“What is up with Flock? My toolbars are missing again or all messed up! Anyone else experiencing this? I already tried to reboot. My windows have issues opening in new window.. they downsize to some strange thin column and if you click before it fully loads, it reverts back again! What the heck?”

“Why can't this instant oatmeal taste real?”

“I guess youtube wants me to do a "do over" because my profile has been erased practically. No subscriptions, no favorites.. ugh ugh”

“Does anyone remember the link for the secret email that only one person can read? It can only be opened once or something like that?”