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Chuck Norris could make @ChuckObama cry like a baby. 100% Chuck always beats 50% Chuck. - http://chucknorrisjokes.tumblr.com/post...
Chuck Norris could make @ChuckObama cry like a baby. 100% Chuck always beats 50% Chuck.
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay’s potato chip. - http://chucknorrisjokes.tumblr.com/post...
The universe began when Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked nothingness in the face. - http://chucknorrisjokes.tumblr.com/post...
Ha @standupcomedy is a girl. - http://chucknorrisjokes.tumblr.com/post...
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it. - http://chucknorrisjokes.tumblr.com/post...
ALL space is Chuck Norris’s personal space. - http://chucknorrisjokes.tumblr.com/post...
Chuck Norris eats nails for breakfast, old leather boots for lunch, and those little dogs that girls... - http://chucknorrisjokes.tumblr.com/post...
Chuck Norris CAN get some satisfaction. And he doesn’t have to try, or try, or try, or try. - http://chucknorrisjokes.tumblr.com/post...
Chuck Norris has an infinite number of Y chromosomes. - http://chucknorrisjokes.tumblr.com/post...
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open. - http://chucknorrisjokes.tumblr.com/post...
Chuck Norris couldn’t IMAGINE there was no country, nothing to kill or die for… so he... - http://chucknorrisjokes.tumblr.com/post...
There’s no space bar on Chuck Norris’s computer. Words automatically give him space. - http://chucknorrisjokes.tumblr.com/post...
Chuck Norris has an infinite number of Y chromosomes.
ALL space is Chuck Norris's personal space.
Chuck Norris couldn't IMAGINE there was no country, nothing to kill or die for... so he punched John Lennon in the face.
Chuck Norris CAN get some satisfaction. And he doesn't have to try, or try, or try, or try.
The universe began when Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked nothingness in the face.
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
There's no space bar on Chuck Norris's computer. Words automatically give him space.
Chuck Norris eats nails for breakfast, old leather boots for lunch, and those little dogs that girls carry in purses for dinner.
If Chuck Norris didn’t feel like kicking a door down (though he always does), he could pick... - http://chucknorrisjokes.tumblr.com/post...
Chuck Norris never closes his eyes. But when he does, he can see through his eyelids. And into your... - http://chucknorrisjokes.tumblr.com/post...
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you. - http://chucknorrisjokes.tumblr.com/post...
All statistics are lies. Except the ones that prove Chuck Norris is 100% AWESOME. And 900%... - http://chucknorrisjokes.tumblr.com/post...
Chuck Norris doesn’t need to pick locks or even kick down doors. Doors break down ahead of him... - http://chucknorrisjokes.tumblr.com/post...
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