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Attention PFLAG (Parents and Friends of Lovable Android Gadgets) peeps, What is *your* fav useful/fun Android App?
The 50 Best Android apps | Fonehome.co.uk http://www.fonehome.co.uk/2009...
Rush Limbaugh Rushed To Hospital - http://www.ktvu.com/enterta...
@Terrormaster Twitdroid & Seesmic for Android put Peep to shame, but they're widgetless.
@JanetAnneT Yup, but without the worry over hypothetibabies college tuition. ;)
Emotionally ovulating while talking babies drained me *and* made my nipples overly moist. Changing the subject to BDSM next time.
Just entered 7th ring of Hell. DMV, last biz day of the year. If I'm not back in 3 hours, check the skies for my flares.
@jackrabbitslams In case of Zombiepocolyps, remove pants. )That's just common sense!
Going to downtown Niles to have a shoot-out with my nemesis. She's packing a Pentax, but I'm brining my new hand- Cannon. News at 11.
sis came over and is forcing me to watch wwe... kill me now.
RT @diskgrinder To all those who can't tell the difference between figurative and literal: they are spelt different you stupid twat
I like words that are short, and to the point. Twat is one of those words.
- Ian May
"Twat' is short, to the point, and also happens to be my favorite snack food. Triple word score!
- Cherish Hellfire
from email
@adragon A Goffin. Scrubbed & scrubbed & scrubbed her again, she bit me real hard & lipsticks still there. http://twitgoo.com/aow21
Dear Universe, I love my cockatoo so I kissed her on the head. How do I get lipstick out of crest feathers? Sincerely, A big dope
I know how many licks it takes to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop.
I know how many licks it takes to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop. Enjoy your nap, baby!
RT @JerryThomas If the Pope is really infallible, I want to see him fold a fitted sheet.
RT @gothscifigirl: Toaster Strudel is to Pop Tart as KY Jelly is to Vaseline.
#1 way to save a lesbian relationships from arguments: Lazy Sunday morning lovemaking. Also: My nongue is tumb.
#1 reason lesbian relationships fail: Women always have to have the last word, so an argument *never* ends!
"There has never been a good war, or a bad peace." - Button Gwinett, Fallout 3
RT @Tamtam10905 The more time I spend with my kids, the more I feel the need to call my mother and apologize.
If it weren't for all these tears on this sunny afternoon, I'd have missed all the rainbows in my eyes.
Glide: An Amazing (and Sometimes Amazingly Confusing) Web Megasuite - http://technologizer.com/2009...
http://twitgoo.com/a4c5z Sexiest biker butch butt in the world!
Love is'nt laughter & roses & candles in bottles, it's hard and it's work and it's to the death. -B. Monkey
Just pawned my engagement ring to keep our power and heat on. My heart hurts, the sadness is consuming me.
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