Jake W

Petting zoo. - Jake W

Well, if the gays aren't perturbed, maybe I should just shut up about it. I'm still troubled by the whole thing, though... - Jake W

Goddamn this is pretty hilarious. - Jake W

Counterpoint. - Jake W

Gee, this sure does make me want to rush out and see the movie. - Jake W

Thinking... - Jake W

Exciting. But also, this reminds me--WHAT HAPPENED TO TOP CHEF: MASTERS? The last new episode aired like a month ago. Was it cancelled or something? - Jake W

These videos are hilarious. - Jake W

Anderson Cooper wouldn't know what to do with this. - Jake W

Oh man. I want to play. - Jake W

This is for "emerging" nations. Duh. Eventually it will be versatile enough to be a real challenger for netbooks (if that category still exists) in the US, but at first it will be just for nerdz. - Jake W

"Feldman used a Kleenex to wipe tears from under his sunglasses." - Jake W

Having socialized with many of you, may I pointedly suggest that you adopt the same system? - Jake W

Man. They should really make a movie based on this stuff. - Jake W

Who would have thought that the weaknesses of two mediums wouldn't combine to form a profitable business! - Jake W

Fletcher? (Or anyone else?) - Jake W

Yeah, I never understood this. But I guess from the studios' perspective it makes new movies look bigger/better than they really are, which makes them more money. Anyway, I used to play soccer with Zach. - Jake W

This is kind of funny also because he's a big tub of lard himself. - Jake W

Interesting? - Jake W

I will miss your self-indulgent stories and pointless bolding of uninteresting bromides. - Jake W

For a second I thought Boing Boing actually came up with something interesting I hadn't seen before. Nope. Kottke. - Jake W

I hate when things delight me at first, then gradually start eating away at me until I loathe the sight of them. And no, in this case I'm not talking about Boing Boing. WHY MUST THE WORLD CONTINUOUSLY DISAPPOINT ME? - Jake W

Today was the first day since the accident that I've been able to get on the first train to arrive at Cleveland Park. And even that train ended up holding at Dupont for 15 minutes. I'm sympathetic about the situation, and obviously it's better to be careful than to risk another accident, but it would be nice if WMATA could figure out a way to get things back to normal ASAP. - Jake W

Nationals fever: catch it! - Jake W

Good news--the world is literally her oyster! Also, this is very reminiscent of when Palin couldn't name a newspaper she reads, explaining that she reads all the good ones. - Jake W

That is the best logo I have ever seen for a commercial product. - Jake W

Being fashionable is much easier for preternaturally attractive people. - Jake W