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I realize I sound like an entitled alcoholic, but am I the only one who thinks "Hendricks Gin Home Delivery" is an idea whose time has come?

Thursday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@greenskeptic @marissa_alex if you write "hendricks martini, very dry, very cold, 3 olives" and my mouth starts watering, is that bad?

Thursday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

United computer outage at O'hare preventing gate agents from plugging into the Matrix

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this is just endlessly funny: http://www.newyorker.com/humor...

June 30 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@schutzler ha! you can start making fun of the yoga when you can beat my time in today's Crossfit workout "Eva": 48:20 http://www.crossfit.com/mt-arch...

June 30 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@om I thought meetings were for improving your mafia wars score?

June 30 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

yoga instructor tells us to find that calm center that's always in you, but there are bats and an old lady with a saw in my calm center

June 30 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Is it really a coup if they just fly you to Costa Rica? Because I generally think of a coup as "something i wouldn't want to happen to me"

June 29 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Supreme Crt rules 8-1 school violated teen's rights by strip-searching her for Advil. In dissent Clarence Thomas scribbled "i m not crazee!"

June 26 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"I have spent the last 5 days of my life crying in Argentina." I would've gone with "AT&T assured me I had an internat'l roaming plan"

June 24 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

The Sanford story is so stupid that you have to assume that this is the nitwit story he invented to cover up for something even worse.

June 24 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Boy, if you'd told me that there would be another Governor that Blagojevich could look at and say "Well, at least i wasn't THAT stupid"...

June 24 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Signs this interview is going poorly: questions starting to sound an awful lot like those Harrison Ford posed to replicants in Blade Runner

June 23 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Dept of Bureaucrats not on message, Iranian Govt: "Claims over 100% eligible ballots cast in 170 cities are wrong; it happened in 50 cities"

June 22 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@quintanaroo and @rcbl told me that his dog "knows how to let itself out" while he's out of town. What a poser.

June 17 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@reduced i'm allergic to cats. The dysfunction, you know i love, but how many times do we need to have the allergies-trump-drama discussion?

June 17 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

i'll say this for LA: it makes no pretense about being someplace else. It is unabashedly Los Angeles and it likes itself in the mirror.

June 17 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@rcbl all due respect, you're snorting bourbon and plank smoked bacon in manhattan while i'm stuck in a seaside eugene o'neill play.

June 17 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

this couple in the hotel bar is seriously challenging the ongoing credibility of the phrase "there is a time and a place for everything"

June 17 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@seth quiznos? not "boston" enough?

June 17 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

yet another email to a friend went into their spam folder because of my name. I can only imagine the difficulties for people named c1a!is

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Headed to Los Angeles. Can't wait to see if they've finally finished paving it.

June 16 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

will see if i can work "liar liar, pants on fire" into my 2pm videoconference, or possibly "you ALWAYS take her side!"

June 15 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

just said "i'll bet you a thousand dollars" on a conference call.

June 15 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Dreamed I invented "leather diamonds"; let this serve as the archetypal counterpoint to "you get some of your best ideas in your sleep"

June 14 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

What I learned working from home w/ spouse out of town: Somebody called "the operator" answers & won't connect to room service when I dial 0

June 11 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Next time i get "can you have your assistant call my assistant?", I'm going to reply, "My assistant is in prison, you'll have to go thru me"

June 8 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@fredwilson I've always said you were a keyboard guy. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

June 8 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@rcbl Peace be upon you and whatnot

June 8 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"Murph": Run 1 Mile, 100 pullups, 200 pushups, 300 squats, Run 1 Mile. 43:20 Beat my age. #crossfit http://www.windycitycrossfit.com/windyci...

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