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Zamms

Zamms

Understand who are you dealing and prey on my insecurities accordingly.
I HAVE NEWS.
DO YOU? - RepoRat
I DO! - Zamms
is it the news i think it is? - kendrak
are you becoming president?? - Sir Shuping is just sir
Kendra: It's not the news you think it is. Andrew: No, no, no, they're not THAT crazy! - Zamms
GOOD LORD LEAVE US HANGING MAN - kendrak
No? Why not?? It would be awesome! You could appoint Kendra and Jennifer as the first co-cabinets of Soccer Ministry! - Sir Shuping is just sir
I am building this up way too much... - Zamms
At this point you'd better have invented a flying car or something - lris from Android
wait wait Zamms invented a flying car?! WELL DANG, THAT SURE IS NEWS. - RepoRat
BREAKING NEWS: Flying car invented by FF regular. Film at 11! - Catherine Pellegrino
*runs over to Wikipedia to edit Zamms's page* - RepoRat
*posts it to Twitter* - Catherine Pellegrino
*starts a rumor that the car will have limited release, with ff receiving first purchase option* - Marie
Better be a hybrid. - Joe
*goes to remove flying car reference from Wikipedia page* *realize I don't have a Wikipedia page* *sighs* - Zamms
*goes to create Zamms's's's Wikipedia page* - bentley
*creates a website for zamms's flying car business* - Sir Shuping is just sir
So you have news? - Stephen Mack from iPhone
Maybe... - Zamms
So .... ? - Mary B: #TeamMonique
(do you have ebola?) - Stephan!e•CogSc!L!brar!an
where is the news?? we must know! - Sir Shuping is just sir
Is this all just some big Huey Lewis joke? - Steele Lawman
Ha, I'd like to meet his tailor.
FriendFeed spam accounts are just the cutest thing ever! Like, even cuter than Google+ ones!
there are friendfeed spam accounts?? - Sir Shuping is just sir
Reinventing how I handle email on a whim. WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?
Well that didn't work. TIME TO REINVENT IT AGAIN! - Zamms
Spree candy gives me hope. And sugar. Mostly sugar. But also hope.
chewy spree was once a regular fixture in my life. But no more. It's a cruel mistress. - ellbeecee
I can't eat them all the time, but once a year maybe, they are DELIGHTFUL. - Zamms
I'm not really foreign, you know. I just do it to appear more sophisticated.
My crepe truck buddies profiled on French TV: http://www.francetvinfo.fr/etats-u...
Yes, I realize all my posts now are about crepes and Falco. - Zamms
you have a type. - kendrak
I am beginning to think that the problem with librarians is we read too much.
THIS IS WHY I DON'T READ ANYTHING BUT WHEN SATURDAY COMES - kendrak
It's better than most things! - Zamms
She's Uzbeki, you know.
J: "I win!" K: "Dammit. OOO SORRY!"
The rain in Bahrain falls mainly on Dar Kulaib, which doesn't quite rhyme with Bahrain, which is why we went with Spain instead.
But the Planet Donut & Bakery in Dar Kulaib has good reviews. - Zamms
I was in Bahrain a bunch but mostly in Manama. I don't recall particularly good or bad donuts. - Christina Pikas
I don't think I could visit Manama. I'd just have that Muppet Show song stuck in my head the entire time: https://www.youtube.com/watch... - Zamms
Do do do do do! - bentley
Today: Benihana. The last Falco album I needed for my collection. And Kieran declaring how much he thinks Def Leppard rocks. I'm so suburban.
Researching non-Apple laptops. Preferences?
My next laptop would be a Lenovo. - Julian
Any specific make? What do you like about them? - Zamms
I need to do that soon (not research, buy). Best guess is that it will be a Lenovo, despite my historic fondness for Gateway. (Or possibly an Acer, of which Gateway is a brand.) Lenovo has excellent rep. for keyboards (IBM, basically) and seems to configure notebooks sensibly. In a way, you're buying an updated IBM notebook. - Walt Crawford
i have a Lenovo Ideapad. i loves it a lot. - holly #ravingfangirl
How am I supposed to take your Dr. Oz spam email seriously if you misspell "foreskin"?
The Southampton v Sunderland highlights were FREQUENTLY laugh-out-loud funny. http://www.nbcsports.com/soccer...
Oh, wow, that fourth goal. I just feel so bad for that guy. Ditto the keeper on the 6th. - Jennifer Dittrich
The fourth goal was the funniest. The last two were just Southampton taking advantage of Sunderland's broken minds. - Zamms
I hope that is that goalkeeper's worst day ever. - Steele Lawman
Corn crepes with pumpkin filling
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Ooh, is that a little shpritzle of parm on top? - Marie
It is indeed! - Zamms
Crepes.
Corn crepes with pumpkin cheese filling. Nutella crepes tomorrow! - Zamms from iPhone
pumpkin cheese?? but...since when does cheese come from pumpkins??? - Sir Shuping is just sir
You're silly! :D - Zamms from iPhone
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER. That is all.
Sad that I can't retweet this. - Joe
K: "I want to watch Caillou. Or cricket. Let's watch cricket."
I need to get him a West Indies shirt. - Zamms
India is up to 279-2 in the 44th over. Kieran has long since fallen asleep. - Zamms
My son talks a lot about how his body wants to do one thing (i.e. misbehave) but his brain tells him to do something else (i.e. behave). I am thinking of this as my body takes me to a meeting room and my brain tells me not to go in.
PROOF.
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Do desktops gave ring tones? because I hear Kenny Loggins' Danger Zone. - Micah from FFHound(roid)!
oh my god, desktops need ring tones - Meg VMeg
I was thinking 2 Legit 2 Quit. - Zamms from iPhone
I accidentally saved him in "stretch" mode: https://www.dropbox.com/s... Terrifying. - Meg VMeg
YIKES - jambina
It's like 40 years after Neo chose the blue pill. - Meg VMeg
I keep forgetting I set this as my wallpaper until I hit that Show Desktop button... - Zamms
I switched to one of those pics of Melanie Griffith's family members and the lion. - Meg VMeg
WAIT WHUT? - Zamms from iPhone
Exxxxxxxxxxactly - Meg VMeg
My standard response to every question involves the phrase "rocks a mic like a vandal" which is why I don't respond to many questions anymore.
I have less of a question, more of a statement- I have observed that you wax chumps like a candle - Pete : Team Marina
It's true, I do! - Zamms
My grandfather passed away 20 years ago this November. At his wake, my family had blown up a bunch of pictures of him to display, and there was one picture from when he was in his 20s that looked EXACTLY like me. My grandmother walked up to me and said, "It's amazing, isn't it? And now you know what you will look like when you're dead, too!"
She also pranked the funeral home director: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU EMBALMED HIM? I DIDN'T WANT HIM EMBALMED? Just kidding!" - Zamms
You have quite the grandmother! - lris
Yeah, she's pretty fantastic. When she turned 80 she told everyone she reached the age of integrity so she could now say exactly what she thought about everything. I never noticed the difference. - Zamms
Ha! - lris from Android
Can I like this thread more than once? - Catherine Pellegrino
I love your grandmother. - laura x from iPhone
my first-cousin-once-removed is 81, and she's like that. She crosses the street wherever she wants saying, "they're going to stop - they won't hit an old lady." - Stephan!e•CogSc!L!brar!an
Classical music drinking game: drink every time Neville Marriner is the conductor.
Drink every time a French horn bobbles a note. - Kirsten from Android
And another when Anne-Sophie Mutter is the featured violinist. - Julian
Tea must be sipped! I get all dreamy, tho, when I hear "the academy of St. Martin in the Fields, conducted by Neville Marriner." Sounds like a country resort or something. With tea! - Stephan!e•CogSc!L!brar!an
In case of tornado warning, do I bring the chinchilla to the storm cellar lest he be whisked away to Chinchilloz?
Disclaimers: no tornado warning in my area and I don't even have a storm cellar. Your miles to Chinchilloz may vary. - Zamms
Still at least a bit calm out there... - Julian
Not too bad up here right now, tho I guess we've got a deluge coming around 2:30. Also: I am way too obsessed with the weather. - Zamms
Hello, Vienna calling. http://youtu.be/9MVMl9DSHnI
"A comedian who sold out Madison Square Garden" is a surprisingly chilling phrase.
who? - Meg VMeg
DON'T SAY GALLAGHER - Meg VMeg
WRONG DECADE! - Zamms
Anyway, Dane Cook. - Zamms
So much Carcassone...
this better not be a complaint. - holly #ravingfangirl
Not at all! It's just that we've had the game since September 4 and have played it 40 times. And it would have been more if I hadn't been laid up with the flu for a week, - Zamms
it is the bestest game of all of the games, so... - holly #ravingfangirl
IT KNOCKED DIXIT OFF ITS PERCH! Which is good, cos I'm running out of stories for the card with the gold ring around the braid of hair. - Zamms
I ain't braggin' when I say that by this time next week, I will own every Falco album.
Nope, that's not bragging. 😜 - Stephen Francoeur
Har-de-har! - Zamms from iPhone
One more to go! - Zamms from iPhone
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