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@first_follower I'd rather know that I was the first person @harlancoben followed than knowing I was first to follow him. firstfollow.com?
@billprady There really isn't any "deal". What would cost a few thou to fix "officially" could be bought from squatter for a few hundred. :(
@wilw Jealous == me
@HelloBacke Sounds like a job for Meier's Tavern!
@billprady It probably doesn't matter how good a writer he is, does it? He's totally fired, right?
#okaytoliewhen your 4-year-old asks "how do babies get in mommies' tummies?"
@HelloBacke Hate to know what you do with 2-day-old diapers...
@HalSparks mom gave me box from elder w/ mag w/ "sweet" aikido moves and throwing stars you and i bought (i think) on a chinatown field trip
@ActuallyNPH Worked for me. People are too sensitive.
@amandachapel I found a recording of @ JohnAByrne's new company theme song: http://thesongoftheday.com/index...
@HalSparks But ... this one goes to 11 ...
@rainnwilson is there a link to your Haiti piece in its entirety (rather than the pieces on USA Today)?
@HalSparks Wow - pretty douchetastic of him.
@HalSparks at least you're not bringing goatse back
@wilw Good for him! Usually when I get excited I just wet myself.
@rainnwilson whose bile?
@HalSparks well, then here's a song befitting your Christmas spirit :) http://thesongoftheday.com/index...
@newmediajim If installing an OS merely requires you to click "Next" then no, you're not a geek by default. If, however, you rollyo'd ...
@harlancoben I'd brood. Of course, I'd brood even if my doctor told me I only had 60 years left to live.
@wilw didn't think you were on drugs, but I punched myself anyway, just in case.
@HalSparks They LOVE doing that - they sent me a box roughly the size of a VHS tape with a gift card inside. I was hoping for chocolate.
@ActuallyNPH You'll learn soon enough that the whole point of Twitter is to pimp your products, services, and/or/especially yourself.
@ActuallyNPH There you go! Now you're getting it! How quickly you've uncovered Twitter's only purpose!
@scalzi Catnip? Yarn? Really small mice?
@harlancoben would love to win ... except I'm afraid you'd make me a transgender service monkey ... or something.
Vending machine in office is broken. Put in $1 - got $1.75 in change, but no can of soda. What a ripoff!!
@HalSparks I also sometimes sleep in your clothes. Wait ... that's too creepy to say out loud. Never mind.
Just got pegged to run UAT at my company. UAT means "Unlimited Alcohol Tasting" ... right?
@ActuallyNPH You can't stop yourself, can you? It's like eating raw cookie dough. You know you shouldn't, but - oh, just one more spoonful!
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