“burncast says Fricka fracka! Some punkass kids threw a beer bottle in our backyard. I would have punched them if I caught them. Douchebags.”
“burncast says Especially when it's a job post. Don't make me do the work for you or else I'll steal the interview.”
“burncast says Hey tweeps, please don't ask me what the link is when I post something. Just go through the feed and find it. I appreciate you kokua.”