Try to imagine for a moment opening your door on the way to work in the morning and seeing this guy. He is approximately the same height as me. Srsly.
- Delilah
There's totally this FML theme with people being all "my significant other did a soulless miserable thing, FML," but seriously, didn't you have some sort of indication about Class A douchebag personality before this? I mean yeah, fuck your life allright, but kinda fuck-your-judgment.
- Delilah
This carjacking happened outside my work, I waddled back outside for the news crew I am pacing in the background during the interview with the hero shot.
- Delilah
This is my friend Kelly, she's a finalist to win - could you take a sec to click through and vote for her (right side of the page) - you don't have to give your email or anything. Thanks.
- Delilah
This is a great debate. I'm consistently disappointed that libertarians, with whom I share a lot of common ground, can't get with the program on a handful of modern civil rights issues. Miss Kerry ftw, here.
- Delilah
I must admit, Good Parenting is Good. I didn't like my parents enough to do something like this when I was that one's age but I hope he has fun and it made me smile.
- Delilah