“How about a nice game of chess?”

“For the sake of Science, I picked one of my five stations on Pandora at random (without looking) and I couldn't tell which one it was. This either means that my musical tastes are extremely homogenous, or that Pandora's alogrithm isn't very good.”

“For the sake of Science, I picked one of my five stations on Pandora at random (without looking) and I couldn't tell”

“http://www.theonion.com/conten...”

“Fugging typos....”

“"Just because something's blasphemous doesn't mean it's not true." "For instance?" "Jesus' centre-parting has dated badly!" "Don't listen, God! She's jokin'!" -- http://www.scarygoround.com/in...”

“"Because dwm is customized through editing its source code, it's pointless to make binary packages of it. This keeps its userbase small and elitist. No novices asking stupid questions." -- dwm.suckless.org”

“Nerd Translation #1582: "Is it sad that I ..." => "I'm really proud that/bragging because I ..."”

“Public transit terrifies me.”

“There were eight in a byte and the little "1" said "Bit shift left, Bit shift left". So they all bit shifted and one fell out; there were seven in the byte and the little "1" said "Bit shift left, bit shift left". So they all bit shifted and one fell out....”

“For Sale: Baby shoes, never used”

“http://ars.userfriendly.org/ca...”

“If Ryan North (I mean uhh T-Rex) formed an independent fascist country I would so join.”