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Remember the Coors Light twins? http://guyspeed.com/the-coo...

6 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

8 Hottest Professional Female Skiers on the Planet http://guyspeed.com/hottest...

Tuesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Quiet train. Guy's cell starts ringing incredibly loud. Ringtone is 'Careless Whisper' by George Michael. I can't stop laughing.

Tuesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Recent studies show your father still thinks you don't know what the fuck you're doing #MaximRT

Monday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Wife just told me about an awful customer experience at local @ulta_beauty. They just lost a customer.

Monday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Wife: "You're walking funny. Hurt your leg?" Me: "Nope, just washed these jeans."

Monday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"I'm pretty sure all the parents suck at watching him. All in their own special way." -- The Roommate

Monday from Gmail/Google Talk - Comment - Like - Share

Finally. Real beer goggles. http://guyspeed.com/do-they...

Sunday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Saddest thing about Whitney Houston passing is that we will never see the Maya Rudolph impression again

Sunday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

The most important vote of your life! But it involves @Chex_Mix http://guyspeed.com/whats-t...

February 10 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

THE HELL I WILL!!! http://twitter.com/chrisil...

February 10 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Dead serious about this. DEAD serious. http://guyspeed.com/people-...

February 9 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Recent poll of your father shows that he still thinks you know don't what the fuck you're doing

February 9 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Town Hall Committee meeting called to devise strategy to alert residents to the fact they have a Town Hall Committee

February 8 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Studies show it's pretty easy to dump Taylor Swift

February 8 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Look out. Lindsay Lohan wants to eat your fingers. http://guyspeed.com/lindsay...

February 8 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I'm a Giants fan, even I don't like this girl http://guyspeed.com/giants-...

February 7 from Gmail/Google Talk - Comment - Like - Share

A scrapbook is an organized kidnapping letter

February 6 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

A scrapbook is an organized kidnapping letter #TheBachelor

February 6 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I'll bet Courtney's vagina is wider than a highway underpass #TheBachelor

February 6 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Ladies, I've found your Valentine's Day outfit. You're welcome. http://guyspeed.com/buy-a-b...

February 6 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

How Do I Protect My Toys From My Kid? | GeekDad | http://www.wired.com/ http://www.wired.com/geekdad...

February 6 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Some third world country is going to be very happy with their new 'Patriots Super Bowl Champs' shirts.

February 5 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Greatest Dress Ever? http://guyspeed.com/buy-a-b...

February 5 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

14 Things Your Woman Will Say During the #Superbowl http://guyspeed.com/14-thin...

February 5 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Check out my pal @smethanie on @TheComedyPoint radio show http://itunes.apple.com/podcast... #funny #talkradio

February 2 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @megpowesq: I was going to watch groundhog day today, but I watched it yesterday...

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America spent so much time wandering the desert, the least they could do was give the horse a name. Cruel bastards.

February 2 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @guy_speed: 10 Things You Didn't Know About The Movie 'Groundhog Day' http://guyspeed.com/10-thin...

February 2 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Snooki is not pregnant, despite always having a little Italian inside her

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