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@kristy bring extra USB drives.

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@jandrick trying to figure out how I can get pic without ppl thinking I'm creepy

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I totally want one of the cocktail waitress outfits from the Paris

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BFF just said, "There's something about a bald headed man...mmm." I said, "Wow, are you at the right conference... brace yourself!"

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@BrentDPayne 30 inch waist == child size. Chicks won't be hot for a "man-child".

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USA Football in Vienna, VA is looking for a Web Database Engineer: http://bit.ly/4mSZaM

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A pack of drunk bimbos just walked past and yelled at me, apparently thought I was judging them. (I was. Hello, it's only 1pm. Boozers.)

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Also, I got carded trying to order a drink at a casino... Made. My. Day.

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YESSSS! #goPurdue

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TD!! Go #purdue!

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@netmeg you just have inadequacy issues cuz ours is bigger than yours #worldsbiggestdrum

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@netmeg our marching band has baton twirlers, the girls in gold, black and silver competed for the honor. It's a big deal for baton twirlers

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@netmeg I don't hate Michigan though -- that's @daver. I went to Purdue, so I gotta support the team :)

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@netmeg Boiler up!

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@ChrisHooley why kick a man in his shriveled balls while he's already down?

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@daver why are you still up?

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@professor True, but you just can't hold your breath for stuff like that. Sometimes ppl are just dicks and you can't force them to change :/

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@professor probably best to not bother then... just be done with them and get their negativity out of your life :(

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@professor If it's registered to you, tell her to FOAD. If they own the TM, force them to spend the $$ to sue you for it. Then countersue.

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@professor u hold the domain + they don't own the TM != squatting. I'm not saying hold out for money, but it sounds like they're being jerks

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OH: want 2 c Thunder from Down Under? No, lost interest when I found out they're all 5'4", just can't lust after a buff Oompa Loompa

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Resisted urge to say "too bad about that Purdue game, huh?" To the guy w/ the Ohio State sweatshirt <evil laugh>muwahahahaha</evil laugh>

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Got hit on by a TSA screener. That was much more fun than having my bags checked and getting yelled at for a forgotten bottle of sunscreen.

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@_boo k... what's the fashion dilemma?

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.@scottclark needs to be a joint project between IT and Marketing. The job requires both skillsets and needs to work w/ both depts equally

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Already downloaded Headlines... can't wait to use it! RT @woothemes We released Headlines earlier... http://www.woothemes.com/2009...

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Great time indeed... though I would argue with @AirDisa that the meal at The Publican was "light"

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Dear ppl giving me the side-eye, I do not have the flu or plague, it's just a sinus related cough, so calm down.

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@Bofu2U my daughter LOVES deadmau5 (or whatever his/its name is) :)

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