Chris Roat

Wardens aren't sterile. With the high fatality rate of the Joining, it's easier to breed Wardens. Children of two Wardens survive the Joining, while an outsider has a <1% chance. Children with one Warden parent have a 50% chance. It's uncommon for two Wardens to have a female child; only one in ten births is female. Women must be brought from outside to add new blood. Female Wardens can pair with specific male Wardens permanently if they wish, but the uneven sex ratio has resulted in a "lottery" - a woman's partner is determined randomly (she can request specific people excluded) nightly until pregnant. Female Wardens are equal to males; they fight until too heavily gravid and resume after giving birth. All wardens share childcare duties. f!Warden (Prefer Surana or Mahariel. Tabris, Amell, or Cousland ok) is expected to become pregnant while saving the world. AU with no Blight or post-Blight ok. During Blight, initial one-chance gangbang followed by nightly Alistair would be great - Chris Roat

So let's say, post-Awakening, that the Keep isn't too badly harmed, and (not crowned) Alistair finds himself there on Warden business. He and Amell - don't mind whether it's established relationship or not, as long as there's a relationship at all - take it upon themselves as the senior Wardens of Ferelden to start training some of the recruits. OC new Wardens and some Amell/Alistair fluff, please. Bonus: if they both get déja vu when they recruit from the Circle and the Chantry, considering where they came from, and that's explored, as well as if the mage and templar recruits have to learn not to smite/kill each other on sight. And I may marry you if you manage to slip Anders and Nathaniel in there somewhere. - Chris Roat

Remember that Templar posted at the exit of the tower in the mage origin? How exasperated he sounded when you ask him if he can let you out? Well, I have a headcanon for that. See, Surana is constantly asking if he can open the door. Every single day, she comes over, initiates small talk, then pops the question that always ends with rejection. Over time, however, despite how annoyed he is over this, Bran can't help but start feeling friendly towards the determined elf, and she in turn feels a bit of camaraderie towards him despite the less than stellar relationship most Templars have with mages. Smut isn't necessary, but if you want things to go that way, authoranon, feel free! - Chris Roat

The Warden is the ultimate player with a massive dick. He knows how to make any woman swoon with his words, and knows how to make any woman scream his name when he bangs them. So basically what happens is that the warden uses his amazing sexual prowess to make any woman do what he wants, even if it means betraying their own leaders. Any female would do, but id like to see these most of all: A desire demon A merchant with high prices or something she doesnt want to sell. Anora Maybe a few elven girls/servants (ive yet to see a young elven woman that isnt attractive) Lanaya A bandit or mercenary sent to kill him. The lady of the forest Would also prefer the warden to be more of a paragon character over a renegade one. - Chris Roat

I always disliked that Alistair was sent to Redcliff, he would be a constant reminder that the King was unfaithful to Eamon's own sister and the Arl was a lousy caregiver anyway. Cue the ardently royalist Couslands and their all around awesomeness. Can someone write about what it might have been like if Alistair had been raised in Highever with the Cousland warden? I don't mind if he's just a knight with a flirting relationship with fCousland or if he's been brought up as mCousland's partner in crime. He just has to be Alistair as we love him. - Chris Roat

The wardens and their companions have such different backgrounds (culturally, economically, socially, etc) that it must cause conflict from time to time. I'd like to see conflict or misunderstandings (with or without resolution) based on these differences. A few examples to illustrate, but not to limit your creative process: * The canon one: Sten thinks Fereldens are *weird,* * Morrigan and Wynne have had very different experiences with magic, the chantry, and templars, * Everyone expects Oghren and Brosca to get along. No one understands why they really, really don't. Any pairing or gen. Pairings don't have to be between the conflicted parties. - Chris Roat

Dirty talk is a major kink for this anon, but I've got an even bigger language kink. I want to see Anders talking dirty to his Hawke (m or f), and I want to see him doing it in another language. I mean, Anders was a Circle mage, so he's not uneducated, and his family was from the Anderfels even though he grew up in Ferelden. I'd find it hard to believe he didn't speak another language. Any multilingual!anons out there who want to write a dirty-talking multilingual Anders? No squicks, write whatever you want! - Chris Roat

This Anon was just struck by an idea. All of Hawke's LI getting together and complain about Hawke or Maybe talk about talking about Hawke good he or she is. Basically anon just wants the all of the LI talking about Hawke for what ever reason A!A wants. Just give me the funny. Please. - Chris Roat

because she think he's more handsome than his brother - Chris Roat

Usually I like living in a rainforest. It's pretty. Lots of wildlife. Gorgeous waterfalls. But also? Spiders. BIG spiders. I just killed one the size of my hand. IN MY BED. Then it didn't die, and I had to kill it AGAIN a few minutes later. Freakin' zombie spiders. Since DA2 took "big ass spiders" to a whole new level, I would like to see someone, anyone (But preferably someone big and manly and not given to screaming like a little girl.) run into one of those monstrous spiders and completely freaking out. Feel free to let his/her companions mock them thoroughly afterwards. Hell, I was mocking myself, even as I screamed and flailed at it with a box of fruit snacks. ... I really need a sword. - Chris Roat

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