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Micah
Say 'onboarding' one. more. time.
ONBOARDING! - Joe
Mom! Micah's not onboard with the buzzwords! - Andrew C (✔)
When we finish onboarding the plane we can takeoff shortly. - Steve C Team Marina
Wrong, Steve: you can offtake shortly - Walt Crawford
I had to go to onboarding training last month. The second session was particularly painful. - ellbeecee
If I say "onboarding" again, are you going to turn into a change agent? - COMPLICATED MR. NOODLE
We're pivoting away from onboarding. It's now called reghacking. - Mark Trapp
"As thought leaders, we think that that our clients should onboard automagically..." - Brent Schaus
I'm getting a lot of push back from Micah in respect to onboarding. Definitely not a thought leader. - (Curtis) Alan Jackson
You're not creating the optimal cross-functional, multi-platform synergy to facilitate a smooth onboarding paradigm. - Bren - pseudo-Buddhist
Me
Me
Installing Windows 10
So far its alot like Windows 8. - Me
The UI is still rough. It should get additional updates. - Eric - It's My Thing
Its not bad. Quick install. - Me
I haven't gotten a chance to play yet. I'll load it up next week. - Eric - It's My Thing
I shall have to stand up a VM at some point to poke and prod. - Julian
Running it in Fusion VM. Its ok so far. On a dedicated system it might be nice. Might take the company laptop and install it. - Me
Feels a bit clunky though. - Me
Now I'm wondering how this works on a Surface Pro. hmmm... best check craigslist for deals. - Me
Andrew C (✔)
RT @zinoman: One of my favorite columns was being embedded inside writer's room for mons. Learned a lot. Show's good for a reason http://www.nytimes.com/2013...
RT @zinoman: One of my favorite columns was being embedded inside writer's room for mons. Learned a lot. Show's good for a reason http://www.nytimes.com/2013/04/21/arts/television/amy-schumers-comedy-central-show-from-the-inside.html?pagewanted=all
Shevonne
RT @smithsonian: Celebrate #techiesday w/ the ultimate gadget, the 1984 #Apple "Classic" Macintosh PC http://seriouslyamazing.si.edu/siq... http://t.co/jp3B1VkZ3F
RT @smithsonian: Celebrate #techiesday w/ the ultimate gadget, the 1984 #Apple "Classic" Macintosh PC http://seriouslyamazing.si.edu/siq/apple-promise http://t.co/jp3B1VkZ3F
lris
OH MY GOODNESS OH MY GOODNESS OH MY GOODNESS AHHHHHHH. My offer on that house was accepted. *faints*
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! - Catherine Pellegrino
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! wooooooooooooo! - maʀtha
Good for you - Eric - It's My Thing
Congrats. - Walt Crawford
Wooohoooo! - Kirsten
hilariously, the next step appears to be to go to my realtor's office and sign many of the same documents again - lris
buy a foreclosure, kill a forest - lris
*begins planning house warming* - MoTO: Team Marina
Hooray!!!! - Galadriel C.
Can I borrow your lawn mower? - Glen Campbell
Too soon? - Glen Campbell
Uhm Glen? Get in line. - MoTO: Team Marina
Sure thing. One of you buy me a lawnmower and then I'll be glad to lend one out. :) - lris
Party at Iris' house! Congrats Iris. you deserve an awesome place to live. And Iris.,, it is buy ANYHOUSE kill a forest. - ♫Robot Chicken, Trainer♫
Congrats! - Jen
Congratulations! If only you could use your thumbprint to sign documents. It's be so less tiresome. - Arlan K.
A couple of minutes ago I thought I should check FF to see if Iris has heard about her house. And here it is! So happy for you. Congratulations. - Mama Lawson
You will soon develop an intimate knowledge of the workings of entropy. Congratulations! - maʀtha
Oh, believe me, I already have an intimate knowledge of the workings of entropy. This will simply give that force a larger playpen. - lris
At what point do I wake up and realize that this whole thing is a dream? - lris
Ok, signing EXACTLY the same papers as I signed last week was an exercise in hilarity. - lris
yayayayayayayyayyayaya!!! - Sir Shuping is just sir
Congrats! - Katy S
Steve's Mr. 12 and Mr. 9 were here last night. I asked Mr. 9 if he'd seen pictures of your house and he hadn't, so we looked at them together. He thinks it's a beautiful house, and he wishes he could see it in person. He obviously still has a thing for you, and he's adorable about it. - Mama Lawson
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww <3 - lris
I hope that some day he can come visit. That would be tons of fun. - lris
Jason Toney
RT @axs: New mixtape from @donaldglover is straight legit. Get your ears on the free stream, details: http://www.axs.com/news... http://t.co/zY87MaNzR3
RT @axs: New mixtape from @donaldglover is straight legit. Get your ears on the free stream, details: http://bit.ly/1vBPhLl http://t.co/zY87MaNzR3
Petty LaBelle
DB, Lil LB's Dad
We realized we hadn't done any formal pictures of Lincoln in a while. The situation was rectified this past weekend. #babyburnsnumber1
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What a gorgeous family! - Anika
Beautiful! - Anne Bouey
The kid is super cute and all but your wife's a babe. :) - Steve C Team Marina
You know it Steve. I wonder every day how I ended up with such a beautiful catch. - DB, Lil LB's Dad
LB! :D - LB: Water Witch
Note to selves. Don't schedule a photo shoot in the middle of what's supposed your baby's normal nap time. I'm honestly surprised we got any usable shots. He was not a happy camper for most of our time there. These are literally the best shots. That said I think these came out well. - DB, Lil LB's Dad
Me
Me
DevOps and Security | Valbonne Consulting - https://valbonneconsulting.wordpress.com/2014...
DevOps and Security | Valbonne Consulting
"But what about Security? InfoSec professionals have stereotypically been the wet blanket of IT. But this too is radically changing as we increasingly depend on technology more than in any other time in history. The recent “heartbleed” and “shellhock” exploits have shown that we have much to gain by speeding up our change-management by amplifying the feedback-loop and make Continuous Deployment a reality." - Me from Bookmarklet
rönin
Upstate Yearbook Photo: Teen Poses With His Cat, His Principal, Principal's Dog & Lasers: Gothamist - http://gothamist.com/2014...
Upstate Yearbook Photo: Teen Poses With His Cat, His Principal, Principal's Dog & Lasers: Gothamist
"Earlier this month, an upstate NY high school student lobbied to have his school yearbook senior class photograph consist of an endearing portrait of himself with his cat Mr. Bigglesworth and some lasers. But the school declined, opting for uniformity. Nevertheless, Schenectady High School ultimately agreed to another compromise photograph. And it's spectacular." - rönin from Bookmarklet
Stephan
Beautiful fall day.
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It was surprisingly warm in the Rockies. Glad we went. - Stephan
No snow :) - Eivind
They had over a foot of it two weeks ago but with the warm weather it has disappeared. - Stephan from iPhone
A Gunny named Slickback
Good morning Friendfeed. Today I celebrate being tobacco free for a whole month!
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Congrats!!! - Melly - #TeamMarina
Congrats, pal! - Starmama from FFHound(roid)!
Congrats and HOOOOOOOOOO!!!! #ffundercats - WoH: Professor MOTHRA
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay, Gunneh! - Jenny H. from Android
GO GUNNEH GO! - MoTO: Team Marina
YES! So very proud of your achievement! - Janet
Thanks guys! I'm quite pleased with myself. - A Gunny named Slickback
It's now been nearly SIX months - A Gunny named Slickback
Yay! Congratulations! - Jennifer Dittrich
yayyayayayyayaya!!! - Sir Shuping is just sir
Way to go! - LB: Water Witch from Android
You will soon reach a point where you will be surprised you ever smoked. Kudos and high fives Gunny, quite a milestone. - Janet
That is brilliant! Well done! - WoH: Professor MOTHRA
Congrats!! - Spidra Webster
Yay! - Anne Bouey
holly #ravingfangirl
Ariana Grande isn't singing any actual words, is she?
A Gunny named Slickback
Sarah G.
I disagree with all of you. About everything.
You're great! - Todd Hoff
I agree. - Johnny from iPhone
You're absolutely right. - RepoRat
Nuh, uh. - Joe
Cilantro is the best. - (Curtis) Alan Jackson from Android
I agree with CAJ. - Vampire Hunter DYSP
Andrew C (✔)
RT @maxsilvestri: Guy Fieri just said, "It's a culinary buoy in a shipyard of flavor!" Maybe give him a CAT scan?
Or a sharp crack in the noggin with a tack hammer. - Jennifer Dittrich
rönin
The question is not what he is doing there but what this piece of ham is doing on him. - Imgur - http://imgur.com/gallery...
The question is not what he is doing there but what this piece of ham is doing on him. - Imgur
Me
Me
Errata Security: Bash 'shellshock' scan of the Internet - http://blog.erratasec.com/2014...
Errata Security: Bash 'shellshock' scan of the Internet
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"I'm running a scan right now of the Internet to test for the recent bash vulnerability. This works by stuffing a bunch of "ping home" commands in various CGI variables. It's coming from IP address 209.126.230.72. The configuration file for masscan looks something like: target = 0.0.0.0/0 port = 80 banners = true http-user-agent = shellshock-scan (http://blog.erratasec.com/2014...) http-header = Cookie:() { :; }; ping -c 3 209.126.230.74 http-header = Host:() { :; }; ping -c 3 209.126.230.74 http-header = Referer:() { :; }; ping -c 3 209.126.230.74 Some earlier shows that this bug is widespread: I'll update later as I get more results with statistics." - Me from Bookmarklet
I tweeted this link after seeing this, it's important. - Eric - It's My Thing
Scarey! huh? The management at my current project was pretty blase about it. - Me
I have to take y'all's word for it. - Spidra Webster
Update your mac ASAP you see something about command line. - Me
Seriously.. this is a really bad hack.. especially now that its public. - Me
I don't understand the hack so I wouldn't know what I personally could do about it. - Spidra Webster
Keep your updates... #up2date. - Me
Thanks. Nothing visible yet. - Spidra Webster
This will be a real exploit in no time. - Eric - It's My Thing
Quite scary. Right now I'm glad my web site is all static. - Amit Patel
So more eyes doesn't equal better security. A lot of eyes have looked at that code over the years. - Todd Hoff
Miriella
These #nutella #cupcakes with #coffee buttercream icing. Also delicious. http://instagram.com/p...
These #nutella #cupcakes with #coffee buttercream icing. Also delicious. http://instagram.com/p/tWiteIDpB7/
oh man... I'm so full I feel like I might pass out, but I'd still eat one or four of these... - Bren - pseudo-Buddhist
We were in a sugar coma last night. - Miriella from Android
Petty LaBelle
STOP KILLING BLACK PEOPLE. Jesus.
Petty LaBelle
My Christian Mingle name is The Whale That Swallowed Jonah. Funny on many levels. Pick one.
It may be overwhelming, but you're still alive, right? - Eric - It's My Thing
Petty LaBelle
Don't hate me cause my ass automatically bounces to the rhythm (on beat) when music comes on.
Petty LaBelle
Everyone is threatened by blackness. Don't be. Black is beautiful. My blackness won't hurt you. I promise.
Micah
Many Elloans died to bring us this real-time implementation -- and gotdamb! somebody dropped it off the beta priority list.
Because it's the same concept and I'm seeing the same people, if I play around with it for more than a few minutes, my brain starts to worry that Friendfeed is broken. - Meg VMeg
It is unsettling. - Micah from FFHound(roid)!
Marie
WeberBBQ.jpg (JPEG Image, 425 × 640 pixels) - http://img.photobucket.com/albums...
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that's commitment to a brand. - Marie from Bookmarklet
it's alton brown right? oh wait never mind, his probably says "charcoal forever" - Sir Shuping is just sir
Can't go wrong with a Weber. - Eric - It's My Thing
Is that your arm, Marie? - Joe
Nope. - Marie
Micah
I find your lack of real-time... disturbing.
Me
Me
Sometimes I wonder why they didn't make the $ the hashtag. Silicon Valley thrives on $$$$! Maybe it was a mistype.
Well, users began using hashtags to the point that twitter had to adopt them. Twitter didn't come up with them by themselves. If they had, they might have used $. - Stephen Mack from iPhone
$bucktags - Steele Lawman
Use the fuck-yer tag % http://www.youtube.com/watch... - Joe
Holly's favorite Anna
RT @nervousacid: These three savagely attacked a gay couple in Philly. Get it right, Fox News: This is what real thugs look like. http://t.co/GZfg3Ffwi7
RT @nervousacid: These three savagely attacked a gay couple in Philly. Get it right, Fox News: This is what real thugs look like. http://t.co/GZfg3Ffwi7
rönin
This Business Suit Onesie Is Ingenious Laziness In Clothing Form - ReadWrite - http://readwrite.com/2014...
This Business Suit Onesie Is Ingenious Laziness In Clothing Form - ReadWrite
"The business suit onesie is here, guys! Finally!" - rönin from Bookmarklet
Hehe. This is a FFer's brother's project. - Stephen Mack from iPhone
Someone needs to make a toddler sized version of this as well. :) - Steve and 4 other people
Sarah G.
RT @justin_marks_: He's literally pitching GI Joe. RT @Brown_Moses Don't worry guys, Bill O'Reilly has this all figured out. http://t.co/Dg3ZCtIMTC
RT @justin_marks_: He's literally pitching GI Joe. RT @Brown_Moses Don't worry guys, Bill O'Reilly has this all figured out. http://t.co/Dg3ZCtIMTC
Too many movies for that guy. - Eric - It's My Thing from iPhone
No way this plan could go wrong. - Steele Lawman
I was expecting the last bullet point to be "...Profit!" - Catherine Pellegrino
Shhh! Catherine, we're not supposed to notice that part! - Jennifer Dittrich
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