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@Wayne_Elise That motto has the double punch of being both highly situation-specific and yet still a working metaphor. Respect.
I just chased a opossum out of the music school parking lot. Now nobody can say vocalists don't do anything around here.
The Wacky Uncle - http://blog.johnmcarmack.com/2009...
Sometimes I walk down long hallways. I do this in slow motion with a serious look on my face. That way the audience knows I mean business.
Follow this guy: @loadedsanta Trust me. LOLs for the whole family. Well, except for the kids. They will likely be sad. Which means MORE LOLS
If mana had tasted like Chick-Fil-A chicken biscuits, those Israelites would have been faaaaaaaat.
You are starting your legacy from scratch. Step one: the Coat of Arms. What goes on yours? Mine will almost certainly include mac n' cheese.
@Wayne_Elise I'm interested in that job. Are you looking for any topics in particular or will any old bit of writing do the trick?
I am a conversational plagiarist. I will steal your topic if I find it interesting. I will feel no remorse. This is how I roll.
@Wayne_Elise The ones I respect are the ones who obviously believe in love. You and Neil in particular.
@Wayne_Elise BTW, you were on a roll tonight. I "favorite"-ed four of those Tweets, and I almost never use that feature. Lots of respect.
He accused me of "stupidness." I asked if he meant stupidity. He did not respond. I smiled and patted his cheek. "Good thing you're pretty."
A useless person is made all the more useless by adding a sense of entitlement.
How long until red-headed kids make their own culture, dialect, and music and can only call each other "gingers?"
Party idea: "Panda-monium." Everyone dresses like pandas using homemade costumes. Best costume WINS. A real panda WINS. WOULD YOU GO?
@Cameron_Talley Are you telling me there is something inherently unsexy about thunderbirds? Is our definition of sexy different?
For you literary types: if Hemingway could only have done ONE of these things in Nov, would it have been NaNoWriMo or No-Shave? Discuss.
@Cameron_Talley Make it about firefighting Native Americans who turn into thunderbirds to save lives (and fight crime!)!
For @clintr0n : via @scottsimpson: Older Indian guy to my wife, at IKEA: "How do I get out of this store?"
Old Conversations - http://blog.johnmcarmack.com/2009...
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