Chuck Klosterman - FriendFeed

"To truly live, man must forever joust against himself. He must wage war against his own sexy demons."

July 8 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"I attack reality with well-placed, nonironic, nonrefundable LOLs."

July 7 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

“HYPER"thetical questions from Chuck Klosterman: http://electronicshrug.net/tag...

July 6 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

“Every relationship is fundamentally a power struggle, and the individual in power is whoever likes the other person less.”

July 4 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"It is important to have questionable friends you can trust unconditionally."

July 1 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"The dumbest rule in the NBA is the best rule it has. And I don't think that's a metaphor for anything."

June 30 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"If an irrational rule makes the game better, does that justify its irrationality?" http://www.grantland.com/story...

June 29 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"Not all crazy people are brilliant, but almost all brilliant people are crazy."

June 28 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"It’s continually amazing how obsessed early adopters of technology are with their own low-level activities."

June 27 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"23 Questions I Ask Everybody I Meet In Order To Decide If I Can Really Love Them" http://gangstam.tumblr.com/post...

June 24 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"Contemporary people believe that they're entitled to a public forum. Their voice is supposed to be heard, lest their life become empty."

June 23 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"What I've come to accept is that - for the rest of my life - I will never not instantaneously know about any marginally insane event."

June 22 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"w/ most adult relationships, it's almost as if there's a responsibility to immediately share whatever interesting information we acquire."

June 21 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"There's still a difference btw someone's online profile & who they actually are, but it's decreasing & in 10 yrs will likely be negligible"

June 20 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Chuck unknowingly explains why Twitter became a phenomenon: "Observing someone without context amplifies the experience." -ETD

May 24 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"Ralph Sampson was needed to remind people that their own self-imposed mediocrity is better than choking on transcendence." -ETD

May 23 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"I have more CDs than 99 percent of America, but fewer CDs than 40 percent of my friends." -KYTL

May 20 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"Greatness doesn’t need to be achieved; fans only require glimpses of a theoretical reality that’s more interesting than the one we’re in."

May 19 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"I think about death all the time; it is, I think, the most interesting thing absolutely everybody does." -KYTL

May 18 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"The fact that he could not do something correctly—yet still do it significantly—is all that anyone needs to know about punk rock." #KYTL

May 17 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"Sexuality is 15 percent real and 85 percent illusion." -KYTL

May 16 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"I honestly believe that people of my generation despise authenticity, mostly because they’re all so envious of it." -KYTL

May 15 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"teenagers (& hipsters) claim they want to be cool, but they mostly just want to avoid being uncool." via: @nkarch

March 24, 2010 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @TWM71: "In a roundabout way, Boba Fett created Pearl Jam." - Chuck Klosterman

January 27, 2010 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @caytenoodle: "it doesn't matter what you can do if you don't know why you're doing it" - chuck klosterman

January 10, 2010 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @tr0yisbald: "I don't think I've ever met a person with the 'correct' level of self-esteem" -Chuck Klosterman

January 8, 2010 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"It appears my dream musical creation would be a white, semigay metal band that features soaring background vocals while battling anorexia"

January 3, 2010 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @rfish32, quoting Chuck on a recent BS report "You can't trust someone when they never talk about themselves"

December 22, 2009 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"Papers frequently quote people who are openly lying, almost every sound bite you hear in the news is partially false." http://notes.ztaylor.org/post...

December 20, 2009 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"The cruelest thing you can do is quote someone verbatim, which makes even smart people sound like idiots."

December 18, 2009 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share