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cdogzilla | downgraded
RT @
clarkekant
: Once your kid is 19 months old, you can stop with the bullshit. Just say he's "almost 2" because no one cares anymore.
April 2, 2012
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Can I like this 6 or 7 times? :) -
Heather
So when I have $700,000 I can say I'm almost a millionaire? -
Johnny
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Johnny, it would be $790,000, and sure if that was your net worth you could say you're almost a millionaire. -
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I'm glad you find $210,000 trivial :) -
Johnny
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Not trivial, just a rounding issue. Much closer to a million than a half a million. -
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I'm 32... So by this math I'm almost 40 :) -
Johnny
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Don't you mean 384 months? -
Heather
You're much closer to 40 than 20. Trying to say a-little-over-a-three-quarter-millionaire is just awkward :p -
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You tell me I'm almost 40 and I'll rip your nipples off :) -
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How about just over 30? ;) -
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But you look damn fine for a 40-year-old, Johnny. :D -
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