“@mediaphyter yea that's what they all say.”

“@mediaphyter OMG not you too- please don't bkite me to death.”

“@mjkeliher Sorry one mention of Bill O'Reilly is just about enough to drop you from my friends list.”

“@overthinker OMG- follower swag, you're trying to bankrupt me!”

“@bowlofcheese ok, I'll get you a picture.”

“@bowlofcheese BTW Why do you want to see a picture of my duck?”

“Darn it! Look people, make links in your blog open in a new window- I'm too damn lazy to right click every time!”

“@mynameiskate Thanks for the link love http://snurl.com/287b7”

“Hmmm, my youTube video suddenly stopped working. I'm uploading again.”

“You know looking for a job sucks.”

“Well, my wife says I have to make the column in the living room out of wood, not drywall. What a pain, lots harder to do. Tweet you later.”

“@ikepigott with your greasy fingers smearing savage clothes you swiped it from my friend Jethro, no not Jethro Bodine either!”

“retweeting @cshel Funny license plate: http://tinyurl.com/5rs7en I litterally LOL'd”

“@PetLvr Your signature says (1-800-HART) don't you need more numbers?”

“anyone have an invite to bkite for my friend @allenmireles ?”

“@phillymac it's a YouTube issue http://tinyurl.com/5r7q7o it still doesn't play direct”

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“It's really cool when you blog gets translated into another language. At least that's what I think happened? http://snurl.com/27rc5”

“@LindaSherman Something tells me today is your B-day! Have a happy one!! 27 or 29?”

“@bmorrissey Wow! That's really cool. Think you can get him to look at the US economy, Googles GDP seems to be fine. ;(”

“Everyone should read @buystemulite 's tweets, perfect example of how not to Social Network! Keep up the Cluelessness @buystemulite!”

“@buystemulite you've gotta be kidding me- you jerk.”

“@pprlisa LOL no really LOL!”

“@CortneySellers Thanks for the bookmark- you could also share it with friends with a Digg or Stumble (hint, hint) 8-) http://snurl.com/27jr9”

“Although I am a little surprised nobody has taken a shot to say- Hey you missed this site...http://snurl.com/23kl3”

“@shashib Thanks for the plug, next time you're in NYC I'll buy lunch!”

“@clgoodman I think #8 on my list will you help get started.”

“@netd Wow- so you're the reader I have. I've been wondering who it was that read the blog.”

“New blog post: Top 9 Social Media Guides http://tinyurl.com/5kpeks”