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Cannon

Cannon

Sales, Web Hosting and Design, Web Programming, Direct Marketing.. an IDEA MAN
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"Atheism is definitively not a religion. Atheism is a religion like abstinence is a sex position." - Bill Maher
What would you do today if you knew you would accomplish it?
Instead of marshmallows, put diced banana in with the hot chocolate powder. It infuses the water, and they float!
Oh @ATT, you continue to bring the standard of service to a mind-boggling LOW. Even with a monopoly I would never order your services. #Fail
I love Dropbox because Global Accessibility and SEAMLESS Upload/Sync https://www.dropbox.com/referra...
*If a girl bangs 10 guys in a year, she's a slut. But if a guy does it.......he's gay. He's definately gay.
I went to the doctor the other day. He told me I had to stop masturbating. I asked him why and he said, "Because I'm trying to examine you."
I'm too poor for drugs, so I snort cinnamon.
I base my life on the wise teachings of the Four Apostles: Wayne & Garth, Bill & Ted. #Excellent #Woah
RT " Is it Poop? Or Poot? "
The trouble with being a man is, I can't tell if the dog shit in the house or I farted..
You're impending a murder instigation, & that's adding & bartering a zealot! So unless you want to be charged with a balony, stand inside!
I thought about getting some mountain lions to eat all these cats, but the thought of what I'd have to get to eat the lions later scared me.
Why do cars rise up when accelerating an
Are user communities enriched or detracted from with a "take over an abandoned username" policy? I see great gmail, twitter, blog names!
Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there. —Will Rogers
RT @Awannabeangel: ~~ Remember there's no such thing as a small act of #kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end." - Scott Adams
"I can resist everything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde
I've decided to start saying 'moments' instead of 'minutes' and 'whiles' instead of 'hours', to preclude mis-measured time intervals! Genius
This is brilliant - Movies with 1 letter removed: http://removieposters.tumblr.com/post...
"Decide. You’re as likely to make a great call today as you are tomorrow." - @37Signals
To the man who has only a hammer, every problem looks like a nail. ~ Abraham Maslow
I just discovered Anjulie. How do I *undiscover* something?? - Marie Curie, Robert Oppenheimer
“Productivity tip: Do everything faster" ;) @carlmorris
Life ProTip: Sink faucet can't reach that dish? Use a spoon to 'reflect' the stream anywhere in the basin. #LPT
What if you endeavored to not use any doublespeak for a week? month? No euphemisms, double entendres, hidden meanings. http://www.youtube.com/das_cap...
Never work for yourself... You'll argue over everything, eventually lose the friendship and end up hating them.
Your face is more effed up than the bar of soap that never stays on the ledge.
"Why do people say ‘grow some balls’? Balls are fragile. Want to be tough? Grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding." - Sheng Wang
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