“@phatmommy I hear ya, but always considered myself an infoholic. Internet's a great way to be out there w/out physically going.”

“Listening to Petman crunching an entire pack of Bordeaux cookies and not liking it. He's setting himself up for another cartoon.”

“Scored Petman sandals on sale for $17.99. He also grabbed his fave HD hoighty-toighty ice cream. Gotta feed em. Keep em quiet.”

“Off to Target to get sandals for Petman and his messed up toe. They have cookies there. Cookies improve stress and allergies...”

“is the kind of person who would blow a kiss to you across a crowded airport if she saw you there (and recognized you).”

“Traffic around EWR was yuck. Now here trying to speed-cook dinner for agent M.”

“@spizzerinktum Have finally found sub for Higgins India and yer not gonna like - Photoshop. It's the blackest. Sigh.”

“Putting in a bid on a site design (while doing laundry). 2 hrs. til EWR.”

“Reinstalled tablet driver, still not working. Removed. Reinstalled. Checked tablet and it's fine on Petman's machine. Driver? What? What?!”

“@vonster GL this weekend. Wish I was going.”

“One burden lifted. Life is good. Now to work on the rest.”

“Good morning twitter! Lotsa juggling to do today.”

“@michaelpinto I taught there prior to havin Agent M. Won't go back b/c they no longer offer benefits for instructors! $ MIGHT pay for train.”

“Twitter becomin like the diving board w/ too many bathing beauties on it, starting to sag and eventually snap? Beauties fall into murk. Boo!”

“Applied too many mothers day gift cookies to my gut. Now my pants are maniacal.”

“Why are you eating my tweets? Double tweeting? Goin BLEH! allover the place? Twitter, you need some fixin!”

“Potatoes. Miss Adrianne. More potatoes.”

“@michaelpinto I too told them I consider myself Parsons grad, not NewSch. Gave them an earful about doing more for alums if they expect $$.”

“Spent afternoon publicizing Petman's events and making sure links check. Bah! Guy should do his own”

“Spent afternoon publicizing Petman's event and making sure links check. Bah! Guy should do his own.”

“Recently occurred to me that I don't own appropriate attire for big, big bus. mtg. Standard cartoongoddess costume prob wouldn't work.”

“Had depression-era experience while food shoppin. No whole wheat bread, no potatoes, no lots of other stuff. In maj. suprmkt. Bizarre.”

“@chrisbrogan Time is money. Also, money is money. Every second counts. Really. I had know idea, until I took on the additional title of mom.”

“Good morning twitter peeps!”

“@michaelpinto Sorry for lag. Yes, Petman plays role of husband here.”

“Are you tweeting on iphone? Love it? Hate it? Curious.”

“Reloading drivers for Wacom again. Agent M in dreamland. Petman banging flatware in kitchen. New doormats from Ikea.”

“Watching planes @ EWR from cafe Ikea with Agent M.”

“Swamp thing has destroyed me. Off to Ikea to feed kid and buy stuff. Finish edits/illos later.”

“Going out to remove swamp thing from driveway and office entry.”

“Running to get Agent M, while Petman does... what? He's on the phone talking about moving to the Dead Sea. He'd be quieter that way.”

“Everyone gone. Office quiet. Trying to find things, do stuff and will probably paint later. Maybe garden when Agent M returns.”

“Tech doodoo day: Tablet still dead (WTF?). Cell still coming up as Petman instead of me. Towels, however are dry. Yay for towels! They work!”

“@johnhassell Blogging compels me to get ideas onto paper and fill my sketchbook in the way that I did b4 I had 2 bus. and kid. Gotta draw.”

“Good morning twitter!”

“Laundry. How does that kid generate so much laundry?”