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Zamms

Zamms

Understand who are you dealing and prey on my insecurities accordingly.
Today: Benihana. The last Falco album I needed for my collection. And Kieran declaring how much he thinks Def Leppard rocks. I'm so suburban.
Researching non-Apple laptops. Preferences?
My next laptop would be a Lenovo. - Julian
Any specific make? What do you like about them? - Zamms
I need to do that soon (not research, buy). Best guess is that it will be a Lenovo, despite my historic fondness for Gateway. (Or possibly an Acer, of which Gateway is a brand.) Lenovo has excellent rep. for keyboards (IBM, basically) and seems to configure notebooks sensibly. In a way, you're buying an updated IBM notebook. - Walt Crawford
i have a Lenovo Ideapad. i loves it a lot. - holly #ravingfangirl
How am I supposed to take your Dr. Oz spam email seriously if you misspell "foreskin"?
The Southampton v Sunderland highlights were FREQUENTLY laugh-out-loud funny. http://www.nbcsports.com/soccer...
Oh, wow, that fourth goal. I just feel so bad for that guy. Ditto the keeper on the 6th. - Jennifer Dittrich
The fourth goal was the funniest. The last two were just Southampton taking advantage of Sunderland's broken minds. - Zamms
I hope that is that goalkeeper's worst day ever. - Steele Lawman
Corn crepes with pumpkin filling
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Ooh, is that a little shpritzle of parm on top? - Marie
It is indeed! - Zamms
Crepes.
Corn crepes with pumpkin cheese filling. Nutella crepes tomorrow! - Zamms from iPhone
pumpkin cheese?? but...since when does cheese come from pumpkins??? - Sir Shuping is just sir
You're silly! :D - Zamms from iPhone
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER. That is all.
Sad that I can't retweet this. - Joe
K: "I want to watch Caillou. Or cricket. Let's watch cricket."
I need to get him a West Indies shirt. - Zamms
India is up to 279-2 in the 44th over. Kieran has long since fallen asleep. - Zamms
My son talks a lot about how his body wants to do one thing (i.e. misbehave) but his brain tells him to do something else (i.e. behave). I am thinking of this as my body takes me to a meeting room and my brain tells me not to go in.
PROOF.
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Do desktops gave ring tones? because I hear Kenny Loggins' Danger Zone. - Micah from FFHound(roid)!
oh my god, desktops need ring tones - Meg VMeg
I was thinking 2 Legit 2 Quit. - Zamms from iPhone
I accidentally saved him in "stretch" mode: https://www.dropbox.com/s... Terrifying. - Meg VMeg
YIKES - jambina
It's like 40 years after Neo chose the blue pill. - Meg VMeg
I keep forgetting I set this as my wallpaper until I hit that Show Desktop button... - Zamms
I switched to one of those pics of Melanie Griffith's family members and the lion. - Meg VMeg
WAIT WHUT? - Zamms from iPhone
Exxxxxxxxxxactly - Meg VMeg
My standard response to every question involves the phrase "rocks a mic like a vandal" which is why I don't respond to many questions anymore.
I have less of a question, more of a statement- I have observed that you wax chumps like a candle - Pete : Team Marina
It's true, I do! - Zamms
My grandfather passed away 20 years ago this November. At his wake, my family had blown up a bunch of pictures of him to display, and there was one picture from when he was in his 20s that looked EXACTLY like me. My grandmother walked up to me and said, "It's amazing, isn't it? And now you know what you will look like when you're dead, too!"
She also pranked the funeral home director: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU EMBALMED HIM? I DIDN'T WANT HIM EMBALMED? Just kidding!" - Zamms
You have quite the grandmother! - lris
Yeah, she's pretty fantastic. When she turned 80 she told everyone she reached the age of integrity so she could now say exactly what she thought about everything. I never noticed the difference. - Zamms
Ha! - lris from Android
Can I like this thread more than once? - Catherine Pellegrino
I love your grandmother. - laura x from iPhone
my first-cousin-once-removed is 81, and she's like that. She crosses the street wherever she wants saying, "they're going to stop - they won't hit an old lady." - Stephan!e•CogSc!L!brar!an
Classical music drinking game: drink every time Neville Marriner is the conductor.
Drink every time a French horn bobbles a note. - Kirsten from Android
And another when Anne-Sophie Mutter is the featured violinist. - Julian
Tea must be sipped! I get all dreamy, tho, when I hear "the academy of St. Martin in the Fields, conducted by Neville Marriner." Sounds like a country resort or something. With tea! - Stephan!e•CogSc!L!brar!an
In case of tornado warning, do I bring the chinchilla to the storm cellar lest he be whisked away to Chinchilloz?
Disclaimers: no tornado warning in my area and I don't even have a storm cellar. Your miles to Chinchilloz may vary. - Zamms
Still at least a bit calm out there... - Julian
Not too bad up here right now, tho I guess we've got a deluge coming around 2:30. Also: I am way too obsessed with the weather. - Zamms
Hello, Vienna calling. http://youtu.be/9MVMl9DSHnI
"A comedian who sold out Madison Square Garden" is a surprisingly chilling phrase.
who? - Meg VMeg
DON'T SAY GALLAGHER - Meg VMeg
WRONG DECADE! - Zamms
Anyway, Dane Cook. - Zamms
So much Carcassone...
this better not be a complaint. - holly #ravingfangirl
Not at all! It's just that we've had the game since September 4 and have played it 40 times. And it would have been more if I hadn't been laid up with the flu for a week, - Zamms
it is the bestest game of all of the games, so... - holly #ravingfangirl
IT KNOCKED DIXIT OFF ITS PERCH! Which is good, cos I'm running out of stories for the card with the gold ring around the braid of hair. - Zamms
I ain't braggin' when I say that by this time next week, I will own every Falco album.
Nope, that's not bragging. 😜 - Stephen Francoeur
Har-de-har! - Zamms from iPhone
One more to go! - Zamms from iPhone
I ate that in a way I would be embarrassed if anyone suddenly stopped by my cube.
I managed to decorate my white shirt with Korean food during my lunch. Good think I have a Tide pen thinger. - ellbeecee
See, I would just tie-dye my shirt after lunch while wearing it. - Zamms
Spent the day at Hershey Chocolate World. The best part of the factory tour ride is when the narrator says the milk in Hershey's milk chocolate gives it "extra nutritional value."
Wow, you are only 45 minutes from my home. - Janet from FFHound!
Where y'at? We're actually in DC and drove the 2 hours up! - Zamms from iPhone
i love that place! - Marie
I am on the outskirts of Denver, more toward Kleinfeltersville. - Janet
Probably not Denver, CO. - Joe from iPod
Putting a beer in my calorie counter now cos I *know* I'll want one later...
IT'S LATER NOW!!! - Zamms from iPhone
It kills me every time that Xbox is using Prisencolinensinainciusol in the Forza Horizon 2 ad. In the United States. http://youtu.be/xfSJEWNTvo4
To be fair, I suspect someone in the ad agency is just a big Boing Boing fan: http://boingboing.net/2009... - Zamms
Whoa, what? They do? Link? - Meg VMeg
Holy shit, that's hilarious. - Meg VMeg
I thought it was an inspired choice. - Zamms
Hell, if I want to sing along with "Hello Hooray" while walking down the corridors of an august governmental bureau, it's my prerogative!
This applies to "My Prerogative" as well. - Zamms
Extra points if you tell the first person you see, "I made this money, you didn't." - Corinne L
MOISTLY is a word, apparently.
nope - jambina
Right? I am trying to figure out how to do something moistly. - Zamms
Me and Joe.
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Also, SOMEONE BOUGHT ME A BIDEN CUT-OUT. - Zamms
BUT WHO? - Zamms
I put him in my 70s room. For some reason it seemed just right. - Zamms
zamms, you do watch Parks & Recreation, don't you? - holly #ravingfangirl
I don't, but I know he had a cameo recently. Because as VP HE CAN DO WHATEVER HE WANTS. - Zamms
Leslie Knope (Amy Poehler's character) worships Joe Biden. :) - holly #ravingfangirl
As she should. - Zamms
I WANT HIM TO BUY ME ICE CREAM: http://jezebel.com/joe-bid... - Zamms
You should take him to the ice cream parlor, surely *someone* would buy you ice cream. - Meg VMeg
OH MY GOD, MEG.
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ICE CREAM GETS THE BIDEN BUMP! - Zamms
The bump abidens. - Micah from FFHound(roid)!
will I get fired if I make this my desktop background at work? - Meg VMeg
Are you kidding? You'll get an insta-promotion. - Micah from FFHound(roid)!
I mean, I've done it: http://ff.im/1krG17 - Zamms
If that is the picture from yesterday that is no mere ice cream that he is eating, it is Salt n Straw. It's like the king of ice cream. - Joe "The Anvil" Pierce
Joe Biden doesn't mess around. - Zamms from iPhone
Hehehe love it - Heather Piwowar from iPhone
The part if that picture you don't see is how for him to get that ice cream and picture they shut down Alberta street basically Tons of police protection the street was blocked lots of businesses were inaccessible. I know a lot of people that live in the area. It was crazy. - Joe "The Anvil" Pierce from iPhone
It's that way pretty much anywhere the Pres or VP go, no matter who's in office. Obama's been down here this week and there have been updates on traffic, etc. because of how his security/entourage affects everything. - Spidra Webster
You've just described every street around a duckpin bowling alley Joe's been visiting EVERY DAY since he's taken office. - Zamms
ÖSTERBIDEN IN REVERSE.
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The HILLS are alive with the sound of BIDEN! - Zamms
KAPOW! - kendrak
"Chris, what did you do on your birthday?" "Not much. Photoshopped Biden into a picture of the Alps." - Zamms
I'm making cabbage for dinner. - kendrak
YUM! - Zamms
BIDEN BUMP! - Zamms
BIDEN IN THE ALPS EATING ICE CREAM BUMP: http://jezebel.com/joe-bid... - Zamms
REAL AMERICAN HERO - kendrak
Biden.
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Biden Biden Biden Biden Biden Biden Biden Biden Biden Biden Biden Biden Biden Biden Biden Biden Biden Biden Biden Biden Biden Biden Biden Biden Biden Biden Biden Biden Biden Biden Biden Biden Biden. - Zamms
Biden. - Zamms
Biden. - Zamms
:-D BIDEN! :-D - Julian
Yes! - Zamms
don't you have a lifesize cutout of that dude? - jambina
Yes. Yes I do. http://ff.im/1ggye4 - Zamms
fun thing - jambina
Biden eats ice cream bump: http://jezebel.com/joe-bid... - Zamms
If you email me every week, suddenly money will appear like magic and I will buy your stuff.
*sends email to zamms* - holly #ravingfangirl from iPhone
By the way, money did appear like magic and I bought his stuff. SO WHO'S THE ASSHOLE NOW? - Zamms
imma start emailing you right now. - holly #ravingfangirl
Sorry, the last fiscal year closed! - Zamms
That just means the new fiscal year is starting and he'll be flush again. - Steele Lawman
Semantics. - Zamms from iPhone
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