Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to lie to myself and try to like you? (book of Sorrell, Chapter 47, verse 3) (I am feeling really sarcastic today....) :).
If a clown is following you at the supermarket and keeps juggling your melons, tell him you already have dinner plans with the Ring Master. (book of Sorrell, chapter 6, verse 78).
If someone offers you a high enema...just say "no" graciously and back out of the room. (Book of Sorrell, Chapter 45 verse 15) (This passage is dedicated to my Great Aunt Bonnie Mae and Dr. Do Good-Troup, Texas).