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Cannon
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"Atheism is definitively not a religion. Atheism is a religion like abstinence is a sex position." - Bill Maher
March 4
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What would you do today if you knew you would accomplish it?
March 4
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Instead of marshmallows, put diced banana in with the hot chocolate powder. It infuses the water, and they float!
March 2
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Oh @
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, you continue to bring the standard of service to a mind-boggling LOW. Even with a monopoly I would never order your services.
#Fail
February 25
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I love Dropbox because Global Accessibility and SEAMLESS Upload/Sync
https://www.dropbox.com/referra...
February 23
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*If a girl bangs 10 guys in a year, she's a slut. But if a guy does it.......he's gay. He's definately gay.
February 14
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I went to the doctor the other day. He told me I had to stop masturbating. I asked him why and he said, "Because I'm trying to examine you."
February 14
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I'm too poor for drugs, so I snort cinnamon.
February 14
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I base my life on the wise teachings of the Four Apostles: Wayne & Garth, Bill & Ted.
#Excellent
#Woah
February 14
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RT " Is it Poop? Or Poot? "
February 8
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The trouble with being a man is, I can't tell if the dog shit in the house or I farted..
February 8
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You're impending a murder instigation, & that's adding & bartering a zealot! So unless you want to be charged with a balony, stand inside!
February 8
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I thought about getting some mountain lions to eat all these cats, but the thought of what I'd have to get to eat the lions later scared me.
February 8
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Why do cars rise up when accelerating an
September 9
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Are user communities enriched or detracted from with a "take over an abandoned username" policy? I see great gmail, twitter, blog names!
September 3
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Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there. —Will Rogers
September 3
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RT @
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August 31
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"I can resist everything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde
August 31
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I've decided to start saying 'moments' instead of 'minutes' and 'whiles' instead of 'hours', to preclude mis-measured time intervals! Genius
August 31
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This is brilliant - Movies with 1 letter removed:
http://removieposters.tumblr.com/post...
August 31
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"Decide. You’re as likely to make a great call today as you are tomorrow." - @
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August 23
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To the man who has only a hammer, every problem looks like a nail. ~ Abraham Maslow
August 22
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I just discovered Anjulie. How do I *undiscover* something?? - Marie Curie, Robert Oppenheimer
August 22
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“Productivity tip: Do everything faster" ;) @
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August 22
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Life ProTip: Sink faucet can't reach that dish? Use a spoon to 'reflect' the stream anywhere in the basin.
#LPT
August 21
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What if you endeavored to not use any doublespeak for a week? month? No euphemisms, double entendres, hidden meanings.
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August 20
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Never work for yourself... You'll argue over everything, eventually lose the friendship and end up hating them.
August 20
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Your face is more effed up than the bar of soap that never stays on the ledge.
August 20
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"Why do people say ‘grow some balls’? Balls are fragile. Want to be tough? Grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding." - Sheng Wang
August 19
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