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It's like a cancer that the patient doesn't realize is negatively affecting them but those around the patient feel the negative effects.
Even monsters take showers.
Love is a poor excuse for being retarded.
Fighting clouds isn't for kids anymore!
I dreamed the whole world faded away and it was just you and me left. You just stared in shock, finally you whispered, "Is this freedom?"
We didn't evolve to be happy, we evolved to pursue happiness.
Tofu is my robot's favourite food.
Is that not the stance that Sir William was defeated in?
WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?
Needs a smoke, but doesn't smoke....maybe chewing on a straw is about the same?
I'd rather have an incompetent government running things than evil incompetent corporations.
Discount moon trips, now only $19.95 per ounce. Inquire within.
I never meant to hurt you, I just wanted you to cry and beg for mercy.
is eating a slinky
Start the riots, fight the turtles, free the villagers!!
Dinosaurs are by far the most underrated philosophers of our time.
Tomorrow extremely enlightened and advanced aliens will visit us and give us the gift of pure awesome.
Exploding caffeinated root beer will be the party drug of the 2010s
Days that begin with hot dogs are destined to be good.
F3AR THE CH1CK3N, Battle the [polar] bear, Don't look back. Got it sir?
Dear Diary I love you.
Buckle up boy, this ain't no river jam.
Turns out honey is the cure for everything.
I'm renaming my Todo list "Things I Must Do Before I get a Puppy"
The giant both protects and destroys, despite his good intentions.
The greatest thing you can take from a man is his mind?
BRB defeating the train system
The fall of man was not his experiments with mice, but rather his experiments with himself.
Twitter reminds me of the internet itself 10 years go, "I know there's good stuff here, but where is it?!"
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