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YES PLEASE. - Delilah

Oh shut up, think of how much less likely to get raped you are! - Delilah

Most of those items I find questionable. My favorite smells are skin after you take the bandaid off, permanent markers, jars of pennies, and my lovers' sweat. But, you know, crazy. - Delilah

Tyler Durden approves. Also, this happened IRL. Srsly. - Delilah

hahahaha washington post - Delilah

sketchysantas.com Yep. A whole site. - Delilah

I'm pretty sure I want giant adult sized crazyhands for my bed. - Delilah

Non-zero chance I know whose room this is since this is Revere. - Delilah

Both this list, and the second list linked at the bottom, are totally worth reading and should be bookmarked. - Delilah

Bear Friday on Greader, I give you, Placenta Teddy. - Delilah

Did Somebody say "Bear Friday?" - Delilah

I love this blog, it reminds me of the epic thread of "dead porn eyes" that I revisit often. - Delilah

A+++ - Delilah

The website (stand for christmas) is hilarious reading. - Delilah

gollum grasshopper - Delilah

Y'all know I wouldn't post a dancing baby video unless it was seriously awesome right? This child is a stripper and she's still in diapers. Worth the full three minutes. Also, youtube comments: "why is you guys talking about this the baby just dancing you act like there teaching him something wrong gosh and white people you cant talk about no one yall got problems too it aint like were calling yall crackers cus i seen some trashy ass white people the other day and there baby was hell of dirty and i didnt say anything did i so dont type some bull shit that people dont want to read its wrong and thats all i can say!" - Delilah

Oh, internet. - Delilah

A++ would buy customer a drink. - Delilah

Awwww. - Delilah

If the temperatures inside the trunk weren't dangerously high or low, they weren't kept there for hours on end, and there was no indication they were assaulted somehow I really don't think this is reckless endangerment. Overreaction by all involved. - Delilah

This is sad, but ultimately total failure of the adult support network that is supposed to help kids. The metric for understanding when low self esteem is indicative of danger-zone is really not rocket science. - Delilah

Emo rock killer for hilarious fail. - Delilah

Of all the accents to fake, why be southern? Sheesh. Part of My Crazy is that my intonation and accent change dramatically depending on who I am talking to and it's really embarrassing sometimes and I can't seem to stop it. Last night a condo broker said to me, "Where are you from?" And I said um grew up in rurual Maine and he said Oh I thought surely you were from Portugal like me. A hundred percent not aware I was doing it. Crazy Delilah is Crazy. - Delilah

“Sometimes love is wondering if you sealed the deal just because you didn’t want the other person to get hurt. Sometimes love is those fleeting, wonderful highs. And sometimes love is wondering if you trapped an innocent person.” - Delilah

Well I guess getting handjobs from Wolverine seemed like a good idea at the time? - Delilah

You deserved it because you're a douchebag. - Delilah

You deserved it because you're religious. - Delilah

You deserved it because your SO is a douchebag. - Delilah

You deserved it because your SO is a douchebag. - Delilah

Yes, this. Good boyfriend. - Delilah