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Eric - ill subliminal

Eric - ill subliminal

Eric Beehler is too busy to be here but can't stay away.
Those kids from the Halo commercials need to be in a mental institution before they murder, or murder again.
The Big Fish Casino woman needs to check into one as well, for her gambling addiction. - vicster: hon. canadian
Oh, oranges. - Rodfather
Excuse me, are you the sommelier? Yes. I'd like to know what pair well with a $2,000+ car repair bill? Yes sir, I believe a leaking water heater that has flooded you laundry room and requires a complete replacement would be just the pairing. Well, that is exactly what I'll have. The fucked up special please.
Sorry. I wish to reject this pairing and ask for one that will keep me sane! Because this bitch is about to lose her mind with all the shit we've dealt with the last few months! - Elena from iPhone
Dang, that is not fair. - Marie
:( I'm sorry, guys. - Jenny H. from Android
Downsizing the water heater size helps on price, but it's still four digits of fail. Installation happening now. - Eric - ill subliminal
Ugh. I am so sorry :((( - Jennifer Dittrich from iPhone
Yuck. - Steele Lawman
I'm so sorry, y'all. :( - The First NoeLB from Android
Damn. I'm really sorry. - vicster: hon. canadian
Damn. :( - Tamara J. B. from FFHound(roid)!
Jeez, not another thing. - Joe
Oh no! - Katy S from iPhone
I am so ready for this year to be over. It has been one thing after another. Hopefully 2015 will be a lot easier on our wallet! - Elena
I've seen a decent amount of outrage about outrage. I'm passionate about the First Amendment. I follow and am passionate about this movie because of that. If you want to minimize that because of comparisons you want to make to other sucky things happening, that's fine, but I'm no idiot.
Feeling this new PHryme (DJ Premiere and Royce 5'9) http://open.spotify.com/album...
The Most Serious Incidents Involved In Bobby Shmurda And GS9's Indictment - http://www.xxlmag.com/news...
The Most Serious Incidents Involved In Bobby Shmurda And GS9's Indictment
"According to prosecutors, GS9 was a “criminal street organization” in Flatbush, with the investigation indicating that they operated from January 2013 until October 2014 and the crimes from the indictment carried out with the intent to maintain and defend territory against rival gangs such as Folk Nation and Brooklyn’s Most Wanted (BMW). Prosecutors also allege that GS9′s operations were funded by drug deals and that members used code words for guns (“tone” or “socks”), drugs (“crills”) and shootings (“suntan” or “scoom”). Authorities recorded 14 separate incidents where GS9 members fired weapons, sometimes in public places, and eight instances of members being arrested for weapons possession. Multiple shooting incidents are detailed in the prosecutor’s report. The first, from July 12, involved a 22-year-old woman shot in the neck in Brooklyn who was apparently standing in between Rashid “Rasha” Derrisant and Alex “A-Rod” Crandon and a member of the rival BMW gang. Rasha shot A-Rod... more... - Eric - ill subliminal from Bookmarklet
People think these gangsta rappers are making this shit up. - Eric - ill subliminal
RIP super-producer of 80s Hip-Hop Larry Smith. Responsible for RUN-DMC and Whodini, among others. - https://www.youtube.com/watch...
"Larry put me inside his Cadillac, the chauffeur drove off and we never came back" - Sucker MCs, Run-DMC - Eric - ill subliminal from Bookmarklet
'Clifford the Big Red Dog' creator Norman Bridwell dies at 86 - http://shelf-life.ew.com/2014...
'Clifford the Big Red Dog' creator Norman Bridwell dies at 86
"Bridwell was best known for creating the Clifford the Big Red Dog book series. First published in 1963, Bridwell eventually wrote and illustrated more than 150 Clifford titles. The series has been translated into 13 languages, and sold 129 million copies." - Eric - ill subliminal from Bookmarklet
Torture: Why the uniformed military balked at ‘enhanced interrogation’ - http://www.stripes.com/news...
Torture: Why the uniformed military balked at ‘enhanced interrogation’
"“I question whether this theory would ultimately prevail in either U.S. courts or in any international forum,” Maj. Gen. Thomas Romig, Army judge advocate general at the time, wrote in a March 2003 memo to the Department of the Air Force general counsel. Maj. Gen. Jack Rives, the deputy judge advocate general of the Air Force at the time, echoed those concerns. He wrote in a February 2003 memo that several of the proposed techniques “on their face, amount to violations of domestic and criminal law and the UCMJ (e.g., assault) …”" - Eric - ill subliminal from Bookmarklet
Does anyone even listen on the last day of class? No. So stop talking and let me have my classroom. #getthisoverwith
I'm drinking a gingerbread beer. Gingerbread!
While Shaft and in the bar. I need to leave. - Eric - ill subliminal from iPhone
I took gingerbread stout to a party once. We were supposed to take booze (or other beverages) that somehow represent us. I like to bake and I'm stout. :) - Katy S
A stout would be good. - Eric - ill subliminal from iPhone
Timesheets.
Welp, it looks like the 90s all over again. Bush v Clinton; it's a lock. What other 90's trends will make a comeback?
I've seen Sabrina the Teenage Witch on my TV again. - Eric - ill subliminal
Girl Meets World is already on the air. - Eric - ill subliminal
Just need Clear Pepsi to make a comeback. - Eric - ill subliminal
My daughter shot me a look when I turned on Scrooged. I believe the quote was, "WHAT EVEN?!?" We are now watching Rudolph.
Hah. Started watching Scrooged with my boys tonight. They've never seen it. - Micah from FFHound(roid)!
Tree decorating time.
My wife just picked up this Crown Royal Apple. It's pretty damned good. Very seasonal. - https://twitter.com/crownro...
My wife just picked up this Crown Royal Apple. It's pretty damned good. Very seasonal.
Looks delicious! - Chris Topher
John McCain blasts CIA torture hypocrites for 'rewriting history' - http://theweek.com/speedre...
""You can't claim that tying someone to the floor and having them freeze to death is not torture," McCain said on Face the Nation, citing one of the many grisly details contained in the Senate's report on the CIA's interrogation program. Later, McCain noted it was hypocritical to claim waterboarding wasn't torture because the U.S. tried and hanged Japanese soldiers for waterboarding American prisoners in World War II. Former Bush administration officials and many Republican lawmakers have defended the interrogation program as necessary to produce valuable intelligence, with some claiming the harsh tactics did not amount to torture. --Jon Terbush" - Eric - ill subliminal from Bookmarklet
“Fuck tha Police” in Historical Context - https://medium.com/cuepoin...
“Fuck tha Police” in Historical Context
“Fuck tha Police” in Historical Context
"“Sirens sounded, he seemed astounded Before long the lil’ boy got surrounded He dropped the gun, so went the glory And this is the way I have to end this story He was only seventeen, in a madman’s dream The cops shot the kid, I still hear him scream…”" - Eric - ill subliminal from Bookmarklet
Don't Hire Anyone Over 30: Ageism in Silicon Valley - http://anewdomain.net/2014...
"Overt bigotry against older workers — we’re talking about anyone over 30 here — has been baked into the Valley’s infantile attitudes since the dot-com crash 14 years ago. Life may begin at 50 elsewhere, but in the tech biz the only thing certain about middle age is unemployment." - Eric - ill subliminal from Bookmarklet
100% accurate - Todd Hoff
My company's HQ is in the Bay Area, so kinda Silicon Valley. But the engineering teams are all up here in Vancouver and Victoria. We only hire senior developers, so most are well over thirty. Capable folk, it seems to me :) - Brent Schaus from iPhone
For some reason I just read capable as cap-able. - Micah from FFHound(roid)!
RUN, RUNNER, RUN! THERE IS NO SANCTUARY! - Big Joe Silence
Listening to 20-somethings on a business call is like watching a reality show on Bravo. Same drama, and totally avoidable.
Reading From Scratch: Inside the Food Network. So far, these guys are nuts!
Anyone know the difference between pre-war and post-war gin? I searched and found an ad from 1948. http://news.google.com/newspap...
The issue arises again, is this car worth $2000 in repairs.
Oh, and where does one find $2000? - Eric - ill subliminal
Wow. $2000 seems awfully steep to repair a car. How old is the car? - COMPLICATED MR. NOODLE
Year is 2000. Needs new transmission carrier bearings, seals, one of the cv axle boots, and fix a power steering leak. - Eric - ill subliminal
Well, I think we're going to fix it up. Once this is done it should be smooth sailing for at least another couple years. I just don't want a car payment right now. - Eric - ill subliminal
Seems my car troubles happen a few weeks before yours. Same issues, too. My car's been in the shop for 2 weeks now. Trying to decide if it's worth it to fix. I need reliable transportation & can't afford a new car or to repair. - Anika
For me I'm not going to roll the dice on a cheap used car. It's the devil you know versus the devil you don't. - Eric - ill subliminal
Annoyed wife over here. And I like this car. Maybe not to the tune of $2000 more - Elena
Florida woman arrested after fight with twin sister over vibrator, boyfriend - http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news...
Posted without comment - Eric - ill subliminal from Bookmarklet
I'm not sure who's the evil twin in that scenario. Possibly both. - Jennifer Dittrich
Gotdamned Florida. - Hookuh Tinypants
I haven't read the article, so my question is, are the vibrator and boyfriend two separate entities, or were they calling the vibrator the boyfriend? - vicster: hon. canadian
It sounds like two separate entities, but they don't give further detail about exactly how the two relate to each other or if they even do. So did the one twin use the other twin's vibrator and boyfriend? Did she use the vibrator on the boyfriend? Did she use the boyfriend instead of the vibrator? Who does the vibrator belong to exactly? Who fights over vibrators? - Hookuh Tinypants
"the verbal argument soon turned to blows" :D - Big Joe Silence
Her last name is Creamer. I mean. Dude. - Hookuh Tinypants
Dos. muchos. - Micah from FFHound(roid)!
This thread is perfect - MoTO: #TeamMarina from Android
Florida is a fucking mess. But, different parts are messy in different ways. - AHnix (Anna Haro)
FriendFeed meets real life. - Xabaras (G.O.) from FFHound!
And they took her to a prison for manatees. - Brian Johns
What Anna said. - Alix May
Leaked: The Nightmare Email Drama Behind Sony's Steve Jobs Disaster - http://defamer.gawker.com/leaked-...
Leaked: The Nightmare Email Drama Behind Sony's Steve Jobs Disaster
"The permanently upcoming Steve Jobs biopic has been hotly anticipated since it was first reported nearly three years ago. We're still waiting. And according to newly leaked emails out of Sony Pictures, trying to get it off the ground was a total clusterfuck: name-calling, Angelina Jolie-trashing, lying, and begging." - Eric - ill subliminal from Bookmarklet
"the masturbatory call is a wank I have no time for." - Steve C Team Marina
Owner reclaims sheep wearing holiday sweater - http://bigstory.ap.org/article...
Owner reclaims sheep wearing holiday sweater
"A sheep wearing a festive red-and-green sweater who was found wandering around Omaha has been reunited with his owner. Nebraska Humane Society spokeswoman Pam Wiese says someone reclaimed the sheep, named Gage, Tuesday evening. The Humane Society was caring for Gage after he was found Sunday evening in an Omaha neighborhood. Gage shares a shed with two chickens, when he isn't in his owner's house. Weise says the owner doesn't know how Gage got loose. The owner learned about his whereabouts from Facebook because of publicity surrounding the animal. Weise says the owner had several photos of Gage to prove he's her pet. Gage is used to walking on a leash and doesn't seem to mind that the holiday apparel he donned appears to have been designed for a dog." - Eric - ill subliminal from Bookmarklet
There's a woman who raises goats for "wool" and she also puts them in sweaters. - Spidra Webster
Go Biz Mark Go Biz Mark
Obamas' Personal Chef, Healthy Eating Advocate Sam Kass, Leaves White House - http://www.fastcompany.com/3039622...
"Despite no formal culinary training, Kass—who was married earlier this year and is moving to New York, where his wife lives—has worked for the Obamas for years, building the first family's meals around seasonal produce and serving as the White House's first-ever senior advisor on nutrition. "I leave feeling proud of our accomplishments," Kass told Fast Company, "but with a heavy heart." During his time in the White House, Kass did everything from home brewing beer from locally sourced honey to serving as executive director of Let's Move!, Michelle Obama's anti-childhood obesity initiative. "The cooking side is the easier way to be creative," Kass told Fast Company in 2011. "On the policy side, it's harder to think of new approaches to problems." Despite the challenges, Kass made strides with his policy role. One of his and Mrs. Obama's biggest victories was getting Walmart to lower the price of its fruits and veggies and reduce the sugar, salt, and fat in private-label products on its shelves." - Eric - ill subliminal from Bookmarklet
During yearly reviews, is there anything worse than doing your own self-evaluation?
Nuh uh, it's the worst. - Marie
Yes, I'm awesome and not hesitant to share it. - Steve C Team Marina
It's a trap! - Micah from FFHound(roid)!
I usually fill mine out with mathematical equations. - Steven Perez
The Best Frozen Pizza, PERIOD. - http://slice.seriouseats.com/archive...
The Best Frozen Pizza, PERIOD.
"To me, all those "fancy" frozen pizzas are bland. They think they've taken real "pizza" and frozen it. They make what I call "Pizza That Is Frozen" and not "FROZEN PIZZA." Frozen Pizza revels in its crappiness. It amps up the flavor with an ingredients list of junk you probably don't want to look too closely at. It's "pizza" in the same way a Big Mac is a "hamburger" or Taco Bell is a "taco." If you suspend your disbelief, I believe you can thoroughly enjoy it for what it is." - Eric - ill subliminal from Bookmarklet
Ha! Totino's was our late night pizza when I was in high school. I almost bought one the other day to see if I could still stomach it. - Katy S
I remember just loving the 2/$1 Tony's you could get when I was in college when I was in a serious pinch. - Jennifer Dittrich
My grandmother was Keeper of the Frozen Pizzas when I was a kid, and she always had Jeno's and Mama Celeste in her freezer. Any other brands were scoffed at. Even better though - Jeno's Pizza Rolls. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuu---- *drools* - Hookuh Tinypants
Totino's was my brand when i ate these regularly. i have Totino's pizza rolls in the freezer right now because of an odd craving a while back. :D - holly #ravingfangirl
Party-Sized Chicken Parmesan Sandwiches - http://www.seriouseats.com/recipes...
Party-Sized Chicken Parmesan Sandwiches
Chicken parm you taste so good - Eric - ill subliminal from Bookmarklet
Dammit, man. You're making me hungry and I just ate! Pizza, Chicken Parm, Phillies. WANT. NOW. - Hookuh Tinypants
I went down the rabbit hole. - Eric - ill subliminal
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