“@cwalcott: Your browser talks to Twitter directly, not through our server.”

“@burke_eric @dhanji: NextDoor.”

“@TechCrunch: Still need that OLPC/Windows image? I made one for you just in case: http://www.flickr.com/photos/c...”

“Today's Gillmor Gang in which I had the pleasure of playing a very small part: http://tinyurl.com/3ox256”

“@mrs_crazybob: You betcha.”

“@mrs_crazybob sends me emails on behalf of Dagny throughout the day. Too cute.”

“Relying too much on a monolithic cache is a bad idea. If something goes wrong and you have to bounce your whole system, you're screwed.”

“I really want Twitter to stabilize. I frequently talk friends into joining and subsequently have to explain why it's down all the time.”

“I haven't smoked in over three days. Sweet.”

“@fourlittlebees: Nah, just on West coast time.”

“Choo-Choo Soul!”

“Called my buddy who's driving from St. Louis to Cape Girardeau in the rain and told him it's ride your bike to work day.”

“I invented this in my head and then discovered it already exists. Yay! http://www.chilitechnology.com...”

“@kberg: Yeah, your existing AC can't get between you and the mattress.”

“@jasoncarreira: Does @fourlittlebees know you're obsessed w/ David Cook?”

“Way to go, David Cooke, makin' MO look cool, following in the footsteps of Brad Pitt, Chuck Berry, Nelly, Mark Twain, and Bob Lee.”

“@jblanton said, "finally, california-based mcdonald's now sell SWEET TEA(!), and it's actually pretty damn good (trust me, i know my sou ...”

“@bileblog: @mrs_crazybob was with us! We had breakfast there.”

“Browsing the Marie Callender's menu. Mmmmmm...”

“@laurencooney: "Oh noes! I can haz mommy?" Hang in there!”

“@laurencooney: My mom made me take the bus after I got in a little car accident. It was an experience.”

“When I was a teen, I used to take the bus two hours to my job at a used computer store. Ate at Denny's during the transfer.”

“@diablocody: You like Denny's, too!? They replaced ours with another Chinese restaurant. Just what Palo Alto needed.”

“@fourlittlebees: I talked him into it!”

“Welcome, Hani (@bileblog), to Twitter.”

“@askpete: Are you sure that didn't work? How did I not notice?”

“@paulrbrown: That's what you get for not using Guice. ;-)”

“Twitter All Your Bash Commands: http://tinyurl.com/ytq9qt”

“Corporate tax revenue plummets 14.7%: http://tinyurl.com/5m3fcf”

“@dalmaer: You can also just use Google Calendar.”

“@markasam: Correct. My point was that the data format isn't relevant to the problem. Simply pushing RSS over XMPP isn't a complete answer.”

“Cool. This site enables a community of parents to pick out YouTube videos appropriate for kids: http://tinyurl.com/5tc75e”

“I'd rather be a Jedi than part of the empire: http://beust.com/weblog/archiv...”

“@spullara: Ha ha. So true.”

“@burke_eric: Crap. She follows you.”

“@burke_eric: Ha ha. I just put them on the counter instead of the dishwasher. Guess that was too obvious. I'll try your advice and repor ...”