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RT @mattchenoweth: "Baby showers are more like farewell parties for the parents" -Me

RT @owltastic: OH: "I just thought 'I should really put on some pants,' but then I discovered I already had! I'm ahead of the curb!" Working from home.

Don't know how I'd respond to some creeper asking to take my picture with their phone. #evernotehello http://t.co/L6S3e0Y3

...So things may have gotten a little out of hand at the #interworks Christmas party. Back to H-town and back to the grind. #flyinghungover

RT @Big12Conference: For the 3rd time in the last four years a Cowboy is the #Big12 Special Teams Player of the Year as OSU's Quinn Sharp wins the award.

#Dress4success RT @jimmietramel: Stanford is 0-1 this season against teams with infinite uniform combinations and 11-0 against everyone else

RT @owltastic: M: "Should we buy a traditional wreath, or one that's more abstract?" J: "Choose the one that will get me out of this conversation fastest."

Apparently, turning up Lil Wayne in the car and dancing in the church parking lot is frowned upon. #pissedboyfriend

RT @JesusNeedsNewPR: The script for #TrueBlood's Tara must look like this: 1) Open eyes real wide 2) Take 2 giant steps back. 3) Say "Oh hell no." 4) Repeat

RT @merket: Osama Bin Laden announcement interrupts Donald Trump's - The Apprentice. Well played President Obama, well played.

Baileys and coffee. Small consolation for having to work late on my day off. :(

Sometimes I think the only reason I keep a twitter account is due to tweeters like @kanyewest.

Don't get me wrong -- it's not that I'm not patriotic, but I really feel like I'm the only one on facebook that couldn't care less about the World Cup.

Triple date movie night with Katherine Tanner and Michele Mohon. ...And the boys of course :).

Wow, really, Orlando and Tampa? Raining the WHOLE time we're here?

40min delay from HOU to ATL, but made it in time for our delayed flight to MCO :) I was really wondering if today could get any worse, but at least I'll be resting my head at our final destination tonight!

Vacation Day #1: Went into work at 6am to hold a last-minute meeting for budget. Met with boss to go over said budget to find ALL of the forecasted numbers for BOTH budgets were wrong. Worked for 3 hours fixing the budget, never reviewing our initial meeting agenda. Now, to pack and get on a plane. Here's to hoping my cellphone is quiet for the...

After 5 hours of nauseating true stories and getting a little too friendly with a dummy, I am officially certified by the American Heart Assoc. to perform CPR, AED, and First Aid.

When I was 7 years old, my Grandpa said I never had to eat lima beans for the rest of my life, because he said so. Why couldn't he add brocolli to that list???

Let's play the "glad" game: Two weeks from today, I will be on a plane to Florida :) What thoughts have made you glad today?

Home after a 15hr work day. 6am tomorrow morning never looked so bad.

Vacation, anyone?

I figured after graduating, I'd no longer be working on Saturdays. Guess I figured wrong. Camped out in the office with Eric -- just like the old days. :).

Louisiana -- you seduced me with your crawfish gumbo, fried catfish, and boudin.

"Tough" doesn't even begin to describe today. But I have faith that out of the darkness comes light.

Been up for nearly 15 hours. Only 3 more to go. I got this.

Congrats to all the Oklahoma State 2010 grads!! :).

Why does it take 9 hours to do a state inspection and alignment? Better yet, why does it take 3 days to do little more than that: an oil change, an air filter, and brakes. I need a new mechanic.

Goodness -- is it really only Wednesday?

Out with the old, in with the new. It's furniture delivery day.