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RT @bphogan: When you don’t understand or care about what your employees do, you have no other way to manage them than by making sure they come to work.

March 4 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

The song "Landspeeder Search/Attack of the Sand People" most accurately portrays my emotional state during debugging: http://www.rdio.com/artist...

March 3 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Agile waterfalls shouldn't be a thing, right?

February 27 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Darth Vader + Unicycle + Bagpipes, this morning at Portland Comic Con. http://twitter.yfrog.com/mbz9haz...

February 24 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Taking my sons to the Portland Comic Con Sunday. It's like nerd church.

February 24 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

FGDDD: find-grep-dired-driven development. #emacs

February 23 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

It bet takes a lot to overcome an http://www.aol.com/ email address.

February 21 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I guess we like @BlackRockCoffee ... https://twitter.com/wbruce...

February 21 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Something no one sane said, ever: "Boy, I sure do miss having a VPN."

February 21 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Current Status: Having all the right discussions with all the wrong people.

February 21 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I've had bad days, but I've never been Hilton Botha.

February 21 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Thanks to Senator @RonWyden -- enjoyed our one-on-one chat on the Senate Intelligence Committee & govt transparency. https://twitter.com/wbruce...

February 20 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

OH: "I think you have a faulty assumption about random numbers." -- @ReinH

February 19 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Historically, eating spaghetti defies all my attempts at stomach capacity estimation. Food comas make for bad retrospectives.

February 17 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Can someone point me to a good open source example of a Clojure web service with relational DB persistence? #clojure

February 17 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

There's nothing like hand-grinding espresso to make you appreciate electricity. (And by that I mean "nothing more whiny and privileged.")

February 16 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Favorite error encountered this week: "Nonce failure." Nerds.

February 15 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

The hardest thing about learning and [really] practicing a new skill is breaking into the community that surrounds it.

February 15 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

How long until there's a zombie movie set on a cruise ship?

February 15 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @GoreHore: @amandapalmer the new video for #thebedsong is absolutely brilliant I have already watched it 5 times in the last half an hour

February 14 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Thanks to everyone who wished me a happy birthday!

February 1 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

OH: I'm sure whatever it is, NASA can finish it up for you. (@mariaguttierez' husband to us, working too late in her kitchen.)

February 1 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Funny that, for me, a trip to Tesco is a quest to a strange and foreign wonderland. Thanks, @mariagutierrez!

January 30 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

2 x 30 minute WiFi session limit at AMS. Thankfully I brought a whole bag of Apples to alternate.

January 29 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

You know you're in Amsterdam when suddenly Google News decides you need a whole lot of doubled vowels.

January 29 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Mid-way through that particular type of severe procrastination I reserve for packing for a long trip.

January 27 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Too drunk to dissemble, too smart to not knowingly avoid questions that would escape dissembling.

January 24 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I'm not sure what bacon-soaked angostura bitters are for (besides everything, obviously), but I'm willing to try.

January 24 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

You can't say "cause célèbre" without sounding like a douche. Fact. There's probably a similar rule about pedantically typing accents.

January 20 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

My son's (1st-2nd Grade) basketball team has decided to rename themselves the "Beards." They are now chanting it. #portlandia

January 18 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share