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“I was at an office today where three people said "all things being equal". I guess it's an office where, generally speaking, all things are.”

Wednesday at 3:25 pm - Link

That's officially on the "phrases we'd like to see off" list near my desk. - matt shobe

does that go for the economaniacal "ceteris paribus" as well? - Jeff Christensen

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“@rcbl idea for a pilot. Swedish family moves from Minn to Wisconsin; hilarity ensues. Hook: Family is actually norwegian and doesn't know it”

yesterday at 7:49 am - Link

posted two messages on Twitter

“Snow Patrol's Chasing Cars is a remarkably good soundtrack to lots of videos, with the possible exception of the "chasing cars" video.”

Wednesday at 9:01 pm - Link

“Rewatching the final episode of the sopranos. So great. Couldn't have ended it better myself (and I think we all know how well i end things)”

Wednesday at 8:41 pm - Link

posted a message on Twitter

“I'm no expert on the gospel and whatnot, but i'm pretty sure that the syntax "join hands n' pray" is a bit too, shall we say, informal.”

Wednesday at 3:20 pm - Link

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“Well, its official. The mayor awarded me a key to the city & left it on my nightstand. It looks like remarkably like the locker key I lost”

Tuesday at 6:38 am - Link

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Wait, the mayor left it on your nightstand? Was Mayor Daley sleeping over? - Rob Kniaz

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“Left my phone at home yesterday (or @home as we used to call it in the 90's). No wonder I was so productive (yesterday, not the 90's).”

Tuesday at 6:29 am - Link

Rob Kniaz, Adam Bullied and Sacca liked this

funny...i just did today as well. i'll let you know if i'm a rock star today as well... - don loeb

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“Obama campaign with either a stupid misstep or needs to cut it out with the Bush style retribution behavior. http://tinyurl.com/6c9uhx”

Monday at 6:03 pm - Link

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“moved about 8 feet east across the office to my new desk, Much nicer over here. Sunnier, better class of people, less dirt.”

Monday at 8:59 am - Link

Josh and Sacca liked this

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“20 year old tattoo on the guy next to me. What was once likely a mermaid is now either a blueberry patch or goats eating fire; can't tell”

July 18 at 1:32 pm - Link

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“I just received an email with a legal disclaimer at the bottom that's got to be 2 pages long. The email said "you free for lunch monday?"”

July 18 at 10:25 am - Link

Rodrigues Comandolli liked this

BTW, most of those standard legal disclaimers are not legal anyway (there is no consent from your side) - Julio Alonso

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“on phone with 7 people and am clearly the least intelligent person on the call. Must be same sinking feeling W has during cabinet meetings.”

July 18 at 10:12 am - Link

Christian, Casey and Michelle Darnell liked this

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“guy nxt to me brpught his own hard hat on the flight. Kind of hoping he wears it.”

July 17 at 6:02 pm - Link

posted four messages on Twitter

“@rcbl I was thinking "what are a sinner, a winner, and a tv dinner?" but i like "what are things we inject with chemicals?" a *lot* better”

July 16 at 9:28 pm - Link

“final jeapordy: the answer is Amy Winehouse, Tom Brady, and Bird's Eye Roast Turkey”

July 16 at 9:08 pm - Link

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posted three messages on Twitter

“very cool http://search.twitter.com/”

July 15 at 9:34 am - Link

“Booking yet more expensive air travel.”

July 15 at 8:37 am - Link

“We're torturing a 15 year old? That's just great. http://tinyurl.com/6389cc”

July 15 at 8:29 am - Link

posted a message on Twitter

“the three year old next door came into our kitchen and said "it's raining men". I said "hallelujah" - so why do i get yelled at?”

July 14 at 9:26 pm - Link

Christian, Sacca, Adrienne Van Houten, Cecily Walker and 3 other people liked this

LOL!! - Lindsay Donaghe

posted a message on Twitter

“dick costolo and dick costolo are now friends. Dick found himself through the Delphic Oracle application.”

July 14 at 7:08 pm - Link

Sacca liked this

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“the intersection of the set of guys who ride recumbent bikes and the set of old guys with beards is the set of guys who ride recumbent bikes”

July 13 at 7:12 pm - Link

Paul Buchheit, Oliver Deighton, Christian, Sacca and Peter Fenton liked this

same for the set of guys who ride unicycles and the set of 40 year old men who dress as storm troopers at least once a month. - Christian

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“reminded i should submit this caption every week for every new yorker Caption this cartoon contest: "Well, you don't see that every day".”

July 10 at 9:10 pm - Link

posted a message on Twitter

“To-do list under control. Now to add all the things to the list that i'd left off until it was manageable.”

July 10 at 7:26 am - Link

Michael Sippey and Sacca liked this

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“the new FISA legislation was a huge improvement, and it was probably right to vote for it, but nonetheless politically tone deaf to do so.”

July 10 at 7:20 am - Link

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“I repeatedly learn the lesson that it's not the data but the filters on the data that supply you with amazing insights.”

July 9 at 2:54 pm - Link

eric and Brian Oberkirch liked this

This is Scott Rafer's MO. Find data no one cares about. Give them a way to care about it. - Brian Oberkirch

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“@pkedrosky I'll take that bet.”

July 9 at 2:38 pm - Link

posted a message on Twitter

“Fictional user names in demo's aren't compelling. I suggest you replace John Smith with Putzy McViddles or Clydewell Grigsby.”

July 9 at 6:33 am - Link

Karl, Charlie Nichols Browning, Christian, Harvey Simmons and 2 other people liked this

Writing a bot to autofave @dickc tweets - Brian Oberkirch

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“nothing says time to edit that product design document like midnight.”

July 8 at 9:50 pm - Link

Michael Sippey, Josh, Jason Shellen and Chris Wetherell liked this

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“If I had a nickel for everything named "anything 2.0", i would have enough nickels to kill the next person to name anything "something 2.0"”

July 8 at 7:24 pm - Link

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“The Worrytini : 2 parts Hendricks Gin and a nagging suspicion that your blackberry is in your other pants. The ones in the washer.”

July 8 at 3:57 pm - Link

Josh McFarland, hunter walk and Rob Kniaz liked this

posted a message on Twitter

“Desk almost completely clean. Except for the bear, the mysterious towel, the knife, and card w/ unknown phone number that says call monday.”

July 8 at 8:59 am - Link

posted a message on Twitter

“Opened powerpoint and got a dialog box saying "where the hell have you been? ok/cancel"”

July 8 at 9:00 am - Link

posted a message on Twitter

“Evolution of an entitled employee (me): a) Wow, free bananas! b) We should have organic bananas c) Bananas again? Cant we get strawberries?”

July 7 at 8:06 am - Link

paulm, jenn schachter, Jonathan Betz, Arpit Vaidya and 23 other people liked this

posted two messages on Twitter

“no travel all week. A first since early may.”

July 7 at 8:23 am - Link

“@abatchelor still reading it, but it's well-written and good. The elevator pitch is "Hamlet on a Wisconsin farm, with dogs."”

July 7 at 7:58 am - Link

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