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One day I'm gonna meet somebody who won money at craps. I'll ask him what casino he owns.
At a Penn and Teller show. They ask the audience to sign in. I signed as Harold Baalz.
RT @DanMoz: Just walked into a data centre that had mouse droppings and a dead lizard < or as they call it in Alice Springs "bush tucker"
There's bare naked ladies at a vmware party? Surprised there are any ladies there at all.
All your early 2000s memes are belong to us #EMC
The hell??? #EMC
RT @alanrenouf: Quote from @DuncanYB size doesn't matter, performance does. < he's heard that many many times in his life
I think I'm literally allergic to Vegas instead of just figuratively.
OTOH our slide decks could all be in Times New Roman like our docs are...
How did we make it to the post-pc era without making it to the post-arial-font era?
New preso: Virtualizing latency-sensitive apps on vSphere including GemFire courtesy of Emad Benjamin http://www.slideshare.net/vmwarec...
RT @vegard_s: Had my most productive day at work in 4 months #feelinggreat < glad you're feeling better bro
Do pie charts encourage obesity?
Hanging at the vmware Booth at #pex stop by if you want to talk data stuff
Find anything manual and destroy it... You mean like self service portals?
Drink whenever you hear "enterprise version of x"
I'm sitting next to the guy who made this slide. I told him I can't read any of it.
There sure are a lot of boxes on this slide (inside joke, sorry)
It's almost like we need an application modernization competency :ducks:
PEX keynote courtesy of Don King
A conflagration of automation leading to proliferation of consternation? #pex
O noes a keynote in interpretive dance??? #nooooooo
I'm expecting some hardcore insider info after that save harbor announce
Nothing like a safe harbor announcement to kick things off
RT @vfabricsqlfire: SQLFire Stored Procedures vs SQL Stored Procedures http://blogs.vmware.com/sqlfire...
Gonna register @MainframeOpsBorat, should round things out nicely
Awesome the isilon create lunch ui defaults to megabytes #bigdata
Got some good questions at my GemFire / SQLFire overview at CAP bootcamp #PEX
LEAVE WHITNEY ALONE!!!
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