"my professor just asked me why I was laughing so hard.... had to cover it with " i was remembering your joke about Dihydrogen Monoxide" It was out of place and I don't think she believed me lol"
- Phil
"the moat would not have to be very wide (mexicans can not swim for shit )it would have to be a bit deep, we don't want any mexicans wading through it. The moat would be lulz if we could figure out how to stop them from floating across on god damn rubber tire rafts."
- Phil
"why was every single person there white? was it because obama is not white? or is it because white people are not in as much need for universal healthcare as blacks & hispanics? or are white people just trouble-stirring, racial, no-good pricks? :P"
- Phil