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with new girlfriend, in morning peed on campfire coals, tent she's asleep in fills with urine steam...still not forgiven #campingfail
yeah, bitch!! RT @highwaystar: Dear @Ecigratings - why did you steal my friend cocktailnerd 's domain name?
The Mojito; A Tropical Favorite - http://www.cocktailnerd.com/2011...
no wrinkle shirt, my ass. #labelsthatlie
Summer Drinks Everyone Can Enjoy - http://www.cocktailnerd.com/2011...
Me: 'eyan, before you turn 24, you *must* own a red velvet couch.'. Eyan: 'why, does it get bitches?' #truestory
has a 140% chance of drinking this evening.
Hillcrest Hospital, when this lady says, 'I had 140% chance of dying,' in your commercial? AMAZING! http://twitpic.com/5ckj1a
Hillcrest Hospital, when this lady says, 'I had 140% chance of dying,' in your commercial? AMAZING! http://twitpic.com/5ckj1a
An Old Drink with a Contemporary Twist - http://www.cocktailnerd.com/2011...
5 Classic Drink Recipes for Any Occasion - http://www.cocktailnerd.com/2011...
Excitement about vintage console turntable, meet misguided purchases at retro clothing store http://twitpic.com/522vgk
Excitement about vintage console turntable, meet misguided purchases at retro clothing store http://twitpic.com/522vgk
"Dude! Watch out, you'll scratch the record doing that!!" - Eyan Szaszko (12 years old) #thingsmysonsaysthatmakemeproud
"Sometimes you just have to say 'excuse me' and shove it right in!" #thingmymotherinlawsays (at Easter)
Why hello there, Arkansas! Good to see you reinforcing every hackneyed stereotype about your fine folk. http://twitpic.com/4myr93
Why hello there, Arkansas! Good to see you reinforcing every hackneyed stereotype about your fine folk. http://twitpic.com/4myr93
Lemon Hart 151 right to my door? Don't mind if I do: http://www.drinkupny.com/Lemon_H...
Dear iPhone, if you replace 'shit' with 'shot' one more damned time, I'm going to do something involving one or the other with grave malice
Dear HS Seniors, if you *must* choose a Lynyrd Skynyrd song for your class song, you want 'Tuesday's Gone', not 'Freebird.' Thank me later.
is going to practice his withering glances today, has been taking lessons. (from his cats)
Into good YA fantasy or, hell, just a good yarn? My close friend is releasing a book today worth your attention: http://www.amazon.com/False-P...
Watching #hellskitchen may not be the best idea when the wife is starting her first professional restaurant position tomorrow, just sayin'
Absentmindedly but enthusiastically singing 'Wig in a Box' in a grocery store in OK *will* earn you suspicious looks, you've been warned
RT @Syfy: I'm giving away a #Battlestar series BluRay set to someone who retweets this note by 5pmPT on 11/12 http://twitpic.com/35369b
RT @Syfy: I'm giving away a #Battlestar series BluRay set to someone who retweets this note by 5pmPT on 11/12 http://twitpic.com/35369b
Ate at a restaurant this morning that had a sign-up form for discounted ambulance service in the condiment caddy #signsyoushouldleave
In Smallville, USA this is considered an effective marketing campaign it seems: http://twitpic.com/35vwp2
In Smallville, USA this is considered an effective marketing campaign it seems: http://twitpic.com/35vwp2
RT @alcademics: Cocktails that smell (good, hopefully) NYC Astor Center, Friday. http://www.astorcenternyc.com/class-t...
RT @livethelushlife: How do you improve the Chartreuse Swizzle? Add a third straw with @cocktailnerd and @kaiserpenguin. http://www.kaiserpenguin.com/improve...
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