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Single parent Friday. Bad timing. At least I'm not, like, speaking at a conference first thing in the morning http://www.techcrunch.com/2009... #whoops
great tribute to @sara and her exceptional design work in the new offices #twitterhq http://blog.michellekaufmann.com/...
At wynn las vegas with @wynnlasvegas. Literalism is a wonderful thing.
Preparing for Twitter board meeting on Friday the 13th.
Again, we learn business ideas that seemed great in my sleep prove disappointing in the harsh light of consciousness #freegoatsdotcom
I'm going back to the Blackberry. I have to be able to type and pretend i'm paying attention to what you're saying at the same time.
Ah, San Francisco on Halloween. Gin, meet Tonic.
well done RT @joe_schmucky I hear @dickc is going as Twitter business model for Halloween. Everyone will spend all night guessing what he is
Urban Jeopardy: There are 2 bridges into the city. One of them is broken, the other is a major tourist destination. "What is TRAFFIC, Alex?"
Seems like there are enough verbs that "garnish" shouldn't have to mean both "to take money from" and "to sprinkle parsley on"
Gourmet magazine and Smith and Hawken are both out of business? The war on casual elegance is in full swing! Hide the Riedel wine glasses!
@danielleu...dinner with @rcbl and the family in larkspur. now he knows the family is real and we are beginning to question YOUR existence!
I am reminded by @shellen that if there is a "noun as a verb" that is funnier than "pants", I can't think of it
An email, a phone call, and a giant chocolate wedge are competing for my attention. At 12pm PT, I will attempt the seldom seen chocumailcall
getting two new emails for every one I send. new strategy is introduce the even senders to the odd senders & remove myself from the equation
Results of packing for new york at 2am: In manhattan with 3 phone chargers, no laptop power cord, 3 pairs of glasses, no (extra) pants
For this dude in the parking lot, it appears as though sometime around 1am on Saturday, vodka became the solution instead of the problem.
When the film "Leaving Las Vegas" makes you think "We should go to Vegas right now", you officially have a problem. Maybe more than 1
Trying to figure out where in the office to hide the latest round of funding. Every place seems like the obvious place to look!
Macarthur genius grants are announced & again my friend Gary & the guy who invented raisins were robbed. The case for gary is more murky
Working Saturday night. Well, working & thinking. The thinking is more like drinking and staring. The working is really more typing, I guess
There should be a word for when you overfill a burrito tortilla such that you can't close the burrito. A word other than "stupid".
@kevinmarks hey, you trying to get me into trouble? :) I was just trying to imply people will sometimes perceive scarcity where it aint.
Watching video of me at yesterday's TC50 conference. two problems: 1) i'm watching video of myself; 2) i appear to be a bobblehead doll
First full day as Twitter COO tomorrow. Task #1: undermine CEO, consolidate power.
Sat right behind scarlett johansson on flight from paris. She's totally normal looking, in the incredible and stunningly attractive sense
@ajkeen so many requests for presents, so many good children, and only so many elves. Actually, i think that metaphor just blew a valve...
@ajkeen read your piece, I'm @dickc, I mean, you know, @dickc is dick costolo, who is me.
Woman across the aisle just called the flight attendant "bartender". This is the kind of giant step forward in air travel we've needed
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