Twitter

“Alright, fair enough, upon tenth check it was definitely my typo.”

September 29 at 10:01 am - Link

“RESTful_authentication generating a controller called "sessinos": bug or feature?”

September 29 at 9:59 am - Link

posted a message on Twitter

“It's so funny how if you accidentally wake someone up, they always act like they've been caught doing something embarrassing.”

September 28 at 10:43 pm - Link

posted a message on Twitter

“@squash86 You're definitely right. Only downside of the train was how long it took. 7hrs 15mins vs 53min flight. Otherwise great.”

September 28 at 9:40 pm - Link

posted two messages on Twitter

“Heading upstate to Rochester for the week. Taking the train this time, wondering how it'll go.”

September 28 at 10:36 am - Link

“@greatseth My girlfriend works at M&T in LIC but they also have a branch on Queens Blvd. They're not having any problems.”

September 28 at 10:35 am - Link

posted three messages on Twitter

“@greatseth PS I'm jealous that you're rails rumbling. I don't think I'm quite there this year.”

September 27 at 5:21 pm - Link

“Looking through lists of restaurants. I think they need to invent a new kind of food.”

September 27 at 4:58 pm - Link

“The true selfishness of suicide comes from it chipping away at the real tragedy of everyone else's death.”

September 27 at 4:32 pm - Link

posted a message on Twitter

“Encore is definitely Eminem's most underrated album, but it's also easy to forget how great The Eminem Show is.”

September 27 at 1:49 pm - Link

posted a message on Twitter

“@etsy Just curious: is there a way to get an RSS feed of favorite items that I'm not seeing?”

September 27 at 12:05 pm - Link

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