To go to the next post in Google Reader hit "J." - Robert Scoble

Such as what? - Fred Grott

Don't hate us because we're beautiful. j/k - Morton Fox

How I know I'm not a socmed maven (which sounds somewhat like a matchmaker located near the french riviera if you ask me) is that I never pimp how gorgeous I am - but also have no useful information to withhold! :) - Lucretia Pruitt

I have a nice mango chutney recipe that I was going to share, but now that you had to be rude about it, I'm going to keep it to myself. Jerk. - Mark Trapp

Nope, I gotta keep on pimping. I think I may give myself "socmed maven" as a new title. Sweet. Thanks! - Kelby

@shelisrael1: I wasn't TELLING anyone to do anything. I asked a question. - Dennis Howlett via twhirl

My like is for the funny replies here, not for Dennis's post :-) - Dread Pirate PJ via Alert Thingy

OK Dennis we're engaged-what useful info do you require? - Mark Forman

Hey, how do we apply for this 'maven' thing? - Erin Kotecki Vest

is SocMEd the new IT? - Fred Grott

Erin-We just push Scoble under a Tesla and then fight it out - Mark Forman

The important word here is 'information' - Dennis Howlett via twhirl

I know Dennis, I just always get caught up in the shiny stuff on the side - Erin Kotecki Vest

SocMed it to me! Rowan & Martins Laugh-In. - Michael Tefft

What information do you desire Dennis? - Fred Grott

@Erin: shiny doesn't pput food on the table. That's where this stuff has to go and right now I don't see terribly much intelligence in that area. Hence my qu. - Dennis Howlett via twhirl

I'm beautiful and my blog is full of beautiful, useful information. Satisfied? :) - Aaron Brazell

@aaron - that's funny but unsatisfying. - Dennis Howlett via twhirl

My RSS feed is even more beautiful. All that Sexy XML. Show me some <boob></boob> - Aaron Brazell

@Fred - anything other than the facile nonsense I see floating in these services. No judgment implied to you but I have businesses to run. That means doing stuff and making money. - Dennis Howlett via twhirl

I can catch a monkey. - Chris Brogan

I'm thinking some of us make money from being here - Aaron Brazell

Do not worry Dennis I did not judge you.. - Fred Grott

Does using any of these mediums (regardless of your own content) force you into SoMed Mavenhood? - Erin Kotecki Vest

Okay lets help Dennis out.. - Fred Grott

I enjoy your use of the word "facile." - Josette

@Fred: I don't care if you do judge me. Finger pointing out always means 3 pointing back. Right? - Dennis Howlett via twhirl

Perhaps you could provide us with some examples of what you consider useful information. Like some of your recent pearls of wisdom? - Michael Tefft

i like turtles - Cee Bee