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Try to imagine for a moment opening your door on the way to work in the morning and seeing this guy. He is approximately the same height as me. Srsly. - Delilah

This is best ever. - Delilah

I don't even wear heels,but these are HOTT. - Delilah

Things you should bookmark. You can print graph paper pdfs with any scale lines, etc. Very handy. - Delilah

I love ER blogs. - Delilah

In-my-gang of the now. They're venomous. - Delilah

There's totally this FML theme with people being all "my significant other did a soulless miserable thing, FML," but seriously, didn't you have some sort of indication about Class A douchebag personality before this? I mean yeah, fuck your life allright, but kinda fuck-your-judgment. - Delilah

Worth a scroll by of the full list. Really you guys? Bet that looked great in your poorly lit bathroom... - Delilah

wow the first two are hot. - Delilah

Best animated gif of all time, water balloon popped over boobies. FTW. - Delilah

CNN just confirmed that this comment (left on an essay about suicide bombing in scribd) is in fact, the Fort Hood shooter. - Delilah

lol at stalking fail. amateur. - Delilah

I like art. - Delilah

"Screw you guys, I'm moving to Seattle." - Delilah

This carjacking happened outside my work, I waddled back outside for the news crew I am pacing in the background during the interview with the hero shot. - Delilah

If you are trying to decide where to send ur anthrax. - Delilah

What no. - Delilah

srsly you guys? lighten up. black is not an ephithet, it's a frigging descriptor. - Delilah

Fingerrrrrrs! Congratulations little dude, you can be in my gang. - Delilah

This is so me. - Delilah

Pedo bear approved. - Delilah

This is an entire website of bank robbery notes and I love it. - Delilah

Everything about this artist and blog is one hundred percent awesomepants. - Delilah

Broke into an elderly lady's home, jacked off on her, then ordered her to make him a sammich. Srsly. - Delilah

This is my friend Kelly, she's a finalist to win - could you take a sec to click through and vote for her (right side of the page) - you don't have to give your email or anything. Thanks. - Delilah

This is a great debate. I'm consistently disappointed that libertarians, with whom I share a lot of common ground, can't get with the program on a handful of modern civil rights issues. Miss Kerry ftw, here. - Delilah

I must admit, Good Parenting is Good. I didn't like my parents enough to do something like this when I was that one's age but I hope he has fun and it made me smile. - Delilah

O Sasha Grey. - Delilah

PHEW. Wow they really did a poor job rolling this out, I read the O NOES all over the interblag. - Delilah

w.t.f. - Delilah