Martin Jacobsen

"Implodingpixie on Geocities ca 95 or 96." - Martin Jacobsen

"This again? Yes we are fond of treating people humanely, even criminals, and yes it seems to work out pretty fine in terms of repeat offender statistics and such." - Martin Jacobsen

"What a giant asshole." - Martin Jacobsen

"Window Envelope-man." - Martin Jacobsen

"What this guy says. So you've been a good boy and stayed of the sauce. No need to be a dick about it. Big ups to OP." - Martin Jacobsen

"Is that supposed to be... a cheque? You guys are still using those?" - Martin Jacobsen

"This time of year we all feel like shit. Native or not." - Martin Jacobsen

"I'll just leave this here. [List of US military interventions](http://academic.evergreen.edu/g...)" - Martin Jacobsen

"None such in Norway as far as I know." - Martin Jacobsen

"Not carrying guns is the rule. You'll never see a Norwegian police officer with a gun unless s/he has already justified its use and gotten permission to get the gun out." - Martin Jacobsen

"Oh wow. Oh wow. Oh wow." - Martin Jacobsen

"I'm a native Norwegian speaker and I speak English and Spanish as well. Whenever I spend any amount of time concentrating on either second language I will start thinking in it. After I lived a year in South America I actually had to spend a couple of days before speaking and thinking Norwegian felt natural again." - Martin Jacobsen

"Have you even heard of [Snopes](http://www.snopes.com/risque...)?" - Martin Jacobsen

"The far-right and anti-Islam factions came out of the woodwork only days after the massacre trying to portray themselves as the victims. (We're being censored because of Breivik, etc...) Just a couple of days ago a representant of the christian conservative party chose to stand with a kook who basically said that the attacks were gods punishment for Norways relationship with Israel having soured lately." - Martin Jacobsen

"Adorable! I have a three-year old girl who is completely obsessed with pirates as well." - Martin Jacobsen

"Jedi because I'm too dang old to give two fucks about Pokemon or Hogwarts." - Martin Jacobsen

"I love that song as well. My true guilty pleasure though is 99 Luftballongs by Nena. I know all the words in both German and English (neither is my first language) and I have, in additional to the original version, a Ska version, Industrial version, Punk version and lord knows how many other covers." - Martin Jacobsen

"Since when is there something surprising about people using a mental diagnosis as an colloquialism? OCD, Anal retentive, Manic, Psycho, Crazy, Mad, Idiot, Imbecile, Lunatic, etc..." - Martin Jacobsen

"Umm... No. Not in the traditional sense of the word anyway. He's heavily pro-Israel." - Martin Jacobsen

"Bitching about "friend zone". Man the fuck up." - Martin Jacobsen

"Because things require more of you I guess. Everything is a much larger effort, especially dealing with other peoples needs." - Martin Jacobsen

"It's so crazy for someone from Norway to read this shit. If anyone representing with a corporation so much as bought a politician lunch there'd be a huge stink over here." - Martin Jacobsen

"I've been to Markarth several times, but I'll have a closer look. Cheers. :)" - Martin Jacobsen

"There was a Hellblazer storyline that more or less had this plot. War in hell over John Constantines soul." - Martin Jacobsen

"Wow. Thanks man. That should keep us occupied a while longer. :D" - Martin Jacobsen

"Heheh. I guess so. It's just that it's more fun for the GF (co-pilot) when we do the quests with story." - Martin Jacobsen

"I've done one that involved Sanguine and one that involved Sheogorath. Is there a quest for each Daedra?" - Martin Jacobsen

"I'm Guild master of the Thieves Guild, Listener of the Dark Brotherhood, Legate of the Empire and Harbinger of the Companions. I haven't done all the cities or all the masks or even all shouts, but that seems more like a completist thing than the rich quest lines I mentioned above." - Martin Jacobsen

"456." - Martin Jacobsen