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Tom Tucker: The Man & His Dream. http://getglue.com/convers... @GetGlue @FamilyGuyonFOX

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Remember, perspective & context are THE most important things in life.

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Admittedly, there are times I have a rather low Bull-Shit tolerance.

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RT @OMGFacts: Male desert rats can have sex up to 150 times in an afternoon. in my former life, I was a desert rat.

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Words that scare you in the car with your teen-ager: "So which one is the brake again?" #driving_with_teenagers

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When will people accept that love is NOT gender dependent? Lust isn't either, but love DEFINITELY isn't.

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RT @jboitnott: Gay marriage legalized in Washington State http://www.politico.com/news... Yay! Love is, and legislatively SHOULD be, UNIVERSAL!

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Capt. Spastic's Rules for Life #37... - http://captspastic.livejournal.com/1217141...

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Just have to say, this is some of the best guacamole I've EVER had! http://twitpic.com/8k2kaw

Just have to say, this is some of the best guacamole I've EVER had! http://t.co/YV8msgPC

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Just saw a Perry for President sticker on a Tahoe. 2 moronic losers, one vehicle. Ha!

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Мои твиты - http://captspastic.livejournal.com/1216904...

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I unlocked the Valentine's Day 2012 sticker on @GetGlue! http://getglue.com/CaptSpa...

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The Bees Are So Angry http://getglue.com/convers... @GetGlue @NBCFearFactor

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Chase http://getglue.com/convers... @GetGlue @HOUSEonFOX

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The Well Dressed Snitch http://getglue.com/convers... @GetGlue @hbo

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I unlocked the Marathoner(14) sticker on @GetGlue! http://getglue.com/CaptSpa...

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I'm watching The Graham Norton Show (17 others checked-in) http://getglue.com/CaptSpa... @GetGlue @TheGNShow

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I unlocked the Would You Rather…? Scott Adsit sticker on @GetGlue! http://getglue.com/CaptSpa...

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I'm watching Would You Rather...? with Graham Norton (1943 others checked-in) http://t.co/RzYftTSQ @GetGlue #WouldYouRatherWithGrahamNorton

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Drift Problem http://getglue.com/convers... @GetGlue @archerprod

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Sweater towel wine cake. Sounds yummy! http://getglue.com/convers... @GetGlue @TheSharkTankABC

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Spin A Yarn http://getglue.com/convers... @GetGlue @KNonFOX

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At my job, there's more drama than a middle school prom!

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Calculate This... - http://captspastic.livejournal.com/1216623...

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Sex & The Suburbs http://getglue.com/convers... @GetGlue @SuburgatoryABC

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Perception http://getglue.com/convers... @GetGlue @Revenge

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The Friendship Contract http://getglue.com/convers... @GetGlue @BigBang_CBS

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Key & Peele might just be one of the best shows Comedy Central has had since Reno 911! #keyandpeele

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LOVING this show! FUCK MadTV! http://getglue.com/convers... @GetGlue #keyandpeele

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Isn't it somewhat ironic that I am equally more entertaining & more easily entertained as well as entertaining on tequila & a few bong hits?

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