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whatwedoafter:eatdust:(via bathroomwindow)
Lois: That’s a great idea Brian. Maybe you can join PETA.
Peter: Join me for what?
Lois: No Peter, the organization.
Peter: What organization?
Lois: PETA!
Peter: What?
Lois: PETA is an acronym, Peter.
Peter: No I’m not, I’m catholic.
Stewie: Are we really doin’ this? - http://cesarebehuman.tumblr.com/post...
I was waiting to cross the road with my four year old cousin and my Aunt, who was trying to teach him how to cross properly, looked down and asked him what the first rule was, he thought for a minute before confidently stateing: You don’t talk about Fight Club. I laughed so hard I almost got hit by a bus. IMMD - http://cesarebehuman.tumblr.com/post...