In the "If crooks weren't so stupid" category. Someone tried to enter my wife's car at some point this morning. I can see the prints in the fresh snow come up the sidewalk, up to the car, snow brushed off of the driver's door, and snow wiped from the handle. Then the same prints walking away.
Colleague, "Yesterday looked like it was quite." Me, "No, it was pretty busy. They just didn't come across in tickets." Colleague, "Really, what came up?" Me, "I can't remember. I spend last night forgetting the day."
ATTN: CODE DUDES (men and women are dudes in this case). If you were a young twenty-something starting out wanting to be a programmer/coder, and you didn't want to take the path of college, what would you do? What would be your plan?
I think only computers are able to get the bag of crap from Woot. I refreshed and the click to order button was yellow. Clicked it but one second later and the button changed to grey, sold out. I had been refreshing for 5 minutes waiting for it. Stupid bots.