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Brett Sandusky
publishing professional | I read voraciously, I write occasionally, I qualify verbs with adverbs adeptly and I believe in the Oxford comma rule. See?
@bookavore and thank the inventors of mobile music playing devices.
Ok ok ok ok. Gots to get going...so I can head out to the Island for XMas Schtuffs.
@kalenski @sosaysjoelim Oh, I think he'll get his. Thanks, though.
This is what I try to tell him. RT @kalenski: @bsandusky But, uh, there is ass smacking! @sosaysjoelim
Do not! RT @sosaysjoelim: @bsandusky always ruins the fun.
RT @russmarshalek BLOG BLOG RAH RAH RAH. OH LA LA GA GA GOO GOO, BABY.
OMFSHELBOT! RT @KristinaWeise Beyond words. RT @CitysearchNYC Forget the Snuggie! CHECK OUT THE SHELBOT! http://shelbot.tumblr.com/post...
@ahrinehart Ass smack! Ass smack! Ass smack! Ass smack! Ass smack! Ass smack! Talking about Ass smacking! cc @kalenski
@ahrinehart @kalenski Of course you can. We do not seek to be exclusionary.
@SunnySoCal I got a notice that delivery was refused.... #justsayin'
RT @russmarshalek: @LizRaftery eventually we will re-do the "bad romance" vid with pugs and just rule the fucking world cc @MarleyMagaziner
Battle in kitchen involved spatula, large plastic serving spoon, ass smacking & lots of giggling. What scares people about gay marriage now?
@geekandahalf Yes. He was very very subtle about that one. Uh huh.
@CollinKelley You ain't got to lie. I done seen you at the @cowtippers eatin' dem rib tipz. shizzle. @russmarshalek
Me: I just need 5 mins to breathe. @sosaysjoelim: Do u want to breathe here or do u want to breathe in other room? Cuz I'm trying to clean.
RT @russmarshalek: @bsandusky IF YOU FIND SOME BLOW BEFORE CRISSMISS, HARD STOP. HAVE A GOOD ONE.
Yes. Exactly. Yes. RT @mikecane @russmarshalek Did @bsandusky also paint and hang his balls? http://twitter.com/Cowtipp...
@russmarshalek Oh, I thought it was because you were calling all girls cows. Wait, what?!
Yes. Exactly. Yes.RT @russmarshalek: @mikecane this is how @bsandusky picks up women: he and @collinkelley go out to @cowtippers
Yes. Exactly. Yes. RT @mikecane: @russmarshalek So @bsandusky stands there just drooling numbly instead?
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