Chris Neumann - FriendFeed

Installed Seemsic, gonna try using Twitter again after a month or two basically off

6 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Why do people think their own farts are so funny, but only when someone else notices?

November 13 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I want a light to go mountain biking at night. Any recommendations?

November 9 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I just became the mayor of The Gold Club on @foursquare! http://www.youtube.com/watch...

I just became the mayor of The Gold Club on @foursquare! http://bit.ly/2WCHa6

November 7 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Have you tried the new and improved @mrtweet? Get great people recommendations with one click. http://mrtweet.com?v=20

November 7 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Dear @kimenf @leebierman and @omniture - congrats on improving the T&T interface - it's SOOOO much better! Keep up the good work!

November 6 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Steve Jurvetson's fav class at Stanford? Touchy Feely. The only class Ive ever heard anyone talk about from any school

October 16 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I just landed my dream job! Starting at textmarks.com on Monday.

October 10 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

The TSA is a huge waste of money.

October 4 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"Sadie's awake". 7am again - ugh

October 2 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

It annoys me when people in SF wear suit WITH backpack! Ugly and stupid. Like you are not sure if you go to office or hiking. (via @westla7)

September 30 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Another FAIL: '09 Accord lease payment:$213. Lost key $90 key + $140 reprogramming. How long can that possibly take? I'm pissed off.

September 21 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Security FAIL: 10 TSA employees to manage 1 line. Um, they've never caught a single terrorist in 8 years!

September 21 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Chatted w Virgin America pilot - over 10k hrs, frmr 757 capt, he says beg lie cheat steal to get/keep your pilot jobs

September 21 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Psyched to see that @2gov is blowing up!

September 19 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @ericries Everyone in Silicon Valley should do this: http://www.startuplessonslearned.com/2009... #StartupVisa (please RT) (via @hnshah)

September 19 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Tip: when walking on the beach, you should ZIP CLOSED the horizontal pocket the keys are in.

September 14 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@nickyfh thinks the Nicky Summer of fun is making fun of her. I say it's a celebration of youth.

September 13 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Update! @nickyfh Summer Of Fun not over! @ckrogh1 coming to town in a few days - w00t!

September 13 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I'm SO tired today - what's wrong with me? I got 8 hrs of sleep...

September 12 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Founder Institute graduate Skimble.com on TechCrunch today: http://www.techcrunch.com/2009...

September 10 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @karthikbht Hilarious: Cocaine dealers cold calling in NY - http://nymag.com/daily...

September 1 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

When conducting an AdWords market test, what to put after the placeholder payment page? Funny suggestion: RickRoll!

September 1 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Been basically off twitter for a week or two. Didn't miss it too much.

August 28 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Anyone know of an online solution for making a flowchart? I need to diagram logic for a web app, but want to collaborate online.

August 25 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

QOTD: "I have a higher chance of being killed by a unicorn than these guys raising money"

August 24 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Thanks to Citibank for fixing my problem without giving me a hard time!

August 18 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I'm jealous: RT @bobinator: 2-for-1 happy hour in Cabo http://yfrog.com/64kfej

August 15 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@nickyfh summer of fun continues! Next up: LA, Tokyo, Hawaii!

August 15 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

It turns out that riding once a month is an ineffective way to train for a 100 mile ride. Ouch.

August 15 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share