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is at the Melting Pot sitting at the bar like a grown up.
@smeddley What did you fall asleep watching???
Dear BlackBerry Wireless Update... what the hell are you doing to my phone?
is planning on going to Trader Joe's today and is kind of excited about it.
I keep my Pokeballs hanging out my backside, but only on the left side, yeah that's the Crip side.
@ShitJoshMSays Snap into a Slim Jim!
@MegaJoshX You misspelled "ghey" (RE: I need today to remain as grey as possible.)
@ldygabilan @cdpeck likes this.
has had the Ghostbusters theme song stuck in my head all day. It's been pretty awesome.
Sorry if I offended anyone with my ugly pants status.
wants to stay home and be in my ugly pants today.
is going to Target again today. But this time, to spice things up, we're going to a DIFFERENT Target.
gained 5 Trophies playing #UNCHARTED2 over the past 6 days
completed Chapter 18 in #UNCHARTED2
walked through Target for like an hour in fishnets and heels when it dawned on me that I had forgotten to wear a costume for Halloween.
is at LifeWay Christian Store looking for porn.
If you call our house and the caller ID from your place of business is "Political Survey", be prepared to talk to a 7 year old.
@ldygabilan Suicide is never the answer!
can't wait to take off my pants and hand out Halloween candy.
thinks it would be neat if they made sweatpants for guys that don't go all the way up to my nipples.
@ShitJoshMSays Okay, who maintains this Twitter account? Is it @gilcreque?
thought about becoming a motivation speaker, but then I was like why bother?
@ldygabilan You should try to stop having them.
Today a goose took a giant crap on my car, which pretty much sums up how things have been going for me as of late.
This picture is proof that Miranda Cosgrove is living the life I was meant to live: http://yfrog.com/iyshqj
This picture is proof that Miranda Cosgrove is living the life I was meant to live: http://yfrog.com/iyshqj
@Amandooki Time to move on to porn websites?
I'm part of a small group receiving this feature, so I'm not supposed to tweet about it yet, but you should be ENVIOUS.
I liked the new Tinker Bell movie. It looked amazing on Blu Ray. I give it two wings up.
@Amandooki I think Saw III was the one where Luke found out Darth Vader was his father. Or was that Saw IV? Which one had Ewoks?
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