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It's like a cancer that the patient doesn't realize is negatively affecting them but those around the patient feel the negative effects.
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Even monsters take showers.
Sunday
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Love is a poor excuse for being retarded.
December 4
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Fighting clouds isn't for kids anymore!
November 20
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I dreamed the whole world faded away and it was just you and me left. You just stared in shock, finally you whispered, "Is this freedom?"
November 18
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We didn't evolve to be happy, we evolved to pursue happiness.
November 9
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Tofu is my robot's favourite food.
November 7
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Is that not the stance that Sir William was defeated in?
November 5
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WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?
November 5
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Hi!
November 1
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Needs a smoke, but doesn't smoke....maybe chewing on a straw is about the same?
October 29
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I'd rather have an incompetent government running things than evil incompetent corporations.
October 26
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Discount moon trips, now only $19.95 per ounce. Inquire within.
October 24
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I never meant to hurt you, I just wanted you to cry and beg for mercy.
October 23
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is eating a slinky
October 22
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Start the riots, fight the turtles, free the villagers!!
October 22
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Dinosaurs are by far the most underrated philosophers of our time.
October 22
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Tomorrow extremely enlightened and advanced aliens will visit us and give us the gift of pure awesome.
October 21
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Exploding caffeinated root beer will be the party drug of the 2010s
October 20
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Days that begin with hot dogs are destined to be good.
October 20
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F3AR THE CH1CK3N, Battle the [polar] bear, Don't look back. Got it sir?
October 14
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Dear Diary I love you.
October 10
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Buckle up boy, this ain't no river jam.
October 1
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Turns out honey is the cure for everything.
September 23
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I'm renaming my Todo list "Things I Must Do Before I get a Puppy"
September 15
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The giant both protects and destroys, despite his good intentions.
September 14
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The greatest thing you can take from a man is his mind?
September 13
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BRB defeating the train system
September 12
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The fall of man was not his experiments with mice, but rather his experiments with himself.
September 11
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Twitter reminds me of the internet itself 10 years go, "I know there's good stuff here, but where is it?!"
September 9
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