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OH : Let me hang up my fuckin apron, woman! (oh wait, that was in my dream, nevermind)

December 19 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Kai says upon discovering Ubuntu under Windows: "Linux is like Mac, for Windows!" (he's a fan)

December 14 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Wow! Rally announces new feature with Adventurous Over The Top Video - http://t.co/GcqGCdpZ - #rallydev #AgileNewLevel

December 6 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

My wife hypothesizes that the Internets must be so slow tonight because of the weather: "the poor lines must be So Cold!" I think so, you?

December 5 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @suziedwards: More corporate bullying...RT @nytimes ‘Eat More Kale’ T-Shirts Challenged by Chick-fil-A http://t.co/oWUdj9at (via @eyatzeck

December 4 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @Manuel_inim: -Oye, ¿Qué es peor, la ignorancia o el desinterés? -ni lo sé, ni me importa.

September 26 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Just helped someone from Poland, ME with a question about *europe travel* ...on Aardvark! http://t.co/zBUsMJk

September 4 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Dear @Amazon, WHY is it that a search for "Suzanne Collins" or "Hunger Games" (just 2 examples) show no results? Your SEARCH is ASS! PLEASE!

August 19 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Another quality talk at #uberconf - @mojavelinux Dan Allen showing ultrafast integration testing using #Arquillian & many diff't containers

July 13 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Q: "Characterize a software conference." A: "Lines at men's room longer than at women's" #uberconf

July 13 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"Groovy ... Wild, Crazy Teenager Language" -- @neal4d (quoted [mildly] wildly out of context) #uberconf

July 13 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"Groovy ... Wild, Crazy teenager language" -- Neal Ford (quoted (sort of) wildly out of context)

July 13 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Heading down to the Westin in Westminster for #uberconf tomorrow morning. Gonna be exhausting. Hard to choose which sessions to attend ...

July 12 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Uninstalling bloatware from my HP G62 Win 7 laptop. What an incredible steaming pile. How can one take such a company seriously?

July 8 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

No comments yet on our submissions for #agiles2011 in Buenos Aires [October 11-13]. Anyone care to do so? http://agiles-call4papers.heroku.com/login bit.ly/mD6Jox

June 30 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Todavía nada de comentarios sobre nuestras presentaciones p/ #agiles2011 - A quien le interesaría? http://agiles-call4papers.heroku.com/login http://agiles-call4papers.heroku.com/login

June 30 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Currently having a serious ass-whuppin' courtesy of Oracle - cum - MacOS 10.6. Can't we all just get along??

June 19 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

OK let's see. Did laundry, swept, vacuumed, washed dishes. What else could I get done?? Oh I know, clean out the fridge and do some weeding!

June 19 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I am *SO* tired o' the shit that says it's Internet in this hotel [Max Hotel, Brussels www.maxhotel.be Need internet to work? Go Elsewhere!

June 14 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Oh yeah, well #fuckAtlanticSoutheast. http://www.reuters.com/article... Who needs Puritans? No-one I'd choose to associate with.

June 13 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Earnestly looking for a rental in Boulder area starting August 1. Craigslist, here we come!

May 29 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I cannot BELIEVE that Nathan's hotdogs with the casings are to be found for sale at neither King Soopers nor Safeway. Neither @ The Foofies.

May 29 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Just made an Internet purchase. Payment page had a badge that says "processed by ogone". Bet whoever thought up that name was laughing.

May 26 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Tomorrow at 4:30 I'm up to get on a plane to Cancun ... and it hasn't hit me yet. Seriously Fun-Focus Deficient.

May 19 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

OK, so that's 2 Air apps that segfault [crash, for the n_0_bz] on MacOS 10.6 on startup: Tweetdeck and ExtJS 2.3 doc. Really? #AdobeAirFail

May 16 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Just noticed the Twitter home page when one is not logged in is Way Douche. Really? What happened to That Edginess? Prep for McTwittertude?

May 16 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Dear T-Mobile: Accosting me with an automated service questionnaire at 6:43 am, *without* having asked for an opt-in *or* opt-out, is RUDE.

May 3 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

My daughter the budding phonologist: "Papi, 'Beef Jerkey' sounds like 'Beave Turkey' "

May 3 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Cata says: Papi, you look like Yoda - You are wearing a green sweatshirt and you have hair on your ears. Bless the Honesty!

April 21 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

!Just-concocted cocktail in need of a name: blue gatorade; ronrico; tequila reposado; orange bitters; brandy; pellegrino; lemon juice; salt.

April 10 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share