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Seriously stupid people are the doughnut in my paleo, the turd in my punchbowl.
#thresholds
March 6
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"There are three times when you REALLY need your best friends: at your wedding, your wake and your first indictment." LOL
#lawyers
March 5
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Sick of jockeying for position? Our thoroughbred stable of best of breed products will get you back on the horse. <- lame business metaphors
March 5
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Your success will grow with your client's success, as the saying goes: a rising tide floats all boats. Same with governments and nations.
February 27
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Shortest story ever written: "For sale: baby shoes. Never worn." - Ernest Hemmingway.
February 27
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Q - What's twenty times heaver than a boot? A - Ten pairs of boots.
February 26
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Horsemeat jokes in SA? Pfft ... We're hardcore here, bring on the donkey and buffalo quips:
http://www.fin24.com/Economy...
... no seriously!
February 26
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OERG! - 'if it bleeds, it leads' headlines akin to: "puppies drizzled in truffle oil and raped by paralympic tripedal relay gold medallist."
February 26
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More brilliance from The Oatmeal: How to Suck at Your Religion
http://theoatmeal.com/comics...
#satire
#wisdom
February 25
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"@benmwas: 19 yo Ugandan girl invents deworming tablet using dried pawpaw seeds, sugar and cassava/banana flour
http://www.monitor.co.ug/News...
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February 25
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RT @
DazMSmith
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#legal
~ @
PierreDeVos
: “Might be helpful to get familiar w/ these principles before pontificating on trial outcome.”
http://www.dailymaverick.co.za/opinion...
February 24
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Taking all the time I need in next 48 hours to install an attractor to re-mind me: know what's happening while it's happening.
#mindfulness
February 22
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When you swim in the creek and an eel bites your cheek, that's a moray.
#classic
February 21
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Woke up to this
#genius
piece of writing by @
chrisroper
on Hansie, Oscar and other
#false
#idols
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http://mg.co.za/article...
February 20
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Raclette and homemade Kimchi at the De Wets. *faint* must _ take _ nap *serotonin rush* thanks @
asciikewl
February 20
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"The show's over. The fat lady's getting dry humped in her dressing room." Gotta love
#Dexter
S7
February 19
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Information WANTS to get out. It WANTS to!!!
#creepy
#WANTING
#gollum
February 6
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"@sarahcuda: Three reasons not to build a Minimum Viable Product
http://pandodaily.com/2013...
this story went apeshit today."
#lean
February 5
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"Early wins are critical for momentum, so we'll guarantee them." - Tim Ferriss
#4hourchef
- Great UX /
#gamification
principle.
February 2
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Fun lunchtime prancing around the garden, squealing like a stabbed cheerleader. Fortunately nature has kak aim sometimes, no waspy stings.
January 30
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RT @
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January 30
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Creedence Clearwater Revival – Run Through The Jungle -
http://www.last.fm/music...
January 29
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Merkaba – Solar Ohm -
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January 29
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Creationists: As loud as they are ignorant.
#futurama
January 20
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Mars University: A giant pulsating mind is a terrible thing to waste.
#futurama
January 20
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Jimpster – Don't Push It -
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January 20
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Feed Me & Crystal Fighters – Love Is All I Got (Feed Me's Matilda Remix) -
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January 20
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Feed Me & Crystal Fighters – Love Is All I Got (Feed Me's Matilda Remix) -
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January 20
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When does CPR become necrophilia?
January 19
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"I'll tell you a UDP joke but you may not get it."
#geek
#humour
November 28
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