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Shut yo face fo I punch you up in yo man business! *shakes fist*
My true awesomeness always shines through during one on one conversations.
I wanna mud stomp my phone sometimes. So much for a quality conversation with the bestie @ItsDanimalZ *growls*
You have a weenie like a christmas tree light
Your ruling planet Venus raises concerns today as she crosses ... More for Taurus http://www.twittascope.com/...
Holler all you want, no one can hear you from under my magic blanket *wiggles eyebrows*
I'm not against donating to help a child in need but it baffles me that hardly anyone donates to the ones right here at our back door
'Use of color' is not about the amount of colors you use but how you use colors in general.
I wonder if Diego Sanchez has ever 'met' Dirty Sanchez?
Incapacitate someone and the right fighting robot could be the perfect murder weapon
You ever see or meet someone that just has that douchy looking face where you look at them and think 'yep, that's a douchebag right there '
Wow... these peanut butter balls are awesome but i dare anyone to eat more than one. I can barely make it through a single ball #rich
I need more metalheads and insomniacs on my timeline... oh, and more people with questionable senses of humor
I wanna know why my house phone has mysteriously stopped working
I got some of that new Loreal 24 hour eye shadow in purple, I'm gonna test it tomorrow. I already know the 24 hour mascara works.
I wonder if power tweeter's brains think in 140 characters or less?
Hope my coffee is done soon, I got this cup too sweet & need to fix it #bleck
Or how about tv shows? I mean if you're really friends with someone then shouldn't these trvial things of life be 2nd best instead of 1st?
And anyway I think I'm allergic to them, allergies were fine until they showed up. Guess I'm allergic to stupid.
Is my house the congregation ground for idiots? *ponders*
I'm cute because I say so, not because of what your eyes can see.
Homemade chicken alfredo with broccoli http://twitter.com/comotiz...
Go home you wierdo
Watchin pawn stars, I love this show
Happy Vanerial... I mean, Valentine's day!
LOl the cat is snoring
Soooo sleepy #bigyawn
Hot pink french tips http://twitter.com/comotiz...
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