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Seriously stupid people are the doughnut in my paleo, the turd in my punchbowl. #thresholds

March 6 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"There are three times when you REALLY need your best friends: at your wedding, your wake and your first indictment." LOL #lawyers

March 5 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Sick of jockeying for position? Our thoroughbred stable of best of breed products will get you back on the horse. <- lame business metaphors

March 5 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Your success will grow with your client's success, as the saying goes: a rising tide floats all boats. Same with governments and nations.

February 27 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Shortest story ever written: "For sale: baby shoes. Never worn." - Ernest Hemmingway.

February 27 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Q - What's twenty times heaver than a boot? A - Ten pairs of boots.

February 26 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Horsemeat jokes in SA? Pfft ... We're hardcore here, bring on the donkey and buffalo quips: http://www.fin24.com/Economy... ... no seriously!

February 26 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

OERG! - 'if it bleeds, it leads' headlines akin to: "puppies drizzled in truffle oil and raped by paralympic tripedal relay gold medallist."

February 26 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

More brilliance from The Oatmeal: How to Suck at Your Religion http://theoatmeal.com/comics... #satire #wisdom

February 25 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"@benmwas: 19 yo Ugandan girl invents deworming tablet using dried pawpaw seeds, sugar and cassava/banana flour http://www.monitor.co.ug/News..."

February 25 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @DazMSmith: #legal ~ @PierreDeVos: “Might be helpful to get familiar w/ these principles before pontificating on trial outcome.” http://www.dailymaverick.co.za/opinion...

February 24 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Taking all the time I need in next 48 hours to install an attractor to re-mind me: know what's happening while it's happening. #mindfulness

February 22 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

When you swim in the creek and an eel bites your cheek, that's a moray. #classic

February 21 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Woke up to this #genius piece of writing by @chrisroper on Hansie, Oscar and other #false #idols : http://mg.co.za/article...

February 20 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Raclette and homemade Kimchi at the De Wets. *faint* must _ take _ nap *serotonin rush* thanks @asciikewl

February 20 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"The show's over. The fat lady's getting dry humped in her dressing room." Gotta love #Dexter S7

February 19 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Information WANTS to get out. It WANTS to!!! #creepy #WANTING #gollum

February 6 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"@sarahcuda: Three reasons not to build a Minimum Viable Product http://pandodaily.com/2013... this story went apeshit today." #lean

February 5 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"Early wins are critical for momentum, so we'll guarantee them." - Tim Ferriss #4hourchef - Great UX / #gamification principle.

February 2 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Fun lunchtime prancing around the garden, squealing like a stabbed cheerleader. Fortunately nature has kak aim sometimes, no waspy stings.

January 30 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @jowyang: Apparently bringing a whip to the office is bad for morale.

January 30 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Creedence Clearwater Revival – Run Through The Jungle - http://www.last.fm/music...

January 29 from Last.fm - Comment - Like - Share

Merkaba – Solar Ohm - http://www.last.fm/music...

January 29 from Last.fm - Comment - Like - Share

Creationists: As loud as they are ignorant. #futurama

January 20 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Mars University: A giant pulsating mind is a terrible thing to waste. #futurama

January 20 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Jimpster – Don't Push It - http://www.last.fm/music...

January 20 from Last.fm - Comment - Like - Share

Feed Me & Crystal Fighters – Love Is All I Got (Feed Me's Matilda Remix) - http://www.last.fm/music...

January 20 from Last.fm - Comment - Like - Share

Feed Me & Crystal Fighters – Love Is All I Got (Feed Me's Matilda Remix) - http://www.last.fm/music...