craftastrophe

do_sud_thumb("http://img3.etsystatic.com/il_75x7... Always Feel Like Someone is Watching Me") This is funny in the way that your Uncle who thinks he is funny when he really isn’t funny at all, is funny. What a crazy face to great your guests. Imagine the surprise as someone lifts the lid and sees this funny fellow. Are there words [...] - craftastrophe

do_sud_thumb("http://img3.etsystatic.com/il_75x7... Your Own Caption") Ok, the shoe sculpture – whatever. Clever sculptures are a dime a dozen. This one happens to be $24,000, but I’ve seen worse. I mean, I live in Oprah’s neighborhood, where people spend all kinds of stupid money on stupid art. Well, not exactly Oprah’s neighborhood. I guess you could say [...] - craftastrophe

do_sud_thumb("http://img3.etsystatic.com/il_75x7... are ingrates") My Grandmother was a very large lady. When we would go to her house for Sunday dinners she always made fresh homemade buns to go with dinner. Taking the buns piping hot out of the oven, quite often this view is what my brother and I were presented with. And while we [...] - craftastrophe

do_sud_thumb("http://img3.etsystatic.com/il_75x7... borrowed, something blue. Not camo. Blue.") Hello, ladies? There’s a time for camouflage and a time for…anything else. Like on your wedding day. Of course, you could wear them on other occasions. Hookups in the duck blind. Battlefield pole dances. Hit me with your best ideas in the comments. {Source} $27.99 or will trade [...] - craftastrophe

do_sud_thumb("http://img0.etsystatic.com/il_75x7... Ridiculous") This unicorn’s horn is WAY too big for his head. Totally unrealistic. And in any case, anyone who cuts the head off a unicorn gets banished from the Rainbow Village forever. {Source}$16 or a pocketful of magic sparkle dust. Not the same, but still fun:TIMES UP! TIMES UP! TIMES UP! CONTEST: Win a [...] - craftastrophe

do_sud_thumb("http://img1.etsystatic.com/il_75x7... Nice") Hey, Minnesota – being vaguely threatening is Texas’s job. You’re too nice for that. Besides, you shouldn’t be a copycat. {Source} $24 but you can probably find them 3 for $15 at the swap meet Not the same, but still fun:TIMES UP! TIMES UP! TIMES UP! CONTEST: Win a Brother P-Touch Label Maker!TIMES [...] - craftastrophe

do_sud_thumb("http://img2.etsystatic.com/il_570x... Fence Me In") Because nothing says Love like an old, rusty piece of wire? Hope you’re up on your tetanus shots, honey! {Source} $12. Emergency room visits extra. Not the same, but still fun:TIMES UP! TIMES UP! TIMES UP! CONTEST: Win a Brother P-Touch Label Maker!TIMES UP! Giveaway! Hangman NecklaceGIVEAWAY: Fail Whale: Part Deux! [...] - craftastrophe

do_sud_thumb("http://img2.etsystatic.com/il_75x7... Me, Your Bookmark Needs a Brazilian") Bookmarks are one of those little things in life that make a statement about what kind of person you are. The deeply pragmatic go with an old receipt; the sentimental with a beloved note. Others have some kind of complicated thing that clips on or has a chain [...] - craftastrophe

do_sud_thumb("http://img0.etsystatic.com/il_75x7... See, Monkey Don’t") The best part of this? You don’t have to buy it. They give you a pattern so you can make your own! As if. He gets that extra-demented look from the inclusion of pop tabs, so you can use up some of the beer pulls that have been littering your living [...] - craftastrophe

do_sud_thumb("http://img2.etsystatic.com/il_170x... Bananas") This one comes from an assist by the able Schmutzie, of Schmutzie, Five Star Friday, and the Canadian Blogging Awards (among other things). She sent me the cutest message saying “Would you mind if I occasionally sent you Etsy links to crazy shit? Like this?” Would I MIND? No, I love having people [...] - craftastrophe

do_sud_thumb("http://www.toxel.com/wp-cont... Friends Are For Giving You Nightmares") LaurieWrites pointed me to these horrifying items. Thanks, Laurie. When we’re sharing a room at BlogHer and I wake up screaming, I’ll remind you about this. Jewelry made from Barbie parts. They should be called the Mayhem Collection. Full story at Toxel.com Not the same, but still fun:TIMES [...] - craftastrophe

do_sud_thumb("http://img2.etsystatic.com/il_75x7... forward to Valentines Day") These shoes are great for Valentines Day. First, they are pink, so we know they’re all girly and shit. Second, they say LOVE right on them, duh. Third, they’re spiked, so if the date doesn’t go well, you can always resort to violence (hey, it’s how countries solve their problems). [...] - craftastrophe

do_sud_thumb("http://img0.etsystatic.com/il_75x7... Finger of Fate") Make sure your lover takes all of their anti-psychotic meds before you spring this one on them. {Source} 65 bones Not the same, but still fun:TIMES UP! TIMES UP! TIMES UP! CONTEST: Win a Brother P-Touch Label Maker!TIMES UP! Giveaway! Hangman NecklaceGIVEAWAY: Fail Whale: Part Deux! TIMES UP!TIMES UP! GIVEAWAY!GIVEAWAY!: Cozies, [...] - craftastrophe

do_sud_thumb("http://img0.etsystatic.com/il_75x7... a Call from Homer Simpson") Mmmmm donuts. I think Marge could make Homer a very, very happy man with this. {Source} Just $25. Also available by the baker’s dozen. Not the same, but still fun:TIMES UP! TIMES UP! TIMES UP! CONTEST: Win a Brother P-Touch Label Maker!TIMES UP! Giveaway! Hangman NecklaceGIVEAWAY: Fail Whale: Part [...] - craftastrophe

do_sud_thumb("http://img0.etsystatic.com/il_75x7... There Tiger") Rowr. Here, kitty kitty. Just watch our for claw marks in the furniture. {Source} Not the same, but still fun:TIMES UP! TIMES UP! TIMES UP! CONTEST: Win a Brother P-Touch Label Maker!TIMES UP! Giveaway! Hangman NecklaceGIVEAWAY: Fail Whale: Part Deux! TIMES UP!TIMES UP! GIVEAWAY!GIVEAWAY!: Cozies, Done Craftastrophe Style (NSFW) - craftastrophe

do_sud_thumb("http://img0.etsystatic.com/il_75x7... case you want to hang from the gym ceiling and spin around") I present the Disco Ball Bra Warning: If you break this, it is like 1 million years bad luck. {Source} $72 worth of sparkly mirrors Not the same, but still fun:TIMES UP! TIMES UP! TIMES UP! CONTEST: Win a Brother P-Touch Label [...] - craftastrophe