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Zamms

Zamms

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Facebook is where I find out which of my family and friends really like official pages of strippers and lad mag models. So it's kind of like Myspace.
I feel like we are solidly pre-post-internet at this point. - Meg VMeg
Also a good place to see your friends get snookered by sneaky web pages that need a FB like to see the intriguing picture/video. - Andrew C (✔)
Got Kieran grooving to "C.R.E.A.M."
"Your only hope for rescue is a giant panda." We may have misheard Diane Sawyer...
While cleaning house this weekend I found the orientation folder I got when I started to work at Brookings. It was addressed to Chris Mazzarelli. CLOSE ENOUGH.
My favorite misspelling of my name is still Kersan Merelli, but that one's pretty good. - Zamms
I had a dream it snowed here last night.
How dreadful...but then you woke up! - Derrick
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It's my "Using Primo" face! - Zamms
We own this for some reason...
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Obviously, because this is exotic food from the 60s, there's a chapter on pasta. - Zamms
The best part is the casual racism! I give you, "Chop Chop Chinese Fare" - Zamms
My Nana never quite figured out she was talking to me and not my brother. Senility sucks.
So I've taken a lager drink and I've taken a cider drink and I don't have a whiskey drink so I guess I'll have to take a vodka drink, right? Logic dictates.
Then sing a song that reminds you of the good times. - Jaclyn aka spamgirl from Android
I may even sing a song that reminds me of the better times. - Zamms
Don't cry for me, next door neighbor. - Meg VMeg
We'll be singing when we're winning! (Jen and I sang this at a karaoke night on a cruise ship on our honeymoon. That is all.) - Zamms
One of my college roommates broke her foot moshing to this song...at another friends' wedding. - Jennifer Dittrich from FFHound!
That sucks and is outstanding at the very same time. - Zamms
One whiskey, one bourbon, and one beer - Christina Pikas from iPhone
The Mike Flowers Pops Velvet Underground Medley. You're welcome. http://www.youtube.com/watch...
The Mike Flowers Pops Velvet Underground Medley. You're welcome. http://youtu.be/qHqa2cpfrGw
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I am tired and I am weary and I could sleep for a thousand years... - Zamms
I was gonna do stuff but then beer happened.
YOU GUYS, I AM NOW MARRIED TO A DOCTOR!!!!!!!!
woot!!! - Derrick
WOOOOOOOOO - lris
*dances and hugs everyone* - lris
Gratz! Trophy husband status achieved. :) - Lnorigb from FFHound!
Turn your head and cough? - Johnny from iPhone
Hey, I don't talk about our personal life in public, Johnny... oh wait, I saw what you did there... - Zamms
Does your wife know about this? - Steele Lawman
*rimshot* - Zamms
shut the front door! (tell her congrats) - Meg VMeg
I will! I will also shut the front door. - Zamms
GREAT NEWS!!!!... um, so i have this pain on my left side? - MoTO Moca Blend
Yeah, and I've got this rash... - Melly
Were these ailments caused by the social networking between Broadway producers, directors, and writers? - Zamms
By "social networking" you mean what exactly? - MoTO Moca Blend
In the sociological sense, not the interwebs sense. - Zamms
"Ooh babe, that's SO GOOD! Hey, while you're down there... does that look infected to you?" #ThingsNOTtoDoOnYourHoneymoon <Ducks & runs> - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ from Android
Ducks and Runs are also #ThingsNOTtoDoOnYourHoneymoon - Zamms
Truth. - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ from Android
With a song title like "I Like to Rock", I shouldn't expect poetry, and yet... http://www.youtube.com/watch...
With a song title like "I Like to Rock", I shouldn't expect poetry, and yet... http://youtu.be/YlcY_enzwmI
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Rock and Hot do not really rhyme. - Zamms
Helix doing their best AC/DC impression: http://youtu.be/xHmZPIYYqWo
"Michael J. Fox, star of TV's Spin City and the Back To The Future films, once auditioned for the bass player position in the band." FACT: http://www.planethelix.com/Facts... - Zamms
I know, right? I mean, really? - Zamms
I have made 12,270 comments on FriendFeed and I'm pretty sure 38% of them are about Helix.
Metal Church, cos why not? http://www.youtube.com/watch...
Metal Church, cos why not? http://youtu.be/TLpLYxUM2Gc
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now i want to listen to Badlands. - holly #ravingfangirl
This is better than I remembered... - Zamms
Conveniently, "Winter's Call" is recommended at the end of "Badlands"... - Zamms
In other news, Kieran has announced he is pooping! Now he's singing "Butt butt buttbuttbutt! Butt butt buttbuttbutt! Butt butt buttbuttbutt! Butt butt buttbuttbutt!"
"Wipe wipe wipewipewipe! Wipe wipe wipewipewipe! Wipe wipe wipewipewipe!" - Zamms
Now he's singing Skrillex. Yes, it's possible. - Zamms
we must get Kieran and J together. MUST. - Catherine Pellegrino
Dinner of champions.
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But what is Kieran having? - Derrick
Applesauce, blueberries, strawberries, a banana, more food pending... - Zamms
Naturally. - Derrick
Tortilla chips now. - Zamms
Sweet mother of fuck, that Gareth Bale goal last night was stunning. https://www.youtube.com/watch...
I'm gonna watch it again right now. - Zamms
Who was that who had the header in the box to get the ball to the outside? Cos that header is the unsung hero of that whole sequence. - Zamms
I thought he said Carvajal, but my connection is kinda crap. - Jennifer Dittrich
Yup, it was Carvajal, well spotted! So awesome. - Zamms
LIGHTHOUSE TOFU.
I only kind of like soondubu. Do they have other stuff on the menu? Cause I can eat galbi and bulgogi and japchae FOR DAYS. - Derrick
Yeah, it's a full Korean restaurant. It's really good, and I am dying to go back. - Zamms
You what they say: go big or go home and listen to Mr. Big instead.
Facebook doesn't like it when you like a lot of pages in rapid succession. #worklife
Also, I shouldn't be taking a break from computer work to check shit on my phone, but there it is. - Zamms from iPhone
"Children weren't precious then. It was the 60s."
Yesterday was the Red Wedding of electronic resources in our office. Or the Death Star visits Alderaan moment. Or Nic Cage in a bee cage scene... I'm struggling with additional metaphors... the part where the football hits Moleman in the groin?
Bambi vs. Godzilla? - Steele Lawman
More like Mothra vs an even lesser monster... - Zamms from iPhone
#truemetalconfessions: I owned Paula Abdul's "Vibeology" on cassette single.
Hm, I had "Rush Rush" - Meg VMeg
Blame it on the Rain. - Jennifer Dittrich
you mean CASSINGLE. lingo is important. - Big Joe Silence
I completely forgot they were called that. - Zamms
lol, cassingle. - Derrick
I had Rush Rush as well, I borrowed it from a friend and never gave it back. Forever Your Girl was the first CD I ever bought. - Melly
I can't remember my first cassingle. Pretty sure I still have a few somewhere. - Melly
I also had Tone Loc's Wild Thing on cassingle. The only cassettes I have left are Falco's Greatest Hits and a bootleg of Carrie: The Musical. - Zamms
I have a case of cassettes. I need to just get the damn albums on iTunes and be done with them. - Melly
Oh! Oh... Hmm... #cryptic
Oh *sigh* - Zamms
Don't tell Guinness about my St. Pauli Girl.
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Also, punk rock ist nicht tot. - Zamms
Antici... pation.
There is seemingly a limitless amount of mulch in my yard.
The Lee Majors Bionic Hearing Aid. Actual product.
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