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Scan of printed version of review of my book by @liamrudden in last week's Edinburgh Evening News Guide: http://twitpic.com/8k9sod

Scan of printed version of review of my book by @liamrudden in last week's Edinburgh Evening News Guide: http://t.co/HDyYLbzY

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You can alway tell that programmers are getting depressed when they start writing "Goodbye World" programs.

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Reckon as how the word "humile" may sometimes be used to mean humble. Mainly by hillbillies in dungarees. In the Thirties. At a hoedown.

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Threading a needle is the one time that you really should miss the point.

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The automatic gates in the Library sound like TARDIS engines

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I keep all of my aches and pains in the symptom attic.

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Moxyland by Lauren Beukes - Moxyland by Lauren Beukes My rating: 5 of 5 stars A dark tale set fifteen... http://catmachine.tumblr.com/post...

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5 of 5 stars to Moxyland by Lauren Beukes http://www.goodreads.com/review...

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Have you met Elvis Selfridge?

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Instead there's usually a hashtag game going on that involves replacing the word "love" with "fart" in song titles

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When someone on the bus starts reading Twitter over my shoulder I always hope my timeline will choose that moment to be erudite...

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The word "spatula" has its origin in the medieval Romanian nobleman Vlad Spatul, famous for hitting his enemies with large wooden paddles.

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Halogen: main utility company providing power to Heaven

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In the afterlife the main untility company

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...if, say, you don't have time to go to the gym but still want to be fit?

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Washing machines, dishwashers, cars. All wonderful labour-saving devices. So how about one for getting fit without having to go to the gym?

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RT @isabelfay: Always the barmaid, never the bar.

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I took twenty minutes out for a quick game of Bernard Cribbage

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Just received an email in which someone referred to their McBook Air. Oddly pleasing.

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Photo: Well that’s reassuring (Taken with instagram) http://catmachine.tumblr.com/post...

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"Hermit the Frog" was one of my own internal mental puns until Marina Diamandis used it as a song title... ♫ http://blip.fm/profile...

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At least all the snow up here has gone. We now need something else obvious for people to continually state and re-state.

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RT @thirteenfaces: Susan as the prototype Doctor (from The Independent's review of An Unearthly Child): http://thirteenfaces.com/post...

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As a kid I found the Tom and Jerry cartoon "Blue Cat Blues" incredibly bleak with Tom's impending death hanging over the whole story...

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The weekend's blog: Vanity Case Study - my experience of the self publishing process. What to do and what not to do: http://www.catmachine.eu/2012...

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After being hit by an object so hard that your skull is actually transformed into the shape of that object, remember to blink twice.

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Caprichaun (n): mythical miniature goat that lives at the end of the rainbow

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There was a Voc psychotherapist in Kaldor City once. Specially programmed, equipped with Freudian analysis, NLP techniques, the lot...

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Just listened to "Robophobia" from @bigfinish featuring @TobyHadoke - good stuff: http://www.bigfinish.com/149-Doc...

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Photo: The Hoppalong Two-toed Caveman (Taken with instagram) http://catmachine.tumblr.com/post...

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