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@LovelyAnomaly Hey! It's not like I'm trying to be mean. I really do feel sorry, but I have to give the right answers.

10 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

People at work know when I'm not going to give the answer they want. Apparently, I smile sympathetically before telling them to repeat work.

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I think I need a longer scarf. Not like, Fourth Doctor long, but long enough to wrap around and give more protection from the wind and cold.

13 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Alternatively, I suppose a smaller neck would work, too.

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@LovelyAnomaly Maybe (probably) I'm just oblivious to things like this, but how would this mean "she must be single"?

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John Lennon was killed 29 years ago today. This was about 9 years after he had killed good Christmas music with his release of Happy Xmas.

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@abigvictory Is fist pimping as dirty as it sounds?

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I just shouted "nipples" at the TV. I need to get less excited about trying to answer questions on Cash Cab.

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@cloudya01 That sucks. Wish I had any useful advice, but I don't. Besides, just ask Matt Groening about people like me. http://musicology.typepad.com/...

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Misread the topic #isleptwittiger as "I slept with Tigger" and was really confused about what was going here today. #truestory #iamanidiot

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@abigvictory Beauty and the Beast quotes inbetween Weezer tweets? You're also especially good at non-sequitur.

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Snow is a trending topic today. Has he finally released the long-awaited follow-up to "Informer"?

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@srah Hmm...that was supposed to be a Truman Show joke, but it ended up just sounding creepy. Sorry about that.

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@srah Well, if you were, we wouldn't tell you, but just FYI those faces you make in the mirror are hilarious.

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@cloudya01 I found nothing less motivating in grad school than to be told to buckle down and work more. Well, maybe the pay.

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@tj That and the horse-collar tackle were two huge screw-ups that Nebraska had avoided all game and it killed them.

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Crazy ending to Big 12 championship game. I thought we were going to have another (in addition to LSU-Miss) clock management screw up loss.

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@qbqrat For years, my mother's Christmas village had one house and two churches. That always amused me.

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Glad to see Bama win, but it's a shame to see a great player like Tebow not have a chance to go out as a champion again.

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@tj I'll be glad not to see Tebow line up against my team again, but I'll miss seeing him play. I've never seen anyone like him.

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@malibulibrarian I'm assuming you were enjoying from more of an anti-Florida perspective, not pro-Bama, so no.

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@tj He's got one more game, and hopefully he'll show why those other undefeated teams are irrelevant.

Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@malibulibrarian Rammer Hammer, indeed. That was not at all how I expected that game to go. (Not that I'm complaining.)

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@tj Agreed and starred, but I worry about a let down for both teams after a game like this.

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@tj You seem like a good guy, but until the game is over tonight, you are dead to me. :) (Feel free to gloat after your team wins.)

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The groups for the World Cup are set. Now, I just hope South Africa limits those horns that made the Confed Cup sound like a swarm of bees.

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@Aimee_B_Loved Oh, I thought you meant that you're so full that you're about to throw up, but you eat it anyway. Umm...maybe that's just me.

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@Favstar You dared to suggest tweets be judged without names and used "it's" on accident? Here come the torches and pitchforks.

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@mikeynerd Yeah, the few times I've seen it, it's been pretty close to intolerable.

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@LovelyAnomaly Oh no, this sounds sad.

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